Illumination Cinema Movie Podcast

Chris and Cantu return to chat about more adaptations of classic cartoons and these aren't exactly top shelf offerings. The films are: Dudley Do-Right (1999), Rocky and Bullwinkle (2000) and Yogi Bear (2011).

Caitlyn and Tyler chat about the work of director Brian De Palma. Including: Carrie, Blow Out and Scarface! They also advocate for bullying.

Chris and Tyler chat about the new Superman film called "Superman". Chris enjoys the free pin he got at the theater, while Tyler screams at fellow audience members. Good times were had by all.

Tyler and the Davids chat about a few films featuring one of the greats, Nicolas Cage. Those films being: Vampire's Kiss, Con Air and Face/Off.

I couldn't think of a worse podcast if I tried! And YOU have to listen to it!

Jillian, Tyler and Caitlyn talk about three films based on albums. Including: Tommy (The Who), Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (The Beatles), and The Wall (Pink Floyd).

I bet none of them are real fans! Name three songs!!!

Chris and Tyler chat about the 20th anniversary release of, what was at one point, the last Star Wars movie. All they manage to prove is; once a nerd, always a nerd.

Chris and Tyler monkey around while talking about three films with primates that aren't actually monkeys. I actually have no idea what a monkey is at this point. The films are: Bed Time for Bonzo, Every Which Way But Loose and Ed.

Jillian, Chris and Tyler chat about Jim Henson's fantasy cult-classic, Labyrinth. Chris throws a tempter tantrum when he finds out Gonzo isn't in the movie.

Since they're skipping to Revenge of the Sith for theatrical releases, Tyler and special guest Jamie Zin, quickly get this one out of the way-- I mean... They have a thoughtful discussion on one of the Star Wars movies of all time. It certainly is one of them.

Alternatively, Direct to Dumpster X because that is edgy and cool like one of our films this evening. David and Tyler chat about three direct to video films: Things (1989), Dominator (2003) and Finding Jesus (2020).

Wrapping up this year's Golden Jamies, Chris and Tyler give their top five films of 2024!

It's the ninth annual Golden Jamies! In this first part, Chris and Tyler will go over every new film they saw in 2024 (excluding their picks for the top five films of the year).

Chris and Tyler celebrate the holiday season with some specials from their favorite cartoon network, the Cartoon Network. They discuss A Johnny Bravo Christmas, Ed Edd n' Eddy's Jingle Jingle Jangle, and Billy & Mandy Save Christmas.

David Young and Tyler do a sequel to a classic Direct to Dumpster theme. They revisit three christian video series: VeggieTales, Bibleman, and McGee & Me. Have fun in hell, you monsters.

The Davids talk about the film adaptation of Wicked! They pose important questions. Like, do people in Oz eat meat?

Also, they go a little off format here, so there's not a clear divide into the spoiler section. So approach with caution.

David Young and Gina chat about three horror films with something loosely in common. Their titles all start with "The F...". Feels like we're really reaching for concepts here, folks. What do you expect from such an awful show?

The films are: The Fog (1980), The Fly (1982) and The Faculty.

David Young, Chris and Tyler chat about the 2004 classic Mean Girls! Not the musical one. Sorry.

On tonight's episode, Chris and Jillian talk about two films that would later become television shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Stargate. They also talk about why they're not going to talk about MASH.

Caitlyn and Tyler discuss a female director for the first time in this horrible podcast's 10 year history, thus ending misogyny. The films are Tomboy, Portrait of a Lady on Fire and Petite Maman.