Idiot Check

Back by popular demand, Idiot Check has oozed its way back into the podcatchers of the few people that still care. Paul asks two weird questions, Tom is never sexy, and Luke cocks his leg like a little doggy to entertain his fans. Then they all have a lovely cup of splosh.

The Idiot Check is BACK and samer than ever. Luke sells out, Paul's car blows up and Tom doesn't die.

Luke makes a dog sad, Tom swears at his family and Paul relives a genuinely traumatic story.

Here comes the Idiot Check Podcast, limping across the line into 2021 like Paul Steel in a cross country race.

Two powerful leaders go head to head in a battle of words and wits with not just the country, but the world at stake.... and Paul is also there.

Just in time for no-one to be talking about the US election anymore. Idiot Check

Let it go, let it go

Time to let the podcast soar

Let it go, let it go

Even though the jokes are poor

I don't care what they're going to say

Luke and Tom are fine

And Paul's never been that racist anyway...

Wanna know about How toasters work? Or what the numbers in nappies pertain to? How about what the most common name in the world is? 

Well google it. 

Three isolated musos take pointless personality tests, sing about washing their hands and talk about shitting. Again.

Amidst a global crisis, three towering pillars of society tackle the hard questions....like 'when did Posh Spice set her sights on David Beckham?', 'What’s the worst name for a child?', and 'Would you like to defecate on a shelf?'

Tom parkours his way to safety during an earthquake, Luke shares his most emotionally potent unused lyrics, and Paul tries to make scents of it all. 

 

 

Away in a country where the sun always shines

Tom visits a man who is sad all the time

A Skype call to Worthing so Paul can join in

The Idiot Check Christmas pod now can begin

 

The boys have written jingles about Christmassy things,

And idiots can listen to the joy they will bring

Paul's is too long, Luke's is half arsed and Tom's filled with rage

And the Patreon won't even make minimum wage

 

Paul gets angry, Tom gets nostalgic and Luke gets more than bargained for

The triumphant return of bi-weekly podcast 'The Idiot Check'. Chock full of topical and relevant subject matter, painstakingly constructed features and jingles laboured over for months and highbrow banter with absolutley no problematic comments whatsoever. 

Luke stands up for the podcast, Paul wants to sell his bath water on the internet and Tom's not funny again.

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Good man Sital-Singh looked out

On the town of Worthing

Upon Teville Road roundabout

Stood lots of dullards gurning

Lanking high above them all

A creature known as Paul 

And clutching tightly to his leash

The other Idiot, whatever he’s called... 🎵

Fancy paying for this shite?

Luke does it all on himself
Paul does it all on himself
Tom does it all on himself

Did Noel Edmonds appear in Friends? Have the idiots actually done a jingle this time? How old is Tom? Like actually how old is he?

Percy pigs, gravestones and heavy breathing etc...

All this and not a lot more on this decade's Idiot Check podcast!

🎶Three twats on a pod,

Jingles, rarnts and whining,

35 hours of crud,

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