Kakos Industries

Kakos Industries

A deeply entertaining, R-rated, darkly satirical, sex-positive comedy audio drama with elements of horror. Congratulations! You are now a shareholder in Kakos Industries, a megacorporation that specializes in helping its clients to Do Evil Better. You are now entitled to listen to the shareholder announcements that keep you up to date on all of the advancements made in Evil and the bizarre occurrences inside of Kakos Industries itself. For fans of Welcome to Night Vale, Douglas Adams, Better Off Ted, the Venture Brothers, and Archer.

Episodes

0 – Trailer

February 12, 2014 • 3 mins
The Kakos Industries Series Trailer.
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1 – Corin Deeth III

February 15, 2014 • 18 mins
in which a new CEO is introduced, preparations for the annual shareholders’ ball are made, the Adult Entertainment Branch has exciting news, and the Division of Philosophical Sabotage has achieved something they’ve been after for years. Transcript: What you are about to hear is fiction. We hope. Hello and welcome to the corporate announcements for […]
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2 – Go To Hell

March 1, 2014 • 21 mins
in which Corin recaps the Shareholder’s Ball, the Thank Evil campaign is launched, preparations are made for the sex tape, we get news from Hell, and Myrtle de las Rosas wins the Ruin a Life contest. Transcript: What you are about to hear cannot be taken seriously. Just try. It’s impossible. On behalf of Kakos […]
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3 – Synthetic Evil

March 15, 2014 • 19 mins
in which the Fire Celebration is recapped, the division of labor has exciting news, the department of Funk Pharmaceuticals has developed a solution to the biggest headaches, animal testing is resumed, and Marilyn Cooper wins the Ruin a Life Contest. Transcript: What you are about to hear is a bucket being filled one drop at […]
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4- Jerry

April 1, 2014 • 21 mins
In which the Big Black Hole Celebration is recapped, the Kakos University School of Social Justice is announced, the Canadian branch checks in, a new smell is developed, and an experiment is carried out live on the air. Transcript: What you are about to hear may cause activity in parts of the brain the previously […]
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Cover Story 0

April 2, 2014 • 2 mins
KakosIndustries.com/Patreon True Shareholders listen to the cover stories. Transcription: Hello, new Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then you are surprisingly resistant to mind control. We’ll have to make a note […]
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5 – The Darkest Universe

April 16, 2014 • 20 mins
In which the truth about the Darkest Universe Festival is revealed, there is some bad news from the Adult Entertainment Branch, some workers escape from Hell, the relationship with The Brotherhood of the Salmon Flagellations progresses, The Division of Excess releases a new product, and Jenny Wilkinson wins the Ruin a Life Contest. Transcript: What […]
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6- Echoes

May 1, 2014 • 20 mins
In which the Agriculture Festival is recapped, we prepare to remember the underwater colony Kakolantis, the adult entertainment branch experiments with pulse patterns, a Sad Burrito is developed, the Division of Desperation is introduced, and Jan Stan wins the Ruin a Life drawing. Transcript: What you are about to hear may bring you closer to […]
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7 – Cute

May 15, 2014 • 27 mins
In which an adorable animal is delivered, a letter from Corin Deeth I is read, the Adult Entertainment Branch is disbanded, a client has a great idea for a new cable news station, a board game that will ruin your friendships is developed, the shareholder express their concern about Denny, and “Florencia” wins the ruin-a-life […]
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8 – Deep Truth

May 31, 2014 • 26 mins
In which the nudity festival is recapped, the Division of Insurmountable Fear has good news, we hear from the Division of Gleep Glorp, the Division of Adult Diversion enjoys unexpected success, the shareholders write in to complain about Denny, the Division of True Neutral is announced, the Kakos University School of Social Justice has a […]
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9 – Kawaii

June 15, 2014 • 23 mins
In which the Technology Festival is recapped in some detail, bears do some interesting things, The Division of Adult Diversion has some more unsettling results, the heavier calorie project backfires, Kara and Billy consider moving in together, the DIvision of Incredibly Boring things releases a book, and some slime wins the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Transcript: What […]
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10 – The Woman

June 30, 2014 • 28 mins
In which your subconscious is broadcast live on the air, the Actual Renaissance Festival is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Self Love, Kakos University introduces its new School of Men’s Rights, a wedding is performed inside of Kakos Industries, the Division of Adult Diversion has even more alarming news, Hell has begun […]
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11 – Heartbeats

July 15, 2014 • 24 mins
In which the broadcast comes to you from a Kakophany Audio Wireless Tube Speaker set, the broadcast experiences some strange technical difficulties, the celebration of self love is recapped, preparations are made for Evil Con 2014, Kara and Billy’s relationship becomes more depressing, and Andrew Geraldson wins the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Transcript: What you are about […]
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12 – Peter Wood

July 31, 2014 • 20 mins
In which Peter Wood, a scientist at the Division of Adult Diversion, becomes a monster, Evil Con 2014 is recapped, preparations are made for Corin’s version of the CEO celebration, Kara and Billy’s relationship takes a dramatic turn, and Dana Mabel wins the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Transcript: What you are about to hear may leave a […]
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13 – Off Day

August 15, 2014 • 20 mins
In which things just feel different, Taco Tuesday is recapped, the Festival of the Dance is announced, Helen Methaney’s body is found outside of the Hell Mining Camp, the Division of Adult Diversion is dismantled and replaced with the Sexual Innovation Division, the Division of Intrinsic Evil has exciting news, the Division of Secret Societies […]
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14 – Bring Your Daughter to Evil

August 31, 2014 • 24 mins
In which the Celebration of the Dance is recapped, though still contested, preparations are made for the Festival of Fertility, Hailey Solomonari joins the broadcast, the Division of True Neutral collaborates with the Division of Pharmaceutical Excellence, the Division of Poetic Insight drops some knowledge, Kakos Industries takes responsibility for some chemical dumping, and Aaron […]
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15 – Giant Ass Robots

September 15, 2014 • 24 mins
In which Dirk Cornelius Sexplosion, President of Giant Ass Robots to Kick in Your Face, joins us for an example of what we do at Kakos Industries, the festival of fertility is recapped, preparations are made for the festival of tripping balls, we receive some alarming results from the Sexual Innovation Division regarding the female […]
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16 – Do Not Be Alarmed

September 30, 2014 • 28 mins
In which the Festival of Tripping Balls is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Books, no news is good news from the Division of Philosophical Sabotage, we get some updates from the Culinary Division, and a surprise guest appears. Do Evil Better. Transcript: What you are about to hear may make you uncomfortable […]
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17 – New Memories

October 16, 2014 • 20 mins
in which the Guild of Transmission is discussed, we get news about Helena, the sentient security system, and Hailey Solomonari, the Celebration of Books is recapped, preparations are made for a quiet, peaceful evening on Halloween, the Sexual Innovation Division begins an effort to round up their most recent mistake, and Olga Carolla “wins” the […]
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18 – Wake the Dead

November 2, 2014 • 23 mins
in which a crisis of epic proportions holds Kakos Industries and much of the world in the balance, memories from a dark time in Kakos Industries’ history surface, the Halloween party is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Anti-Celebration, the Culinary Division has good news, and Paula Deen Goldberg “wins” the Ruin-A-Life drawing. […]
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