Burn Your Passport with Nazeem Hussain

Burn Your Passport with Nazeem Hussain

Travel broadens the mind. Naz disagrees. As a stand-up comedian he spends a lot of his life on the road and for him, travel sucks. Delays, terrible food, strange beds, hotel neighbours ‘getting to know each other’ are just some of the pitfalls that make him want to stay at home. Together with fellow stand-ups from Australia, and elsewhere, he’ll convince you on this ABC Radio Comedy podcast to burn your passport and stay the hell at home.

Episodes

April 19, 2016

You’ll never want to set foot in a hotel again.

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David O’Doherty from Ireland and Becky Lucas from Brisbane stick the boot into travel, Nazeem’s sense of direction and airport Wi-Fi systems.

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Flatulent brothers, half-filled cocktails and the upside of dodging traffic jams in Egypt.

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Meeting white supremacists and why going on holiday to get crucified is not something you do twice.

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Dodgy passports, haunted hotels, pushy hawkers and possibly the worst restaurant in the entire world.

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May 24, 2016

Sami Shah lists 26 million reasons not to visit Pakistan.

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Hamish relives his awful, creepy crawly travelling stories.

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Australian comedy legend Lehmo shares his terror of the second floor. Sara Pascoe on the weirdest parts of being a London tour guide.

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Greg Fleet on the worst holiday ever and Irish legend Jason Byrne reveals the Scottish hotel no better than a prison cell.

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Brisbane music duo The Veronicas relive moonwalking into a bus toilet that locked behind them. US comedian Alex Edelman defends New York and romantic meals at McDonalds. Ivan Aristeguieta sticks the boot into his homeland of Venezuela and former leader Hugo Chavez.

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April 4, 2017 1 min

The anti-travel podcast with Nazeem Hussain returns soon with jungle buddies Dane Swan, Casey Donovan, Julia Morris and Steve Price as well as UK stand up legend Phill Jupitus and US science guy Bill Nye.

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April 11, 2017 25 mins

iTunes best podcast of 2016 is back with Canadian comedian DeAnne Smith and Collingwood AFL legend Dane Swan.

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April 18, 2017 29 mins

Nick Cody plays the entitled plane passenger and Bill Nye the Science Guy!

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April 26, 2017 29 mins

Childhood tellings-off by the Burmese junta, the road of Death in Bolivia, what wrestlers eat when they fly and Isaac Newton’s actual tree all feature in some way in this episode.

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May 2, 2017 28 mins

Sex hotels! Chickens and swords! Flying fears! Travel sucks!

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May 9, 2017 30 mins

The host of I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! and the presenter of The Comedians' Comedian podcast tell Naz their bad travel stories.

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May 17, 2017 28 mins

Joel Creasy recounts the time he was chased out a town and Rose Matafeo chats about the museum of death in Thailand.

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May 24, 2017 24 mins

Why right wing shock jock Steve Price slept in a drug dealer’s bed and why Eurovision presenter Myf Warhurst is careful with booze on flights.

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May 31, 2017 29 mins

The 2017 winner of I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! Why business class sucks! One half of the Little Dum Dum Club! Thailand!

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June 7, 2017 34 mins

Sipping garlic coke, starting fights in the UAE and leaving friends behind on European coach trips.

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