Atlas Balked

In this episode we discuss:

• The juiceless expansion draft is broken down with the Psuedo Scout
• Some fun games
• Naming our automobiles
• Planning sad days
• Swag and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• A moving moment
• Dead, alive, or alive and touring
• Smyfave know rap better than you
• This or That
• Listener feedback we deserve
• The Joker appears
• The future Ghost Queen saga's ending
• Our listeners are trolling us now
• A breakdown of t...

In this episode we discuss: 

• When are we recording this? 
• Make it last 
• Listen on slow play 
• Ceiling fans and the power of perspective 
• 409 ain't that clean! 
• Super Duper 
• Tito is back 
• And it’s about Justin 
• A funny reference to Episode 39 
• J-Lo’s museum  
• A murder scene? 
• Hidden in plain sight 
• Feedback from the Magnificent  
• Helping out our listeners  
• Face Forward and Cycle 
• Forced Fantasy! 
• Expansion draft rules 
• Now is the tim...

In this episode we discuss: 

• How ears are receptors 
• More evidence that baseball is dying 
• And why we are its savior 
• J-Lo is a you tube star too? 
• Niche Christmas light porn 
• A new Real or Fake installment 
• The post office killed my dad 
• The most useless app 
• HR Courtney is a true fan 
• Masculine dates 
• The Psuedo scout names his team  
• Yawn 
• Welcome to the family 
• Demon Blood 
• And other things 
• The Barney show on acid 
• Stephanie i...

In this episode we discuss: 

• The strangest of friendships 
• A murder mystery? 
• Who’s Denise Richards 
• Justice for Rick 
• The Harper curse is a real-life thing 
• Philly is a strange and scary town 
• A rage room 
• Renting a police dog 
• Positive feedback on listener feedback 
• Iron Mikey sends a note 
• Everything’s a threat to Joe 
• HR Courtney rant 
• An Irish social history nugget 
• Facebook trolling 
• An accusation falls flat 
• John and Jay Gruden...

In this episode we discuss: 

• Invisible art 
• Hunks moving junk 
• Destructive art 
• The worst trash talkers of all time 
• An ill-timed text 
• Scottie’s hidden desire 
• Who does he think he is? 
• One brings the gas 
• One brings the match 
• Two interviews with the Champ 
• You decide which is real 
• And which is a fake 
• The dumbest of all time? 
• Speak and Spell or Etch a Sketch 
• GK throws a tantrum 
• Peeling apples on the porch 
• J-Lo peers into th...

In this episode we discuss:

• Wick Trivia 
• Killed his house 
• The movie easter egg 
• Full NFL mode 
• Dombrowski the rag doll 
• The Louis Tully podcast 
• Kids - don’t experiment with curses 
• Is this real? 
• Losing their heads 
• Say what you want…no one is listening anyway 
• Curse history 
• Tippecanoe 
• The Madden curse 
• GK’s curse throwing 
• Is like candy thrown by a clown in a parade  
• Says J-Lo 
• What GK is actually doing this morning 
• We na...

In this episode we discuss: 

• The strangest of apologies 
• Just cover the spread 
• Joe’s criticisms 
• GK's catholic guilt 
• You did your job 
• A little early for negativity 
• Download’s remain strong 
• J-Lo’s legal hold on us 
• Picasso’s lady told him to paint quieter! 
• GK’s genius 
• GK’s lack of genius 
• To be fair, J-Lo did listen to the whole show 
• Why great bands break up 
• Clarity around the Mid-Ball Wizard’s playoff record 
• Who’s fault is ...

In this episode we discuss: 

• J-Lo moving the sun for us 
• Decoding a strange text 
• It takes two guests to cover for GK 
• Shakespeare? 
• Calling in sick to work 
• Swag is already looking at the Dreamers 
• Tim can’t leave Bryce alone 
• Council from J-Lo 
• Dreamers do it without pitching 
• Cricket and the creation of Beer Snakes! 
• Exact (sort of) measurements taken while drunk 
• What is WACA? 
• A double wave as proof of the goodness of all peop...

In this episode we discuss: 

• Welcome back Balker Nation! 
• Break-up responsibility 
• Expert level ghosting 
• GK meets his match 
• Playoffs seeding! 
• Inside the minds of the winners 
• The Curse Wagon….Vroom...Vroom! 
• Expansion team world series? 
• Vegas Bets on the Juiceless League 
• His Harper a charm? 
• Reunion Cornhole Champs  
• Taken out by a bean bag 
• J-Lo is everybody’s favorite 
• BH says hello from Asia 
• The Drinking Game 
• Roidon! 
• GK goes...

In this episode we discuss:

• Why J-Lo is the only one awake
• GK wakes up grumpy
• Why no one and everyone cares about a Mick 7 game
• Another controversy about a benched player? 
• No. Not really
• But J-Lo tried
• What has created the bromance between Swag and GK
• The great teams this year look rather normal (except Crispi!)
• The crew dispenses life advice to GK
• Delilah is playing a dangerous game!
• The upstanding youth of Saskatoon
• Swag loves ...

In this episode we discuss:

• J-Lo’s microphone difficulties 
• And his imitation of GK and Swag 
• An on-air confession (about not making a move) 
• Dusty arrives and is a little irritated  
• Another microphone comment 
• Boring questions 
• The dominance of Justin Timberlake 
• No honor among podcast hosts 
• The Dreamers are trolling us, constantly 
• The “Master-mindful” One 
• Martha M’s legacy 
• Some uncomfortable questions from GK 
• The Dreamers c...

In this episode we discuss:

• Matching ourselves to 90’s boy band members 
• Negative comments are good? 
• Weird games this week 
• Crispi ends Gypsy in an honorable victory 
• We try to capture all the team names this year 
• Our podcast enemy has a branding problem 
• Making Mick 7 funny 
• Curse repellent and its power 
• Home run derby as an endurance sport 
• Ideas from a guy in the Biz 
• The worst catchphrase of all time 
• Podcaster’s wing in Co...

In this episode we discuss 

• Discipline lost prior to intros being done 
• T-Shirt design 
• We are losing the Twitter followers war 
• Fighting other podcast hosts 
• Math is showing us the way 
• Could a win overturn a wagon o’ curses? 
• J-Lo insists Swag will win their game 
• The rug salesman makes his first late season visit this year! 
• From GOAT conversation to second place quickly
• Is anyone really mathematically in? 
• The Juiceless All-S...