We Hired a Sitter For This

We Hired a Sitter For This

Newlyweds Ross & Patrick discuss love, sex, and whatever else tickles their fancy.

Episodes

Ep. 194 “What a Doozy” LIMITED EPISODE

June 25, 2025 • 42 mins
Join the patreon to hear the full episode! www.patreon.com/wehiredasitter Follow us on socials @itspatrickholbert @itsrosserinmartineau Overview Patrick's daughter Franny consistently damages tissue boxes, prompting discussions on structured parenting approaches to address her behavior effectively. Notable demographic shift in NYC polling sites with younger, queer-appearing workers replacing elderly Latino volunteers, ...
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Ep. 193 “Fascist Season” LIMITED EPISODE

June 18, 2025 • 49 mins
Join the patreon to hear the full version of this episode! www.patreon.com/wehiredasitter Follow Patrick & Ross on social media! @itspatrickholbert @itsrosserinmartineau Discussion centered on Brad Lander's arrest by ICE, raising concerns about his potential mayoral candidacy amid local political unrest. Commentary on Trump’s presidency led to fears surrounding an emerging fascist state in the USA, with a nuanced debat...
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Ep. 192 “Wonka War” LIMITED EPISODE

June 11, 2025 • 47 mins
To hear the full episode, join our patreon at www.patreon.com/wehiredasitter For a couple bucks, you get the full unedited episodes. For a couple bucks more after that you get extra bonus episodes and content. And the peace of mind of knowing you're supporting our little passion project of self expression and over-sharing Overview Ross recorded his first solo podcast episode (Episode 192) due to scheduling conflicts with...
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Ep. 191 “In Awe of Thou” LIMITED EPISODE

June 4, 2025 • 39 mins
Overview In this episode of the podcast, hosts Patrick and Ross share exciting show announcements, including upcoming performances in New York City, Dallas, and Portland, while also marking Pride month. Ross discusses her recent success in completing an exam for her lactation specialist training, which covers all approaches to feeding infants and highlights the challenges of medical terminology and calculations involved. The pa...
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Ep. 190 “Rest in Paws”

May 28, 2025 • 27 mins
Overview Commitment to Dog Ownership: Hosts reflect on their bond with dog Peggy; highlight long-term responsibilities and emotional impact. Discuss preparing for parenthood through experiences with Peggy; emphasize the emotional weight of pet mortality. Parenting Challenges with Franny: Analyze behavioral issues, including emotional outbursts and evolving tantrums as she ages. Discuss strategies for managing parenta...
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Ep. 189 “A Knife to the Joke Fight” LIMITED EPISODE

May 21, 2025 • 41 mins
To hear the whole episode, sign up for the patreon- www.patreon.com/wehiredasitter Also, give us both a follow: @itspatrickholbert & @itsrosserinmartineau On this episode: Balance & Mental Health: Patrick emphasizes the benefits of cycling over driving in NYC for mental health. Highlights personal challenges of juggling multiple jobs and family commitments, stressing the importance of self-care. Artistic Influence...
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Ep. 188 “No Free Refills”

May 14, 2025 • 25 mins
Hi it's really Patrick writing up here on the top. The AI summary is below. Just wanted to pop in and say thanks for listening. We appreciate it! If you haven't yet considered joining our patreon, here's the page with all the info: https://patreon.com/wehiredasitter Also, remember you can follow both of us on IG where we do a lot of communicating: @itsrosserinmartineau and @itspatrick holbert Lastly, I wanted to share the links ...
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Ep. 187 “Cultural Casserole” LIMITED EPISODE

May 7, 2025 • 47 mins
Join the patreon for the cost of a deli cup of coffee per month to hear this whole episode www.patreon.com/wehiredasitter COVID-19 Recovery & Family Health: Ross recovering from COVID-19; family quarantine ongoing. Franny & Patrick tested negative. Dog Peggy had stomach issue—vet visit led to unexpected X-ray, but charges were reduced after no serious issue found. Veterinary Costs Impact: Recurring expenses for Peggy...
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Ep. 186 “Divas Live” LIMITED EPISODE

April 30, 2025 • 53 mins
For the full episode, check us out on Patreon!  https://patreon.com/wehiredasitter Rent or Buy Patrick's Special!! Amazon: https://amzn.to/4italjd AppleTV: https://apple.co/3RvwGBJ Google Play: https://bit.ly/42JrYph Microsoft: https://bit.ly/4cNPsOy Vimeo: https://bit.ly/4iqVDJC YouTubeTV Store: https://bit.ly/4iq1q20 follow these two on social media: @itspatrickholbert @itsrosserinmartineau Academic Insights: Ross Erin ...
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Ep. 185 “He Has Risen” LIMITED EPISODE

April 23, 2025 • 24 mins
BIG NEWS! Patrick's special is available in all these places. Buy it on Vimeo if you want to provide maximum support to the artist (Vimeo splits more of the money with me): Amazon: https://amzn.to/4italjd AppleTV: https://apple.co/3RvwGBJ Google Play: https://bit.ly/42JrYph Microsoft: https://bit.ly/4cNPsOy Vimeo: https://bit.ly/4iqVDJC YouTubeTV Store: https://bit.ly/4iq1q20 ALSO! If it feels nice to support my career, p...
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Ep. 184 “You Can’t Punch Children”

April 16, 2025 • 15 mins
In episode 184 of the podcast, the host records a solo segment to maintain the weekly Wednesday release schedule while acknowledging the absence of his co-host due to spring break. He starts by sharing exciting updates, including the upcoming release of his comedy special "Qualification" on April 22nd, which will be available for purchase or rental on streaming platforms. The host reflects on his experience with the "Troublemakers"...
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Ep. 183 “Jacked Up for a Moose Knuckle” LIMITED EPISODE

April 9, 2025 • 20 mins
This is the first 20 minutes of a 46 minute episode. For the full episode, please join our patreon at www.patreon.com/wehiredasitter In the 183rd episode of the "We Hired a Sitter for This" podcast, hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau kick off with personal anecdotes, including Patrick's new jogging routine and the recent construction noise in Brooklyn. As they transition into the main topics, they explore their unique r...
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Ep. 182 “Bagel Stackers” LIMITED EPISODE

April 2, 2025 • 23 mins
This is the first 23 minutes of a 49 minute episode. For the full episode, please join our patreon at www.patreon.com/wehiredasitter For $1.99 per month you can hear the entirety of our regular podcast episodes. For $5 or more a month- (It's a pay-what-you-will structure) you will get lots of extra pod cast episodes with juicy details and other comedy/yoga/birth work content. In the latest episode of the podcast "We Hired a Sitte...
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Ep. 181 “Puke & Rally”

March 26, 2025 • 29 mins
In the latest episode of the 'We Hired a Sitter for This' podcast, hosted by Ross and Patrick, they convene in a lively outdoor setting in Centennial, Colorado, amidst the background buzz of construction noise. The episode kicks off with a humorous recount of travel mishaps, including an early morning cab ride incident involving Ross's daughter, Fran, which set the tone for their family visit, crowded with 12 relatives sharing a ho...
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Ep. 180 “Children of Pauls”

March 19, 2025 • 49 mins
In episode 180 Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau first focused on the technical setup by checking audio levels and introducing themselves, alongside their pet Peggy Pickles. Next, they delved into a financial discussion about populating their Patreon page with unique content, including a potential naked comedy set, and the importance of hiring a financial counselor. They also shared updates on personal projects like Patrick's...
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Ep. 179 “American Pickers”

March 12, 2025 • 52 mins
In Episode 179 of "We Hired a Sitter For This," hosts Ross Erin Martineau and Patrick Holbert initiated the session with a personal anecdote from Ross about his past nose injury, setting a conversational tone. They delved into topics of body image, discussing dermatillomania, body dysmorphia, and societal pressures surrounding physical appearance, while reflecting on their evolving self-perceptions with age; this included conversat...
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Ep. 178 “Expired Hand Cream”

March 5, 2025 • 50 mins
GO TO ROSS' YOGA FUNDRAISER! INFO HERE Overview In the "Expired Hand Cream" podcast recording, hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Aaron Martineau discuss various topics while managing technical difficulties from their remote locations in Appleton, Wisconsin, and Brooklyn, New York. The meeting opens with an introduction and conversation about the challenges of podcasting remotely, followed by Patrick contemplating an extended stay...
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Ep. 177 “Backward Peg Leg”

February 26, 2025 • 43 mins
Overview In episode 177 of the “We Hired a Sitter for This” podcast, hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Martineau reflect on their eight years of marriage and podcasting, while sharing personal updates including Ross’s upcoming yoga class fundraiser on March 8th and his 11-day trip, as well as Patrick’s fitness journey. They also discuss their careers—Patrick’s role as a life coach and Ross’s work as a yoga instructor and postpartum do...
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Ep. 176 “Stage 4 Billionaire”

February 19, 2025 • 43 mins
Overview In the Solo Podcast Recording meeting titled "Stage 4 Billionaire," host Patrick Holbert introduces the latest episode of his podcast "We Hired a Sitter for This" and shares personal updates, including reflections on his 8th wedding anniversary and a recent comedy show experience. He reminisces about childhood rollerblading, discusses the complexities of adult friendships, and expresses concerns about wealth inequality...
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Ep. 175 “A Brief Hold”

February 12, 2025 • 21 mins
Overview In the latest episode of "We Hired a Sitter for This," the host shares a candid monologue reflecting on their challenging week, marked by fatigue from recent flu and Covid vaccinations, and the struggles of juggling a busy career as a stand-up comedian in New York City while managing financial stress. The episode recounts enjoyable weekend moments spent playing in the snow with their daughter, Franny, and visiting th...
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