UnHoly Mofos

Woah... are you talking to me? Hooha! Yes, Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino (plus Keanu Reeves of course) are in this episode and they are both the devil! Jake is first with Angel Heart with DeNiro and Mickey Rourke, but even if they were not on a time limit that rundown wouldn't be too long. Then of course Sean is assigned with The Devil's Advocate with Pacino and Reeves, wouldn't have it any other way.

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New Year's Day - Angel Eye...

A year after the year of tornadoes, 1997 was the year for volcanoes apparently as we got two movies. One being Dante's Peak with Pierce Brosnan and Linda Hamilton and then Volcano with Tommy Lee Jones. Which one is better, which is more scientifically accurate? Take a listen and find out!

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Randy Newman - I Love LA

Captain Covington - Sudden Explosion

Dethklok - Volcano

Beartooth - Devastation

Next time around, we talk two of t...

And we return after yet another extended break! And unfortunately once again this show had to be tight after a late start but we still bring you all a good one! We cut the opening segment to just news and what we've been watching which of course contains big things such as Falcon and Winter Soldier, Godzilla vs Kong, Mortal Kombat and Justice League Snyder Cut. Then to the main attraction, Wayne's World 1 and 2, so much funny shit ...

We are back! Our first episode of 2021 comes in March this year, so what the hell kept us from recording for two months? Well it was all on Jake's end but rest assured the news is happy. Extremely unexpected but happy. Let's just say that because of this change in his life this episode had to be tight (after the epic Dark Knight episode, that's okay) and we may be a little less regular for a while. So after brief football talk and ...

Yipee Kay Yay, Motherfuckers! Cryosphere is back! For the return, we decide since it is Christmas time, let's revisit a Christmas film, and that is Die Hard. Yes, it's a Christmas movie, hands down. Also we have most of the NFW crew, Newty, Suzanne and Gary. Which means things get really off the rails in this one. Let's just say you may never look at Skittles the same after this episode. Also some feedback from Darth Ballsac! Sync ...

Ho...ly...shit, everybody. This one was a marathon! Another milestone episode, which means it has to be special. Unfortunately we were only able to get one guest, Wildman Willis. The fact that this wasn't a packed house might be a good thing because man this went on so long that it was waaaay past our bedtimes by the time it was over! So the subject is the high profile trilogy from Christopher Nolan, the man who got the taste of Ba...

More Roger Moore and Bond, James Bond. But more importantly Sean makes his triumphant return after his year long break, so yeah expect episodes to be a bit longer again! First the girls tournament is coming down to the wire with maybe an upset, bunch of ongoing movie series that keep on going and Jake's read an unused script for one of the Halloween movies. Let's just say that we're glad it did not get used.

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Shirley Bassey - ...

It's November time, so that must mean it's James Bond month! We continue with some Roger Moore flicks The Man With The Golden Gun and The Spy Who Loved Me, movies featuring Jaws, Tatoo from Fantasy Island and Christopher Lee with a third nipple! Also the girls tournament is heating up with an extremely hard choice for Jake, news of actors returning to wells that made them famous and a return of the fucked up sex acts and man is it ...

Happy Halloween, boils and ghouls! Yes we are actually doing an episode on the best holiday ever and what better subject than Tales From the Crypt, which we have not done for two years for some reason! We promise we will be more regular with this shit! Also a big tie in the girls tournament that has Jake sweating, return of Chuck Norris, an unfortunate death and Jake had a week off, so how much Halloween time watches did he make? H...

In our second 2020 Halloween episode, we talk some mind bending slow burn thrillers. First Jake talks about the 1999 Kevin Bacon film Stir of Echoes and explains why the very end scares the shit out of him. Scott isn't too enthused about Session 9 with David Caruso but it does lead to some interesting discussions. Plus more ties in the girls tournament, a theory about Signs, and Jake's list of What He's Been Watching is expanding a...

Back to the very old days we go, back to Universal Monsters. First off, we turn to the monster and the doctor with The Bride of Frankenstein and then off to the Amazon to visit the Creature From the Black Lagoon. But of course a jam packed opening, with a tie in our tournament, the Bermuda Triangle, could football be in trouble, movies John Carpenter almost made and a kinda short What We've Been Watching even from Jake (remember wh...

Time for some more Carpenter! This time another pairing with him and Kurt Russell in his most famous role as Snake Plissken. Some fun to be had, maybe an unpopular opinion as well? Plus Jake messes up the order of things in the opening segment (blaming waking up a half hour before the show), and talks about a movie that might be considered the worst ever made, so of course he watched it, maybe more than once?

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The Browning - S...

This episode we're doing a little double feature of horror anthologies by masters of horror George A Romero and Stephen King, with Creepshow 1 & 2. Of course there is a part 3 but we don't do that and we'll explain why. Also a crap ton of news ranging from sad to a little happy to making us mad, feedback from Ballsac and Jake's What I've Been Watching List has finally been shortened but he makes a shocking revelation.

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Fit Fo...

At the beginning of the year we talked about scary alien abductions. Well let's talk about aliens again but now we need laughs more than ever so they're funny aliens, one having the voice of Seth Rogen in fact. After some alien conspiracy theories, more laundry lists of what we've been watching, the subjects are Paul with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost and The Watch with Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn and Jonah Hill.

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Eazy E - Boyz in ...

Watch your backs, people. Chuck Norris is back! That's right, this episode we're talking Chuck taking on Russian terrorists in Invasion USA and then taking on Satanists in Hellbound. Let's just say quality may be a little different. Plus more girls of Unholy Mofos, a returning segment, more delays (surprise surprise) and Jake's list of what he's been watching is back to normal, with a bunch of 2020 releases and a couple of Netflix ...

What happens when there is only one man left on Earth? And what if he isn't? That's what we are talking about today with two adaptations of Richard Matheson's I Am Legend. First with the Charlton Heston starring Omega Man and the 2007 version with Will Smith. Of course there was another adaptation that came out before these called The Last Man On Earth with Vincent Price so we briefly talk about that, the book and Jake even watched...

This week we bring in a double feature of Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor, but not only that. We also have Darth Ballsac as a guest, to bring his wisdom (well more like crude jokes) to the show. It was good having a third member once again. Also we have movie conspiracies and some reviews Jake has looked up, reviews that will make you lose at least 50 IQ points.

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Gene Wilder - Crazy

American Head Charge - Just So You Know

Diaman...

Now we move on to retired people, Retired and Extremely Dangerous people (if you didn't know what the title meant). Yes we're talking Bruce Willis, John Malkovich and Helen Mirren as retired spies in Red 1 & 2, lots of good fun to be had in these two movies. First more movies have been delayed (shocker), more girls, and more laundry lists of what has been watched. And more feedback from Ballsac and some from Sean as well. But since...