First Things First TV

I like to check in with the news about once a week. So I thought you might like to join me in this daring and bold venture. Come on. It'll be fun. I'll protect you from the dangers of the news jungle, just like your mother would. Trust me, I'm on the internet.

Episodes

247 First Things First TV - "Silent Hill"

October 21, 2010 • 6 mins

Heather discusses drunk dialing Anita Hill, why if you're anti-sex why you shouldn't sell sex toys and the lives of the rich and tasteless.

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246 First Things First TV - "Tasteless Noise"

October 15, 2010 • 4 mins

Heather discusses the Insane Clown Group, white noise and food and speeding in your old age.

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245 First Things First TV - "No ifs, ands, or butts"

October 6, 2010 • 4 mins

Heather discusses your butt, your middle finger as art and Wii little injuries.

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244 First Things First TV - "Mouse Trap"

September 29, 2010 • 4 mins

Heather discusses mouse bread, neanderthals and wizard hats. Just another Tuesday.

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243 First Things First TV - "Poop Art"

September 9, 2010 • 6 mins

Heather discusses zombies, spelling mistakes, Lennon's toilet and robotripping. Sounds bad but it's so good.

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242 First Things First TV - "Sewer or Later"

August 24, 2010 • 5 mins

What do Tiger Woods, traffic jams and sewers have in common? Watch and find out!

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241 First Things First TV - "Mea Culpa"

August 15, 2010 • 4 mins

Heather discusses the dangers of eating peas, horror film sets and the state of America's schools.

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240 First Things First TV - "The Priest and the Beast"

August 1, 2010 • 7 mins

Heather discusses giving dogs communion, loving your baby and conning people.

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239 First Things First TV - "Distiller Alive"

July 19, 2010 • 7 mins

Heather discusses dynamite, gay Mexican vacations and moonshine. Oh yeah.

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237 First Things First TV - "Flight of the Maggots"

July 1, 2010 • 7 mins

Heather discusses maggots, overpaid politicians and leprechauns. ;

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237 First Things First TV - "My Left Bigfoot"

June 28, 2010 • 10 mins

Psychic Octopuses! Bigfoot! Drug Lords! It's all here!

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226 First Things First TV - "Winning Streak"

June 18, 2010 • 8 mins

Heather discusses the benefits of being naked, drunk, grumpy, dirty and celibate.

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235 First Things First TV - "Boy Soy"

June 7, 2010 • 9 mins

Heather discusses testes, soy for boys and cockroaches. ; Tasty!

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234 First Things First TV - "Wallace and Vomit"

May 29, 2010 • 9 mins

Heather discusses vomit assaults, suicide prevention and the hazards of sunbathing.

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233 First Things First TV - "Out Where the Pussy Willow Blows"

May 23, 2010 • 7 mins

Heather discusses the news.

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232 First Things First TV - "Peen of the Crime"

May 15, 2010 • 8 mins

Heather discusses the 70-year-diet, tiger penis and collecting worker's comp whilst stripping.

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231 First Things First TV - "Cop a Smoke"

May 1, 2010 • 6 mins

Heather discusses smoking pot while on duty...as a cop, giant evil rabbits and how people really are starving in China.

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230 First Things First TV - "Boooooobquake!

April 25, 2010 • 7 mins

Heather discusses winning the lottery, boobs causing earthquakes, chupacabras and ye olde firing squad.

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229 First Things First TV- "Not So Secret Garden"

April 16, 2010 • 6 mins

Heather discusses Steven Seagal and nudity.

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228 First Things FIrst TV -"Dead Man Boarding"

April 9, 2010 • 7 mins

Heather discusses the dos and dont's of airline traveling and not killing your wife.

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First Things First TV

Episodes

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.css-r6mb8g{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:1;overflow:hidden;}246 First Things First TV - "Tasteless Noise"

245 First Things First TV - "No ifs, ands, or butts"

244 First Things First TV - "Mouse Trap"

243 First Things First TV - "Poop Art"

242 First Things First TV - "Sewer or Later"

241 First Things First TV - "Mea Culpa"

240 First Things First TV - "The Priest and the Beast"

239 First Things First TV - "Distiller Alive"

237 First Things First TV - "Flight of the Maggots"

237 First Things First TV - "My Left Bigfoot"

226 First Things First TV - "Winning Streak"

235 First Things First TV - "Boy Soy"

234 First Things First TV - "Wallace and Vomit"

233 First Things First TV - "Out Where the Pussy Willow Blows"

232 First Things First TV - "Peen of the Crime"

231 First Things First TV - "Cop a Smoke"

230 First Things First TV - "Boooooobquake!

229 First Things First TV- "Not So Secret Garden"

228 First Things FIrst TV -"Dead Man Boarding"

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247 First Things First TV - "Silent Hill"

246 First Things First TV - "Tasteless Noise"