Conversations for our Grandkids

Conversations for our Grandkids

Your boyz Seamus and Adam, plus the occasional guest, record normal conversations they'd like their future grandkids to hear. They cover any topic that comes to mind, in the hopes that they will capture the major concerns of their time and place on Earth accurately. Hopefully their grandkids will listen to these conversations and understand how Grandpa became so crotchety and deluded. It's all just temporary bro.

Episodes

CFOG 83: Heart Of The Cards

May 22, 2017 • 60 mins
KEVIN FART, DICK SIZE, SEAMUS GETS MAD, GETS HIGH, HOLY HELL, ONE PUNCH MAN, YUGIOH, HOT RITA, LET ME SEE YOUR DECK, JAPANESE CARDS
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CFOG 82: Flat-Earthcast

March 29, 2017 • 77 mins
Millenial Stairway to Heaven, Arguing with Flat-Earthers, Approaching the Self
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CFOG 81: Homeless & Heartless

March 8, 2017 • 72 mins
Taking the loway, Seamus's show at a singles' mixer, Jazmine walks out of the pizza place, Can't trust my livelihood to the Bad News Bears, Don't Find Dory, Bootleg CD's and DVD's, Constant strangers of Philly, Trolley Troubles, Cringe-worthy Facebook memories, If home is where the heart is--I'm homeless and heartless, The Museum of Circumcised Penises, Does aluminum foil set off metal detectors?, Lil Ramsey's Self-Control Corner, ...
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CFOG 80: Intrusive Thoughts

February 18, 2017 • 76 mins
The smell of dead bodies in your mouth, Taco Bell: made of dead children, Adam only kills mice for fun now (work rant), SPLIT in RPX, Intrusive thoughts, M. Night Shyamalan is back, Get healthy to be happy, Our bodies generate thots, God is what's "out there", You've never had an experience outside of your Self, Crazy on the outside--Sane on the inside, It only takes one time to end up in jail for life.
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CFOG 79: Jazmine's Back

February 3, 2017 • 68 mins
Credit card chip shit, Robotcar insurance, Sensitivity Training, Homeless Homies, Peacocking on a tightrope, Assassin's Creed, The Plot Queen tackles the OA, The Ajin (Jazmine won't say how), Some Adjective dyke can't ruin A Series of Unfortunate events, Babies chewing on dicks
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CFOG 78: Two Cis-Men and Some Wine

January 9, 2017 • 70 mins
Airing out dirty logic, First Amendment Defense Act: being free to discriminate against unmarried people boning, Disastrous viewpoints, The world has a fever, Nice is not enough, WWSHD (What Would Sam Harris Do?), Love is Out There; Search On, If you want to know death don't commit suicide,
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CFOG 77: Nice Clock, Ahmed

December 23, 2016 • 56 mins
Alone inside my mind, Drinking as a job, Escaping reality via twerk, #LeaveTrumpsTwitterAlone, Cool clock Ahmed, America is not a demon - just going through dark times, All Americans donate $1 to buy William Shatner's hair, Why the woods feel good, Bear alert in the gayborhood, play battlefield with Seamus - PS4 gamertag: normalguy417
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CFOG 76: Talking Through a Tin Can

December 8, 2016 • 67 mins
Adam records through his shitty laptop mic, He's also a triggered mouse Nazi, Weedless dreams, Inter-generational sick dreams, -32 points for laying on your side, Green Beedrills, Westworld, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, "I'm gonna take you to Johnny Depp Town", "This Song is 15 years old", Shows to Watch, In the Dark Podcast
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CFOG 75: Trumpcast

November 17, 2016 • 82 mins
Bones popping out, President-Elect Trump, Hillary sucks, The Left made Trump, Trumps first 100 Days, #NoHitlersPlease
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CFOG 74: The White Mage

November 1, 2016 • 78 mins
Criss Angel sucks, Adam's School of Magical Purity, Back to the Future, Kevin Spacey is a cat, Powerpoint Rangers, Street Sharks: Freaks for Life, Busy World of Richard Scarry, Adam's false memory, the value of secrets, Vote #NoneOfTheAbove
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CFOG 73: Griefcast

October 17, 2016 • 61 mins
HURRICANE MATTHEW, SEAMUS GRIEVES, #WOKENOMORE, SKINNY FAT, PHASES OF SMOKING, CHILD MIND, THE "SUCK IT" THING
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CFOG 72: Periscope Haters

October 3, 2016 • 67 mins
BIG IZZY PROTECTS OUR HONOR, RAPPING WITH SUBURBAN WHITE KIDS, THE BOYZ ANALYZE THEIR KARMIC PREDICAMENT, THE YOGA OF RELATIONSHIP, FART HUMOR, ADAM RECOVERS FROM SCHIZOPHRENIA, SEAMUS LEARNS TO LET GO OF HIS WALLET, OUR OLD FRIEND ADD IS BACK, PODCASTING IS FUN AGAIN.
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CFOG 71: Here We Go Again

September 8, 2016 • 73 mins
KURT METZGER, RAPE DISCUSSION, "KURT METZGER NEEDS TO SHUT UP", THE POLICE, AMY SCHUMER, KEVIN DUNN,SEAMUS IS MAD AND NOT SMART, ADAM'S 4TH GRADE TEACHER, WARMONGERS, SEAMUS' ATTENTION SPAN, NO MANS SKY, VIDEO GAMES, POKEMON, COMPUTER ANIMATION VS TRADITIONAL ANIMATION,
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CFOG 70: Hijab Porn

August 31, 2016 • 64 mins
HIJAB PORN, DRUNKS AGAIN, OLYMPICS VS PORN, BASEBALL, AMERICAN PIE, HARDCORE HENRY, PAT'S CHEESESTEAKS, CUBAN SANDWICHES, ARBYS, SUBWAY, MIA KHALIFA, BULLET ANTS, AUNT GLOVES, GHOST ADVENTURES, JOHN EDWARDS, UNREAL,TOWER OF TERROR,
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CFOG 69: The Third Party

August 15, 2016 • 57 mins
BREAK UP SONGS, NOSTALGIA, CALL ME MAYBE, PRE AND POST 9/11, BUSH, PRESIDENT GARY JOHNSON, HILLARY DEAD EYES, STRANGER THINGS, DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS, GAMES
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CFOG 68: Meth For President

July 22, 2016 • 66 mins
NICE ATTACKS, VIOLENCE, POLICE BRUTALITY, RACISM, POKEMON GO, POKEMON VR, MAD MEN, ADAM SINGS THE 90S, MISSING BIGGIE, METH FOR PRESIDENT
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CFOG 67: Junk DNA

July 11, 2016 • 77 mins
OLD RICE, ADAM'S THESIS, EUROPE, BARFING, BREXIT, IMMIGRATION, TRUMP, HILLARY, OBAMA, REGRESSIVE LEFT, ORLANDO SHOOTING, RADICAL ISLAM, SAM HARRIS, PRE-SOMETHING, HOLE'S BIRTHDAY, ISIS, SHEEPBA, THIRD EYE, JUNK DNA, CHILDREN OF AIDS, INDIGO CHILDREN
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CFOG 66: Adam's Here

June 26, 2016 • 76 mins
MINNESOTA, EXERCISE, ADAMS IN TOWN, JOB, MEDITATION, DYING, EVOLUTION, OBJECTIVE REALITY, TACO BELL, HESS TRUCKS, LAUGHING AT 9/11, ORLANDO SHOOTING, COLUMBINE, CHOPPY CHOPPY PEE PEE
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CFOG 65: Weighty Knockers

June 15, 2016 • 62 mins
PEACHES, JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH, LION KING, GREAT GATSBY, 3D MOVIES, LITERALLY DISGUSTING, BREAKING UP BEFORE PROM, VR PORN, THE WEIGHT OF YOUR KNOCKERS, GETTING KICKED IN THE COOCH, PLASTIC SURGERY, WALMART, PRISON, MANAYUNK BIKE RACE, SCOOBY DOO, JAZMINES FACEBOOK, HORROR MOVIES, JAZMINES DOORBELL, ORANGE IS THE NEW BLECH, THREE BASIC COLORS
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CFOG 64: Sidewalks Are Awesome

June 11, 2016 • 62 mins
DRUGS, MEMORIAL DAY DRINKING, GARY JOHNSON, METH, MEDITATION, MYSTERIOUS UNIVERSE, PAPER MACHE VAGINA, STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKES, SUPERMAN THAT HO, IGGY AZALIA, CHAPPELLE SHOW, COMEDY, GEORGE CARLIN, SIDEWALKS ARE AWESOME, HARAMBE, BLACKFISH
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