The Unprofessionals Podcast

Well, this one goes in directions.  Football, of course.  Then we talk a bit about Steve's personal life and the sadness inside.  Finally, we talk about the direction of the pod and where we might take this thing.  Intro clip is Anna by the Menzingers.

Steve's flying solo (in more ways that one!).  Drew is out.  Jordan is out.  Steve's driving this ship into the reef.  Week 2 review, week 3 picks, and some quick bets of the week.  It's fine.  Everything is fine.

Drew and Steve are talking the football. Again.  It's that time of year, so come for the football, leave for everything else.  

Unsportsmanlike - We digress.  In an attempt to keep it tight and talk sports, we ... meander.  It's Week 1 of the NFL y'all!  It's over/unders for the year and our Week 1 picks...and some other stuff.  Enjoy.

Drew and Steve are back!  Head wounds won't stop us!  In our Unprepared episode, we discuss the last few weeks of our lives from spa mishaps to new jobs and Arby's.  It's a journey.  Join us. Intro music by Misterwives by way of Chance the Rapper.

Uninformed - Steve and Drew talk a few personal items of note, then get into the divisive topic of guns.  We do it poorly and without much data to back us up, but this is America...we don't need no facts.

Unsportsmanlike - We have attempted a small amount of structure!  In our loosely organized podcast, we talk about the MLB trade deadline, NFL preseason, some news and notes, baseball standings, and pick our first football game of the year!

Drew and Steve sit down in an attempt to plan out a better, more structured way of delivering this nonsense. As always, they veer off course and talk about golf, how Steve can no longer love, and the best porn title of all time.  

Drew and Steve talk about recent work-related happenings, working security at a concert, and a recent trip to the casino.  BBQ is ordered and eaten, then a guest arrives...still alive and everything!

Drew, Jordan, and Steve (shockingly) proceed with zero plan.  Past injuries, stories on the CNN website, sports, and our father's disappointment are sprinkled throughout the pod. We really meant to talk about US Women's Soccer, then talked about ourselves.

We're back.  Drew shares the tale of his "vacation".  It's a long one.  At the end...we get a call from Brandon, which we don't share for his own good.

Drew and Steve sit down to talk Steve's trip to Mexico and that whole travel adventure, Hawaii, alligators, dogs, sperm, snakes, and Mt. Everest.  We talk about bringing back the Greatest Living American Award, a little NFL, and DJ SamIAm (1:09 in Sam).

Drew, Steve, and (again) eventually Jordan talk about John Wick 3, movies that have lived up to our expectations, high school pregnancy scares, the NFL, the NBA playoffs, and Drew shares his motorcycle story.

Drew and Steve talk about a few things, then get into John Wick!  It's an attempt at talking about one thing for almost two hours, and we almost do it.

Drew and Steve, then eventually Jordan, talk movie etiquette, Avengers: Endgame, 2020 presidential candidates, the yellow part of the lemon, Chicago shooting statistics and a few other things.  Jordan's mic wasn't working evidently, but he's only in the intro and the last twenty minutes.

Drew, Steve, and (about a half an hour in) Jordan talk about the NFL Draft, the NBA Playoffs, the NHL, and realize that major league baseball is currently in season!  Drew has a story in the intro.

It's Draft Day in the NFL.  Drew, Jordan, and Steve eat pizza, drink, and watch round one of the draft...and drink.  It may not be good, or entertaining, but we had fun.  Oh...and also we talk a little fashion.

Drew, Jordan, and Steve are on fire!  Broken elbows, biting balls, Notre Dame, strippers, The D, bees, church, and the Mall of America!  Enjoy the madness.

Drew, Steve, and eventually Jordan talk about pizza, crazy people, food stamps, Chicago violence (sorry), the NFL Draft, structuring the pod, and MOVIES!