2 Homos - Lesbian Podcast
Ever wonder what two Lesbians talk about when they get together? Well...wonder no more. The 2 Homos Lesbian podcast is the show with two Lesbians sitting around talking about whatever crosses our minds. We're not always politically correct, and no topic is off limits. Come spend some time and get intimate with us. We're open-minded, we speak our minds...and sometimes, for better or worse, there's no "edit" button. Enjoy the random observations of the 2 Homos Lesbian Podcast.
Episodes
May 12, 2019 • 15 mins
Bad customer service has become a way of life in America. In fact, we've become so good at it that we've decided that the global economy is a good way for us to teach other countries how to give shitty customer service, too. After all, why should we be selfish and keep it all to ourselves?
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May 12, 2019 • 13 mins
When going to work means strapping on a toolbelt, putting on a uniform or slipping into the latest style of color coordinated, polyester track suit, you can be sure that you're in one of today's hottest careers for Lesbians. We review all the options for young Lesbians just starting out, and pay homage to UPS Lesbians everywhere.
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May 12, 2019 • 8 mins
One more with our friends from Nor Cal... It's everything you ever wanted to know about exes. Learn what it takes to make sure you never have to bump into your ex unexpectedly in public, learn how to deal with a constellation of exes at a party, and learn how to make sure that none of them ever sleep with each other and become each others exes.
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May 12, 2019 • 10 mins
On your birthday you always get to be princess for a day. Of course, it wouldn't be fair to those around you who might not be around to celebrate for just that one day. That's why you have to celebrate your birthday week and maybe even your birthday month as well. Next year, why not just go for the gusto and call it your birthday year.
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May 12, 2019 • 13 mins
It's not easy to face your fears. It takes courage, determination and a willingness to let go of the old habits that hold you back. Roxanne takes a bold step forward to overcome her fear of vegetables this weekend as she musters up all her strength to attend the Strawberry Festival...even if strawberries are not a vegetable.
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May 12, 2019 • 10 mins
You Googled MILF because your membership in the Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) expired and you wanted to find their web site. What came up instead was the Wikipedia entry for MILF: 1. (slang) Mother I'd like to fuck: A mother found sexually attractive.
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May 12, 2019 • 11 mins
Fires raced across two areas of Los Angeles last week. Roxanne thinks it's the work of twisted pyromaniacs, but Virginia is convinced that the Griffith Park fire was started by a meth-head cruising for a blow job in the park. As for the Catalina fire, we're both convinced that the fire is a sure sign for the woman about to get married in Catalina that she really shouldn't get married at all. It's a sign that she should come out as ...
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May 12, 2019 • 13 mins
When it comes to your very best friends, you want to make sure you pick out a special gift that they will remember forever. Ideally, it will be something they can reminisce about and talk about for years to come. So, the next time a special occasion rolls around and you need to pick out a gift for someone special, we're here for you.
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May 12, 2019 • 7 mins
The fascists of political correctness set their sites on a stereotypical, older, white male and prepare to fire. As champions of the cause, they come out with both guns blaring and project all their baggage about how he doesn't respect or acknowledge gay relationships. What they didn't know...is that this particular older white man is Roxanne's Dad.
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May 12, 2019 • 10 mins
Take one part stupid, two parts ignorant and three parts asshole. Stir ingredients vigorously with middle finger until good and frothy. Bake in the Los Angeles freeway system for 45 minutes, and you're got a nice, steaming plate of Road Rage. Serves four.
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May 12, 2019 • 10 mins
Good relationships take balance, cooperation and joint responsiblity for household chores. Everyone has their job to do, whether it means obsessively vacuuming up dog hair, taking out trash barrels filled with dog shit, or simply emptying out trash cans on the neighbor's lawn.
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May 12, 2019 • 8 mins
We all had them the first time around, but only those with a real sense of style and class were bold enough to get in on the most recent mullet craze. Apparently, we have to get out more.
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May 12, 2019 • 12 mins
The girls serve up a generous portion of party etiquette, topped with a dollop of exes. Enjoy the festive spirit, and don't forget to take notes before you attend your next social function.
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May 12, 2019 • 8 mins
It never occurred to me that I would live in a house where I'd have to worry about the toilet seat being up when I go to the bathroom. Now that the P-Mate's have arrived...the toilet seat being up is a hazard I may just have to live with. Roxanne has discovered that it's not only convenient to pee standing up, but it's a lot of fun, too.
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May 12, 2019 • 11 mins
For seven days this coming June, Roxanne and Virginia will be volunteering to support the more than 2,000 riders and 500 volunteer roadies on the AIDS Life Cycle 6 cycling event to raise money for AIDS care. This is Roxanne's maiden voyage on the event and Virginia's 13th time as either a volunteer or a cyclist. ALC is a 585 mile bicycle ride from San Francisco to Los Angeles to support the HIV services of the LA Gay & Lesbian Cent...
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May 12, 2019 • 15 mins
It's time to go back to school to earn your honorary Lesbian degree. Before you get ready to take that test, however, let us walk you through some important vocabulary lessons with words and expressions you'll need to know. Thanks to Kathy Belge for her list at Lesbian Life to help make us the smartest Lesbians on the planet.
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May 12, 2019 • 10 mins
Take a ride with Roxanne as she gets ready for ALC 6 on a training day designed to give the volunteers and the cyclists an idea of what it will be like on an actual day of on the event itself. Roxanne is awed by the way the cyclists pull together to help each other up the long, steep hills, and she is blown away by the inspirational qualities of disco music, even among a generation that grew up with Milli Vanilli.
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May 12, 2019 • 11 mins
Meet the new neighbor who decided to move in unannounced and then bring his entire family to live under our washing machine.
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May 12, 2019 • 13 mins
Another weekend getaway goes awry when Southwest loses the luggage and we're stuck with only the clothes we're wearing and mp3 players in 30-degree weather.
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May 12, 2019 • 11 mins
Le'ts face it...everyone fucks up once in a while. Get some good advice before you need it and learn how to make relationships work. We're here for you.
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