A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.
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It's the moon, but worse.
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I got humped in the face
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I put a 2 million dollar puzzle together and all I got was this lousy QR code
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We told you not to put the egg topper in the dishwasher.
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2 surfs,a quick dance, a few mushrooms and 2 giant connect 4 games
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