God Awful Movies

Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, and Noah Lugeons team up for a weekly attempt to prove that if god existed, his PR couldn't possibly be this bad.

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540: Fateful Findings

January 20, 2026 • 133 mins

This week, Katie and Allen from Werewolf Ambulance join us for a return to the masterful ramblings of Neil Breen.

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This week, our secular-tacular continues with a movie that is neither God nor Awful. The 1997 John Woo masterpiece explores the terrors of having to be Nicolas Cage and/or John Travolta. And almost every inanimate object eventually explodes.
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538: Diana: The Musical

January 6, 2026 • 101 mins

This week, we kick off Secular Movie Month with cohost of The Know Rogan Experience Michael Marshall joining us for the atrocity that is Diana: The Musical.

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537: So This Is Christmas

December 30, 2025 • 133 mins

This week, the Christmas-tacular somehow continues when Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of So This Is Christmas, the story of Eric Roberts wandering in and out of the set of an after school special that pretended to be Christian long enough to hook a producer.

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536: Hanukkah on Rye

December 16, 2025 • 93 mins

This week, we review a Hallmark Hanukkah special, Hanukkah on Rye. It's the story of Hallmark remembering that people from all different religions need to fold laundry.
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535: A Law for Christmas

December 9, 2025 • 119 mins

This week, Marsh joins us for an atheist review of A Law for Christmas; the story of a whole production's worth of people never bothering to look up what the Secretary of Agriculture is.

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534: And God Made Man

December 2, 2025 • 106 mins

This week, Cecil and Marsh from the Know Rogan Experience join us for an atheist review of And God Made Man. It's the story of the dumbest legal argument you'll ever hear in your life and three secular podcasters trying to describe it with a straight face.

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534: Out of Office Notice

November 25, 2025 • 12 secs

Hey folks, we're taking the week off to celebrate American Thanksgiving, but we'll be back next week at the same bat-time on the same bat-channel. Happy holidays.

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533: Jesus Freaks

November 18, 2025 • 142 mins

This week, we get deep into some Christian lore with Rachael and Cameron from the Cheers to Leaving podcast with an atheist review of Jesus Freaks. It's the story of that one time a pastor was rude to a teenager.
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532: Greatest Heroes and Legends of the Bible: Adam and Eve

November 11, 2025 • 97 mins

This week, Marcus and Deanna from Wrath of Pod join us for an atheist review of Greatest Heroes and Legends of the Bible: Adam and Eve. It's the first in a series of cartoons meant to sanitize the Bible's timeless stories by changing them in random and LSD inspired ways.
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531: Shadowbuilder

November 4, 2025 • 114 mins

This week, Bugs and BamBam from the Bibliowrecks podcast join us to discuss a movie that tries to invoke Bram Stoker in its title -- though you'll see that we declined to follow suit.

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530: The War on Children

October 28, 2025 • 135 mins

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for one of the most bigoted screeds we've ever suffered through.
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529: The Suckling

October 21, 2025 • 104 mins

This week, Bryan and Dave from the Bring Me the Axe podcast return for a review of The Suckling; one of the least fun movies we've ever watched.

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528: The Conjuring: Last Rites

October 14, 2025 • 122 mins

This week, we continue the Spooktacular with guest masochists Katie and Allen from Werewolf Ambulance and a theater visit to see the latest in the inexhaustible Conjuring franchise.
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527: House (2008)

October 7, 2025 • 122 mins

This week, Amanda Jane Stern joins the guys for an atheist review of House (2008), the story of a hotel. Not a house. And it's haunted or something, but the movie's name makes no sense at all and that's the real issue here.

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526: Mindreader

September 29, 2025 • 110 mins

This week, the gang is live in New Orleans, breaking down the latest offering from the Christiano brothers. Or... the one Christiano brother. Not sure if they're bickering or if this script was too weak to pique Dave's interest, but we're only getting half the team this time. And we learn that it's apparently possible to be half as good as a normal Christiano Brothers movie.

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525: Day of Defense

September 23, 2025 • 104 mins

We're joined by Rebecca and Landon from the Mormonish Podcast for a review of Day of Defense.
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524: Starship Troopers 3: Marauders

September 16, 2025 • 116 mins

This week, Ursa and Aaron from Philosophers in Space join us in convincing you that Starship Troopers 3 is too a Christian movie.
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523: Urine Good Health

September 9, 2025 • 84 mins

This week, Dr. Alice and Marsh from the Skeptics with a K podcast deeply regret agreeing to do another episode without checking to see what movie they'd be reviewing first.

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522: The Buttercream Gang

September 2, 2025 • 114 mins

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of The Buttercream Gang, the story of four kids growing up on the mean streets of Draper, Utah and trying to survive the gang violence that so often plagues towns like it.

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God Awful Movies

Episodes

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538: Diana: The Musical

537: So This Is Christmas

536: Hanukkah on Rye

535: A Law for Christmas

534: And God Made Man

534: Out of Office Notice

533: Jesus Freaks

532: Greatest Heroes and Legends of the Bible: Adam and Eve

531: Shadowbuilder

530: The War on Children

529: The Suckling

528: The Conjuring: Last Rites

527: House (2008)

526: Mindreader

525: Day of Defense

524: Starship Troopers 3: Marauders

523: Urine Good Health

522: The Buttercream Gang

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540: Fateful Findings

539: Face/Off