Crowley Time with me, Tom Crowley

Crowley Time with me, Tom Crowley

Comedy sketches, characters and messages in bottles plucked from unknown shores. Written and performed by Tom Crowley. crowleytime.com

Episodes

December 24, 2025 13 mins

Ho ho no. it Chrismas but me Sad. does Mr Chissms feel bettor? yes ples? Put potcast in yor ers for mery seeson. Specal thanx to Richard Rycroft, mos merri of all. sosal meeda @atomcrowley and get presunt at crowleytime.com or gif a gift of sponshorshop at patreon.com/crowleytime. Find ot all noledge at crowleytime.wiki. An a hapy neo yea!

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Bless my soul! It’s more of the best of Crowley Time! Featuring highlights from Episodes 21 to 40 of the show, plus an exciting adventure with alien jerks. Written and performed by Tom Crowley in the past, with guests Gemma Arrowsmith, Kudzanayi Chiwawa, Beth Eyre, Lucy Farrett, Pip Gladwin, Susan Harrison, Marek Larwood, Paul Putner, Paul F. Tompkins, Peter Wicks and ...

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November 14, 2025 43 mins

Grease your headphones, it’s Crowley Time! Featuring some salesmen, a rousing round of Ask Wingnut and the risen Elvis. Written and performed by Tom Crowley (model’s own) with special guest Paul F. Tompkins. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch on social media at @atomcrowley or email crowleytimepodcast@gmail.com. Get all...

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October 30, 2025 2 mins

The Beef and Dairy Network Podcast’s Halloween Special for 2025 is BEEF PIE, written by me, Tom Crowley, with Benjamin Partridge and the cast. It is available to download from The Beef and Dairy Network Podcast’s feed right now!

This trailer also features the voices of Anna Leong-Brophy, Cody Dahler and Ge...

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Recorded live at London Podcast Festival 2024, it’s Crowley Time! What happened to Marco DiPoni? You’ll soon know! Also features special appearances by Mike Shinbone and Sir Chuntley Buffingham, among others. Written and performed by Tom Crowley Live, with special guests Gemma Arrowsmith and Paul Putner and sound and music operated by Odinn Orn Hilmarsson. Listen to Le...

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Let’s be having it then, it’s another conversation with someone making things gooder, in theory, with me, Tom Crowley. This time it’s Martin Boo-Hiss (the H is silent), who works in the field of residents’ rights, or at least that’s what he calls it. Thanks to actor, writer and comedian Thomas Nelstrop for connecting us. Listen to Thom’s podcast with Gemma Arrowsmith a...

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August 22, 2025 67 mins

Hot thrusters! It’s every installment of the epic Link Tangent space odyssey yet released! Catch up on all the exciting, confusing and off-putting things that have happened to our favourite Space Cartographer, then come and see his first feature-length adventure at London Podcast Festival 2025, 4:30pm, Sunday 7th September at Kings Place near Kings Cross Station, guest...

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August 8, 2025 38 mins

Oh God! Oh Jesus Christ! Yes, it’s another interview with an entrepreneurial spirit, with me, Tom Crowley. This time we meet Elsie Bette Bathory, who is committed to reaching out to local young women and getting them involved. Thanks to actor Meg Henry for connecting us. You can follow Meg on BlueSky at madamemeghen.bsky.social and reach her agent at shelleylowrytalent...

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Whoops! Hello? Yes! It’s another interview with a local activist, would you believe it, done by me, Tom Crowley. This time it’s Leslie Phelton, who has some extremely committed beliefs and is taking some extremely extreme action. Thanks to writer, actor and comedian Emily Lloyd-Saini for connecting us. You can keep up with Emily by following her on Instagram, @emilyllo...

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Woah, what? Yes, it’s another series of Crowley Time’s investigative spin-off in which I, me, Tom Crowley, go find folks who make change, and not like a cashier does. Our first guest is Michael Lapwing, who has launched many charitable ventures in his time, but his latest seeks to offer solace to that most underappreciated demographic in our human society: the mums. Th...

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June 25, 2025 16 mins

A bottle of rum! Jolly Mastchris Day to you all! Here’s a sun-drenched summer special to aid you in your festivities. It consists of a heartwarming traditional tale, passed down through the generations and now gifted to you, you lucky people. If you’re celebrating Mastchris, why not post online about it with the hashtag #mastchris? You could also contact Tom on social ...

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June 13, 2025 53 mins

Gird everything for Crowley Time! Featuring a host of favourites including Mike Shinbone, Skeleonora Profanicata and the concept of evil. Written and performed by Tom ‘Not Evil’ Crowley. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch on social media at @atomcrowley or email crowleytimepodcast@gmail.com. Buy Crowley Time merchandise...

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Final DiPoni Contingency shows:

Thursday 28th May, 7:30pm - Old Fire Station, Oxford (live and streaming online)

Wednesday 13th August, 7:40pm - Pleasance Courty...

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Oh merciful God, look out! It’s Crowley Time! Featuring monsters, mothers and a great big proper edition of Ask Wingnut. Written and performed by Tom Crowley, who is the main one out of it, with special guest Susan Harrison. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch on social media at @atomcrowley or email crowleytimepodcast@g...

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February 14, 2025 55 mins

Sure as a swordfish, it’s the thrilling conclusion to Madrigal in Margate! Who killed the headless man? What’s behind the devastating oat milk shortage in Kent’s sun-soaked seaside underbelly? Will DS Bucksheath ever get the feeling back in his arms and legs? Find out within! Written and performed by an increasingly irrational Tom Crowley, with original music composed ...

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December 24, 2024 20 mins

Woh ho ho woh! Chrimas time alreddy??? Yes! Then time fo me, Misr cristmass! Bring big pressunt and also scerry storry for chily nite! Verry mery to yo! Be socal at @atomcrowley all ove the plase, by murchandies at crowleytime.com and send ltot of muny to patreon.com/crowleytime! Be gud or els COLE!!!!

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December 20, 2024 52 mins

Ahoy, lawbreaker! Witness a new beginning for a beloved crimebuster as DCI Paul Madrigal returns, with his old buddy DS Trovey Bucksheath in tow, ready to straighten out the crooked seaside town of Miam- I mean, Margate. Written and performed by Tom Crowley, but at what cost? Original soundtrack composed and performed by Tommy Music, find him at @tommymusicuk on Instag...

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Oi slaphead! It’s the Great Big version of the Old third Faces of Virtue episode! In this bigger, extended episode of the investigative improvised spin-off, Tom interviews karate instructor Aiden Turnbull. Thanks to writer and researcher Thomas Ellis for the introduction. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch at crowleytimepodcast@gmail.com or @atomcrowley on social media.

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Don’t invite it in, it’s Crowley Time! Featuring an otherworldly odyssey, a woman on a mission and the dubious return of Spanks McCandle, oh dear. Written and performed by the picture of Tom Crowley in the loft that gets older, with special guest Kudzanayi Chiwawa. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch on social media at @atomcrowley or email crowleytimepodcast@gmail.com. Buy Crowley T...

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Face to face, it’s two new Faces of Virtue for the price of one! Meet twin sisters Phoebe and Felicity, who want all women to feel as confident as they do. Thanks to Gemma Arrowsmith and Susan Harrison for the introduction. Check out their improvised reviewer-based comedy podcast Hayley & Ruth: Two Stars, available on all podcast apps! To hear the extended Great Big version of this interview, sign up to support this show at pat...

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