No One's Listening Show

This is from July 1st, 2020. It's too late now to remember what it could be about, so you'll have to listen for yourself.

There was a protest on the Key and it had people talking, even yelling. Also, our property values are down and it's because New Yorkers don't like it here. Finally, don't forget the 4th of July is coming up.

Kids ride around in flood waters while bigger kids splash them. The beaches will reopen, and the flood of the unwashed masses will descend onto the island. Something about golf carts, bike lanes, and such.

Houses are cheap, but we can't buy 'em. Things are gonna open up soon and we're picking our colors. There's a survey out there if you want to give your opinion on coronavirus measures (LINK). All that and a little more.

Some stuff happens on the Key and we talk about it ;)

We got the two Tonys on the show, and one has the 'rona. He's doing alright, though, except for the cabin fever that we all have. We talk about life during quarantine and a few more things.

There's a test to tell you if you've had it, not if you have it. There's also some stanky shoes, pressing buttons with shoes, a croc, and a hold up. It's not a real hold up, though. All that, and we forget about Ana a few times.

The fever is going around but it's not stopping us as we attempt our first show via videoconference. As expected, it's a lot of 'rona talk, but hey, it's something. Some old regulars even show up now that they can do the show in their underwear. At the end, the mayor even makes an appearance to give us his personal take having to deal with all this.

We start it off with a rib-off recap, then we get into the KB Crips, chat chats, the first case of coronavirus on the Key, how to get free groceries on the Key, and a bit more.

There's a new crew in town, and they're throwing cheese into fountains and then washing themselves afterward. Wait, that's not right. Also, some new restaurants, some cryptic talk in the Village, hitting the beach, and some other stuff we can't remember.

There's some dude out there who loves Hitler, but he's in jail now. A girl says she was assaulted, but it wasn't true. The key started shaking with the earthquakes last week and we get a sultry story to go with it. There's some stories about getting hit on the way to school, another Rolex guy gets jacked, and a bit of talk about the party this weekend.

Should we pay the council? Everyone here thinks we should. A tourist thinks our beaches are dirty, so should we pay someone to clean them up? We've bought a house, and something about titty cleats.

Billy K comes back to the Key to grace us with his offbeat observations, witty quips, and weird love for the Winn Dixie. We have a bit of Thanksgiving talk, Christmas talk, chat chats talk, beach talk, and more.

Halloween is around the corner, but the Haunted Hike already happened so we get a little recap. Talk of a Key Biscayne flag comes back up; maybe we can get the movement going. New park space is incoming on Harbor Drive, we'll see what happens. They want to make a new library, but there's some stiff opposition from the Key Colony HOA. Round it up with Winn Dixie and its new bar by the entrance.

Is it bad to alert your neighbors about speedtraps? Is it bad that the Beach Club is raising the rates to hold an event? Is it bad that there's a king tide? Is it bad to get blacklisted at the YC over a love triangle? Is it bad that 202 Sunrise is for sale again? Is it bad to make a summary consisting entirely of 'is it bad' questions when we don't ever ask if anything is bad? Find out in this episode.

Got a rowdy post-hurricane that never came crew in the building as we discuss iguana shootings, car thefts, the storm, a fishing ban on Mashta bridge, and who is the most green of the greens. Tune in.

Will you be visiting the new Oasis coffee window? We'll give it a shot, and look over once-again-for-sale entrance block. Not sure what we would do if we bought it, though. There's also a new sunset bar opening on the island, but apparently we already talked about it. That and a bit more, on this episode.