The ROR Morning Show Podcast

(0:00 - 3:16) It's Wednesday! OK, so sometimes LBF asks GPT what her dreams mean. But now the bots know I'm a freak. Experts say there are five things you should never type into AI. 

(3:16 - 8:50) Today's DM Disaster is from Zach! He put himself in some real hot water after he tried to date two girls at the same time. He was seeing one of the girls while at college, Turns out when they went on break, one of them worked with his...

(0:00 - 2:57) It's Tuesday! The Emmy's took place last night, LBF aka TV Slut breaks down winners, and talks about shows you should be watching.

(2:57 - 7:21) Today's DM Disaster is from Hailey. Her boyfriend has been using his mancave to hide from her for at least the last 2 years. She only found out because she really needed his help and walked down to get him. He setup speakers to make it sound like he's actually doing work. Now ...

(0:00 - 2:51) It's Monday! For years, Adam 12 used Neutrogena® Men Triple Protect Face Lotion with Sunscreen SPF 20. It has been discontinued, and Adam 12 is almost out of his final bottle. 

(2:51 - 7:20) Today's DM Disaster is from Miranda! She had her parents over her house just to visit. Well last night, they stayed there; the fire alarms went off in the condo complex. Miranda rushed into the room her parents were staying in...

(0:00 - 2:38) It's FRIDAY! If a truck pulls up to your house and rips off your electric meter, don’t worry. They’re about to replace it with a “smart” meter. We all want the dumbest house possible! 

(2:38 - 7:10) Today's DM Disaster is from Jenny! She wanted to surprise her roommate by cleaning the entire apartment. When the roommate came back from vacation, she was wondering where her plant was. Jenny t...

(0:00 - 2:47) It's Thursday! Apple announced yesterday a new phone. It's called the iPhone Duo. It's a foldable screen and its retail price is two grand. We're all out, we think it will be a nightmare of a phone. 

(2:47 - 6:52) Today's DM Disaster is from Wesley! He's being called out by his family for being the fun sponge. He doesn't know how to handle it, so now he's going to spend thousands of dollars to buy their happiness....

0:00 - 2:47) It's Wednesday! There's a new rule at the us open: please stop being annoying. Influencers, loudmouths and apparently people smoking weed are ruining the experience. 

(2:47 - 6:37) Today's DM Disaster is from Mike! He's been shutout by the people at his work. The only reason he knows about it is that they sent an email without taking him off the list, but in the email, it says, "Please don't tell Mike." Now he's pl...

(00:00 - 2:42) It's Tuesday! We're back after the long weekend, LBF did something she never does, and it involved sleeping over, Adam 12 thinks he cracked the code for traveling on a holiday weekend! 

(2:42 - 7:44) Today's DM Disaster is from Mady! She was on a zoom call for work when her mother decided it was a good time to come into Mady's room with all her bras and panties, then proceed to say good morning to Mady's boss and...

(0:00 - 2:14) It's FRIDAY! Cinemark Theatres brings back “Bring Your Own Bucket” on Sept. 6. You can bring your custom, out-of-the-box containers to the theater to be filled with popcorn for $5. You won't believe what LBF wants to use as a bucket! 

(2:14 - 7:11) Today's DM Disaster is from Maura! She was trying to get into shape; she decided to do yoga. She's never done it before, so when she found a video for begin...

(0:00 - 2:09) It's Thursday! LBF talks about dealing with bugs in the house; Adam 12 talks about his affinity for one particular type of bug. 

(2:09 - 6:29) Today's DM Disaster is from Colin! He has been doing something at night that has completely disgusted his wife. He's been picking his nose in his sleep. She took a video and now wants to post it on Facebook. Now he's in a heated argument with his wife. That's Colin's DM Dis...

(0:00 - 2:08) It's Wednesday! According to recent research, night owls are actually “cognitively superior” to early birds.  That means night owls excel in understanding and decision-making. 

(2:08 - 7:11) Today's DM Disaster is from Garrett! He was just expecting a quite house when he got home from work. But he walked in house and his kid with his friends were trying the diarrhea challenge. They had all th...

(00:00 - 2:54) It's Tuesday! Goodwill is opening a whole store dedicated to physical media, vinyl, CDs, cassettes, VHS and DVDs; Adam 12 is all in and will drive any distance to bring back 1994! 

(2:54 - 8:25) Today's DM Disaster is from Dan! He decided to join a group for Bird Watching, his friends all ragged on him for doing an older person habit. Then while Dan was Bird Watching with the group, he made a noise that scared th...

(00:00 - 2:33) It's Monday! LBF had a day-long bachelorette party over the weekend; she gives us all the details on how amazing a weekend it was! 

(2:33 - 8:58) Today's DM Disaster is from Holden! He's being shut off from all shopping site by his wife! He's been drinking then going on an ordering spree of some of the dumbest things he sees on Instagram! Now his wife has had enough! That's Holden's DM Disaster! 

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(00:00 - 3:02) It's Thursday! If you're driving right now, take a quick look at your speedometer. Are you speeding? New research from the AAA Foundation for Traffic Safety might say otherwise! 

(3:02 - 8:34) Today's DM Disaster is from Derek! He had to go through the worst pain ever, all thanks to a bet. He finished last in his fantasy football league and had to wax his entire body! His friends thought it was the funniest thing...

(00:00 - 3:44) It's Wednesday! We pay tribute to music legend Dolly Parton who passed away yesterday at the age of 80. LBF tells us a few stories of Dolly's impact. 

(3:44 - 8:32) Today's DM Disaster is from Will. He and his wife are trying to eat healthy, but Will has a problem with midnight snacking. So, one night Will snuck downstairs to snack. He thought his wife was sleeping turns out she had notifications turned on for th...

(00:00 - 2:13) It's Tuesday! If you're a fan of historical content in your feed, I'm sorry to report that history is being rewritten...by AI. 

(2:13 - 8:52) Today's DM Disaster is from Marissa! Her boyfriend is a big Marvel comics guy. Well, he has an Iron Man mask that's wearable, he told Marissa not to touch it, well she wanted to try it on. She ended up getting stuck in the mask and had to wait for him to get home to help he...

(00:00 - 2:09) It's Monday! The thing that no one talks about when it comes to Brazilian waxing: the flatulence situation.  Remove the hair from your backside and you’ve eliminated the natural friction barrier that gives gas somewhere to go…quietly. LBF is flabbergasted! 

(2:09 - 9:20) Today's DM Disaster is from Kaitlin! She was asked out on a date with this guy she thought had his life together. That al...

(0:00 - 3:22) It's Friday! A teacher in Houston has created a designated fart corner where kids can go, rip one, spray some air freshener and return to class. 

(3:22 - 8:01) Today's DM Disaster is from Adam. He's now paying the price for his mistake he made with his child. He was struggling to wake up his child for school. So, he wore a scream mask and scarred him awake. Now the son is 22 and is completely messed up from it. Bu...

(00:00 - 2:12) It's Thursday! A new fear has been unlocked for LBF after a man was trapped in the sand waist high while trying to build a sandcastle. 

(2:12 - 7:53) Today's DM Disaster is from Troy. He had to use the porta potty at his work, well a co-worker was late and blocked the door to the porta potty with their truck. Troy was stuck in there for over 2 hours. When they found him, they all laughed and took a video. That's ...

(00:00 - 3:03) It's Wednesday! LBF is BACK! She talked about the Falmouth Road Race; she also claims she cannot be a road race wife! 

(3:03 - 8:27) Today's DM Disaster is from Sheri! She was on a family vacation when it all went to hell in a handbasket; the entire trip her Aunt and Uncle were fighting. It all started on day 1, they still had to stay 3 more days! Then once they got back from the trip, the aunt and uncle got divo...