Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A D&D Podcast

Our heroes are traveling through the woods on a Figplott’s campus in another dimension! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) discovered the identity of this campus’s headmaster, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) talked to brooms but they didn’t help much, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was determined to collect all the displacer beast dolls he could! But can they survive a magical ambush by wizards in...

Our heroes have been sucked into a painting! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) found found Delilah the Displacer Beast, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) pulled Ozzy the Owlbear out of a dead gelatinous cube, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) laid out the colors and dolls correctly in the study room - activating the table! But what will happen now that our heroes are being sucked into another dimensio...

Our heroes are investigating the wyrd room after making new friends! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) determined the skeleton was the cause of the magical accident, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) found a ruined ring on the dead wizard, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found another monster doll and determined the ring matched a doll’s symbol! But how do these dolls link up to the faculty room fro...

Our heroes are meeting former staff members in and around Figplott’s magic school! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) hid the fact he was a king from the anti-king janitor, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made friends with a sheep and agreed to supply it with a tutor, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) convinced a boxing wizard to join the party! But can they survive combat with the three sorcerers hi...

Our heroes are still making their way to Figplott’s magic school! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) immediately trusted the random stranger they met in the woods, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made sure Arcturus didn’t set up camp in the middle of the stream, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) learned more about the conman and Mordrax Shadeleaf around the fire! But what will discover when they arri...

Our heroes are making their way to Figplott’s magic school! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) supervised the grounded until she was ready to talk, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) admitted she didn’t like her job or title and needed an adventure to find herself, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was their conman expert as they met with Arcturus Figplott! But what dangers will find them when they arri...

Our heroes are late on their journey to Baldur’s Gate! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) made Lexi an agent of Assguard to save her memories, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) turned into Echo and refused to talk about what happened, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) grounded Echo until she brings Juniper back out! Will these heroes ever be able to head to Baldur’s Gate and start a magic school?! Also...

Our heroes are deciding the fate of Lexi the bard! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) spoke with Alyn and determined there is a magical mind-wipe but it can be undone, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) got Mo Dirt to make a more permanent but riskier “mind smear” potion, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) made sure Bucky wouldn’t talk! But will Lexi choose the potion or the unspoken “Quinny Option”?! Al...

Our heroes are in pursuit of Lexi the bard! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) got a break to throw hammers and write, Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) finished regaling Lexi with every horrifying secret from their trip to Baldur’s Gate, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) instantly led the charge to find the bard once Juniper let slip about the song being created! Will our heroes be fast enough to save Ba...

Our heroes are having a series of meetings! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) met with Mo Dirt, Kevmoth Bellwinter, Captain Vismouth, Krendan and several new heroes, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) inspired a plan to levy back taxes against the former nobles of Akkah, and Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) horrified Lexi with tales of Baldur’s Gate! But will our heroes plans be enough to keep Assguard safe?...

Our heroes are sorting things out in Assguard! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) got a bunch of small details resolved with Anyn, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) turned into Echo to relay the tale of Baldur’s Gate to Lexi, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) made that Krendan’s Hall of Heroes would be useful for his spy empire! But what threat will these heroes face next?! Also featuring our awesome D...

Our heroes have returned to Assguard! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) convinced Cormium Planteer to sign on as the nation’s Minister of Communication, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) began planning out the right way to phrase her Baldur’s Gate song, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) set off to meet Krendan about his Hall of Heroes! But is Assguard truly safe from the Ghost Skull Brigade? Also feat...

Our heroes are returning to Assguard after saving Daggerford! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) became friends and pen pals with King Melandrach, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) had an argument with a mule, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was cured of his zombie disease by Fallonmeyer Pinkblossom! But what has changed in Assguard while they’re away? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeet...

Our heroes are waiting for Fallonmeyer Pinkblossom in the Misty Forest! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) won over the tavern keeper in Daggerford, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) focused on getting medical help for her halfling friend’s zombie disease, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was so loopy he ended up talking to a donkey! Can Fallonmeyer save Quinny or will he die while revealing her as a ...

Our heroes barely survived combat but are now in charge of the lizardfolk! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) managed to defeat Redeye through intimidation and fart magic, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) recovered from consciousness and was horrified to still be in an acid pool, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) has been inflicted with a zombie virus! Can these heroes survive to create peace in Dagge...

Our heroes are now battling a zombified dragon and the lizardfolk! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) is unconscious and dying in an acid pool, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is doing his best with his eldritch blasts, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) can’t seem to keep any of his concentration spells going. Will our heroes be able to beat Caustilancer AGAIN? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee...

Our heroes are battling a dragon! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) did massive damage before Fartbutt had to rescue her from an acid pool, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and his mirror images fought face-to-face with the dragon, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was enveloped in an orb of darkness. Will our heroes be able to survive this battle with Caustilancer? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom ...

Our heroes are battling a dragon! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) lured the beast out of a ruined ship, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) managed to maintain the ruse she was Vaultsy, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) arrived to battle being carried by Fartbutt the Couatl. But what will happen when combat truly begins? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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