Shit They Don’t Tell You with Nikki Limo and Steve Greene
Comedians Nikki Limo & Steve Greene tell you everything they had to learn the hard way about becoming an adult. They explore topics ranging from relationships to purchasing a house to the pyramid that Nicolas Cage will eventually be buried in. Tune in every Thursday for deep dives into society’s expectation vs. the reality of it all, with all the useful information that you weren't taught in school! Nikki and Steve, along with YouTubers, experts, and celebrity guests make each episode helpful, hilarious and extraordinarily relatable. Subscribe to the ad-free version: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ For advertising opportunities please email PodcastPartnerships@Studio71us.com We wanna make the podcast even better, help us learn how we can: https://bit.ly/2EcYbu4 Privacy Policy: https://www.studio71.com/us/terms-and-conditions-use/#Privacy%20Policy
Episodes
August 21, 2025 • 47 mins
This week Nikki and Steve spelunk through Reddit’s relationship caves, where emotional mold grows faster than you can say “Push the Break-Up Button.” Kisses come with cosmic punishments, allergies become full-blown personality traits, and foreskin drama makes an unwanted, yet dramatic cameo. It’s petty, it’s messy, and yes—you’ll feel better about your own life after listening.
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August 14, 2025 • 47 mins
Nikki and Steve wade back into the glittery moral cesspool of Reddit’s Am I The Ahole to professionally judge peeps about relationships, relatives, and rare foot conditions. Expect ethical quandaries, multiple entertaining tangents, and the faint whiff of relationship superiority.
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August 7, 2025 • 57 mins
It's Summer. And if you can't find the time to take a road trip to Washington to see an extraordinarily large hole in the ground, have we got a classic STDTY hole-centric episode for you! This week, we reflect on the late 90s legend involving a massive, miles-deep crevasse in rural Washington state, shrouded in mystery to this very day. If you haven't heard this story before, grab some popcorn.
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July 31, 2025 • 49 mins
On this week's brand-new episode of STDTY, Nikki and Steve unpack a bevy of insane stories about the sacred art of relationship chaos—including a man who achieved enlightenment in his yoga instructor’s pants, a petulant little boy masquerading as a man, and a self-proclaimed feng shui love guru who thinks he's the ultimate arbiter of romance. This is a wild one, folks.
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July 24, 2025 • 40 mins
The Iceman and Icebreaker are back with an all new AITA episode filled with secret children, annoying Aunties, and brave tales of watching the NBA finals in the middle of a wedding's dance floor. Pop open a frosty beverage and enjoy the dulcet tones of Nikki and Steve's triumphant return from a brief Summer break.
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July 17, 2025 • 59 mins
As Nikki continues to make mad bank at the WSOP, we're revisiting one more episode from the STDTY vault before Nikki & Steve's triumphant return. With AI and ChatGPT all over the news and interwebs these days, we thought it'd be both entertaining and a tad horrifying to see what Nikki & Steve's first interaction with AI was like. As the moment draws ever closer when computers officially take over, we look at this first interaction ...
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July 10, 2025 • 65 mins
As Summer is now in full-swing and the Cowboy Carter Tour is almost at its conclusion, let's revisit a classic AUA episode about Beyonce's celebrity condiments, accepting inevitable life changes, and taking care of your body parts. This week, Nikki & Steve present sixty minutes of thoroughly unprofessional advice for all of your seasonal self-improvement needs.
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July 3, 2025 • 65 mins
As we enter the hot, humid, heart of Summer, let us revisit a classic Mailbag episode full of shockingly useful information about mountain-top mammaries, deep-cut Iron Man references, and swimming pool analogies. Crank up the A/C, sip some ice-cold lemonade, and let both the season and the dulcet tones of Professors Limo and Greene wash over you.
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June 26, 2025 • 47 mins
The insanity of Reddit Relationships returns, with a brand-new episode about uppity uggos, horny haters, and a story so silly it borders on insanity. Sit back and enjoy a cool lemonade on a hot summer afternoon as you let the waves of absurdity wash over you.
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June 19, 2025 • 43 mins
We're back! In the midst of an insanely busy Summer full of travel, poker, but zero clubs, we are back with a mailbag episode full of relationship turmoil, twenty-something identity crises, and high praise for TV shows where competitive coupling is a thing. Enjoy!
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June 12, 2025 • 69 mins
As the WSOP continues, we're revisiting a classic Sh*t episode when Nikki was just getting into her all-consuming obsession: poker. Whether it's bad beats, flops, or reckless tilts, Professor Limo gives you all the information you need, to not only play a better game of poker, but live a better life. And yes, that's a disgustingly saccharine sentiment. But it's 100% true, damnit. So shut up, accept it, and start practicing your po...
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June 5, 2025 • 91 mins
As the 2025 World Series of Poker heats up Las Vegas and leaves Nikki Limo otherwise detained this week, we revisit that crazy Monday in June of 2022 when Nikki competed in the 53rd Annual World Series of Poker, her first-ever World Series of Poker competition. By the end of the tournament, she placed 4th in a pool of 5,715 entries, winning $116,568.00 and setting the poker world on fire. How, you may ask, did she arrive at this as...
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May 29, 2025 • 45 mins
If you've ever wanted to hear about Steve's thoughts on self-love, Nikki's thoughts on vibrators, and both of their thoughts on Steve bringing a solid 5 out of 10 to the bedroom on a regular basis, this week's episode awaits...
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May 22, 2025 • 65 mins
Way back when, in July of 2023, we recorded an episode called "Is Manifestation Real?" Over the past several years, Nikki's life has essentially answered that question in the affirmative. If you don't believe that, give a listen to this week's episode. And then go to bed tonight thinking of something you really want in life. Do it. And then let us know what happens at podcast@nikki.limo. We kinda think you'll be pleasantly surpris...
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May 15, 2025 • 47 mins
Summer is almost upon us! A time of beaches! Dining al fresco! Watching sunsets! Smooching people! And what better way to welcome the arrival of dating season than reading about crazy-ass relationship drama from Reddit. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the show...
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May 8, 2025 • 42 mins
The judiciary is in the news quite a bit these days, so in honor of that third branch of government, let us judge the ever-loving hell out of crappy relatives, skincare snobs, and dudes who do it all for the nookie. Prepare yourself for another epic AITA ep with the honorable Judge Limo and Judge Greene holding court.
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May 1, 2025 • 52 mins
If we all know one thing about modern society, it's that at any time there's a high likelihood you're in the vicinity of at least one massive a**hole. This week's AITA episode is exhibit A in that case. Prepare yourself for a smorgasbord of awkward interactions, insane friends, and just a touch of questionable parenting.
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April 24, 2025 • 46 mins
Feeling down? Thinking the world has gone crazy and you're the only sane one left? If you judge that feeling based on the insanity of these Reddit posts, then you'd be 100% correct. So sit back, relax, and enjoy some human-on-human drama like you've never heard before.
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April 17, 2025 • 57 mins
After a brief hiatus from the 'ol STDTY Mailbag, we've returned and whoo boy do we have some doozies. From a heartfelt question about the future to a random awards-show question to a relationship rollercoaster of a story, this week's AUA episode will warm your heart, make you laugh, and introduce you to Steve's previously unknown musical composition skillz.
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April 10, 2025 • 49 mins
On yet another amazing Relationships episode, tears are shed, truck drivers are praised, and both hosts regale us with tales of being inside peeps.
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