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Another F Plus Guest Spot

June 5, 2024
The latest episode of The F Plus I sat in on is up. It’s another episode I edited, as well. https://thefpl.us/episode/405 I’m STILL LOOKING FOR WORK… I’ve been going to a lot of concerts. Check out some of show pictures! https://www.instagram.com/p/C7YdeFHOTdw/?img_index=1
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Lou Reads ep 190 – Tales of Wild Parties from Reddit

November 13, 2020 • 46 mins
Hey, you know that kid from History class that never talks? His parents are out of town this weekend and he’s having a party! We should totally go and be thankful for the opportunity to party, get wasted, and then just lose our shit and ruin all his stuff to teach him a lesson. Sounds … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep 190 – Tales of Wild Parties from Reddit"
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Lou Reads 189 – Biblical Gender Roles and How to Follow them!

August 8, 2020 • 67 mins
Oh, hello. It’s been a while, hasn’t it? As you may have read on the Lou Reads Facebook page I haven’t felt very inspired to record anything for a while. I started and stopped several episodes on drugs and one about some kind of porn-related thing but it all felt kind of done. Well, I … Continue reading "Lou Reads 189 – Biblical Gender Roles and How to Follow them!"
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Lou Reads episode 188 – The Forums Measurection.com

December 31, 2019 • 57 mins
According to Medical News Today, “As much as 45 percent of men believe they have a small penis.” Certainly, there are a lot of factors to this low self-opinion. While I’m not going to offer a solid argument on all the reasons I think it’s safe to say that pornography featuring an over-indexing of massive … Continue reading "Lou Reads episode 188 – The Forums Measu...
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Lou Reads ep 187 – NSFW Stories from High School

November 21, 2019 • 35 mins
I don’t remember a lot from High School but what I do recall is mainly the dumb shit my friends and fellow classmates got into. Most of my stories from High School revolve around drinking too much and doing graffiti (separately). A kid did bring a gun to school but he was just showing off, … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep 187 – NSFW Stories from High School"
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Lou Reads ep 186 – Rub Maps – Happy Ending Advice

October 2, 2019 • 43 mins
Have you ever had this conversation? “Look, it’s my first time going to get a “massage” and I’m not sure how to make sure my “massage” ends in a “happy ending.” I mean, if it just ends in just getting my body relaxed with a real “massage” I guess that would be okay, too… but … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep 186 – Rub...
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Lou Reads ep 185 – Adult DVD Forums

May 31, 2019 • 56 mins
It wasn’t so long ago that DVD’s were the awesome collectables. Now, of course DVD’s are taking up space in your home because we all just stream everything. This month’s forum is all about people who hang out the AdultDVDTalk Forums. It’s a fairly active forum with threads that sometimes run for over a decade. … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep 185 – Adult DVD...
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Lou Reads ep 184 – Complaining About Friends on The Internet from Something Awful.

May 8, 2019 • 60 mins
Everyone has problems with their friends and family. But sometimes it can be too complicated to actual confront them with these problems. Why? Well, maybe because if you did your friend might shoot you! Or maybe your family might also shoot you! Or, you know, maybe they’d just kind of think you’re a jerk or … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep 184 – Complaining About Friends on T...
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Lou Reads ep 183 – The Best of Craigslist –

March 19, 2019 • 41 mins
Well, something happened last time and the audio file disappeared from the post… ANYWAY, Craigslist is an anomaly on the internet. While some minor tweaking and tinkering has gone on, it remains basically the same ugly-but-useful website that was it was when it first appeared in 1995. Over the years someone, I don’t know who, … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep 183 – The Best of...
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Lou Reads 182 – Deep in the Pits of Armpit-Fetish.com

March 5, 2019 • 46 mins
Greetings, friends and those interested in the more obscure parts of the internet. This months episode is a visit to the fabulously spam-destroyed pages of Artpit-Fetish.com. This site was once the home of a small number of folks that really liked armpits more than most people (if people think about armpits at all.) Now, sadly, the … Continue reading "Lou Reads 182 – Deep in the Pit...
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Lou Read Ep181 Bonus – Learn Prostate Massage Again and Again!

January 30, 2019 • 29 mins
Are you feeling the protrusion yet? Please enjoy this episode about milking your prostate. If you don’t know how to milk your prostate by the end of this episode then you just aren’t trying very hard…
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Lou Reads ep 181 – The Spicy Talk Forums

January 17, 2019 • 61 mins
As a married man who hates breasts I could not get down with this forum. I mean, who likes breasts? Especially breasts full of milk that are being shared with lots of grown dudes and ladies looking for some kind of Adult Nursing Relationship? Oh right, the people who used to hang out at Spicy … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep 181 – The Spicy Talk Forums"
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Lou Reads ep 180: Do you have the stomach to endure the Big Guts Forum?

December 1, 2018 • 50 mins
I think we can all agree that everyone loves that feeling when you go to try on some clothes and realize that we’ve gotten too fat to fit into then. I think “super proud, content and certain that we’re living our best life” is probably the best way to describe that universal feeling that we … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep 180: Do you have the stomach to endure the Big ...
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Lou Reads ep 179 – The Visit Beyond the Vail of Afterlife Forums

October 30, 2018 • 75 mins
What happens to us when we die? What happens to us before we are born? Somehow the people at this forum know, with certainty, that everything is going to be alright. Especially after you die. This is truly amazing considering I can barely figure out what is happening to me right now, this very second! … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep 179 – The Visit Beyond the Vail of Afterlife Forums"
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Lou Reads episode 178 – The Joys of Smoking Spice and K2 from Erowid!

September 28, 2018 • 59 mins
Hey, I know that drug laws are lame and whatever, but what if I told you that you could get super high… legally! What if I told you that there was this drug that was pretty much like marijuana but was totally legal. What if I told you that you’ll have no idea what the … Continue reading "Lou Reads episode 178 – The Joys of Smoking Spice and K2 from Erowid!"
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Lou Reads ep177 Tales of Escorts First Clients from Reddit

August 30, 2018 • 50 mins
Hey, I know we just has sex and that I paid you for that sex because you’re an escort. But, I really feel that in this 10 minute encounter that we’ve bonded and I’d really like to see you again. And, also have sex with you again for money. But, maybe you’ll kind of be … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep177 Tales of Escorts First Clients from Reddit"
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Lou Reads ep176 – Dark Secrets Shared from Reddit

July 25, 2018 • 51 mins
What’s that now? You want me to share some of my darkest secrets with the internet? Well, gee… I mean, I’ve seen and done some terrible things in my life but I’m not sure I want to post them on THE INTERNET… Oh, you think I should make a throwaway account in order to freely … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep176 – Dark Secrets Shared from Reddit"
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Lou Reads ep175: The parasite infested forums of The Cure Zone

June 24, 2018 • 50 mins
You know that feeling you get when the world is telling you that you should take anti-psychotic medicine to deal with the invisible parasites you’re being plagued by? And you know the feeling you get when you tell the doctors you don’t want to take the medicine because it will just make the parasites sleepy … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep175: The parasite infested forums of The Cu...
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Lou Reads ep 174 – The Forums of Prison Talk

May 16, 2018 • 59 mins
Have you considered marrying a man who you’ve only known through a pen pal connection? In this age of swiping right or left to instantly connect with someone, you can still find some people who are meeting people like it’s 1980 or something! Prison Talk is a forum for the loved ones of people who … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep 174 – The Forums of Prison Talk"
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Lou Reads ep173 – SOLO SUCK FORUMS

March 29, 2018 • 69 mins
I’m not doing myself any favors by reading from the forums of Solo Suck. I knew it would be tough to read and yet, I persisted. Just like Elizabeth Warren! Except instead of standing up to the GOP I stood up to my own stomach and challenged it with some seriously nauseating content. Now, like … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep173 – SOLO SUCK FORUMS"
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