But I Don't Wanna Be A Secondary Character! A Seinfeld Podcast

This week Ivan, Stephen and special guest Max wear Gore-Tex and look to the cookie as they talk about the secondary characters from the final Season 5 episode of Seinfeld and the final episode of BIDWBASC, The Dinner Party.

Topics covered include how we feel after finishing the podcast, Saddam Hussein’s secret erotic novel writing, vocal fry, and our final Top 10 Episode and Secondary Character li...

This week Ivan, Stephen and special guest Mitch Wolfe eat Mackinaw peaches and get their homes exterminated as they talk about the secondary characters from the final Season 6 episode and penultimate episode of BIDWBASC, The Doodle.

Topics covered include having something to show after the COVID lockdown, showing old scripts to land acting roles, partner hygiene, and old people being hedonistic; Seinfel...

This week Ivan and Stephen move to Anytown USA and have ‘shiksa-peal’ as they talk about the secondary characters from the final Season 9 episode in the series, The Serenity Now.

Topics covered include ‘repeat’ Seinfeldisms, a day in the life of Steve Koren, Psychologists vs Psychiatrists, and Sleepless In Seattle; Seinfeldisms (from 2:50), Seinfeld News (from 5:04), episode triv...

In the Season 11 finale, a COVID-19 lockdown in the state of New York has been declared as the gang try to maintain their sanity while in their own homes. Elaine puts the foot down as Brandon has to do online learning, Jerry and George get tested and are self isolating waiting for their results, and Kramer goes on the hunt to buy as much hand sanitizer and toilet paper as he can so he can resell it for profit.

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This week Ivan and Stephen celebrate their 4th anniversary for the podcast and dry their clothes in a pizza oven as they talk about the secondary characters from the final Season 7 episode in the series, The Calzone.

Topics covered include stealing bread from old ladies, having social ’superpowers’, extreme baseball fanatics, and sticking with something for a long time; Seinfeldisms (from 4:...

Jerry dates a woman who is getting sicker each time they meet up, Elaine visits her sister Jill in Baltimore, Kramer gets worried after reading about a flu like virus which has spread from China, and George finds out some news about his ex wife Phoebe and her boyfriend Shaun.

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This week Ivan and Stephen feel so f***ing good and wear name tags as they talk about the secondary characters from Season 5’s The Non Fat Yogurt.

Topics covered include having the largest Seinfeld GROUP on Facebook, fighting your way into elite circles, blue comedians, and when ‘fat free’ was all the rage; Seinfeldisms (from 3:10), Seinfeld News (from 5:40), episode trivia (from 11:30...

After George, Elaine and Kramer have all experienced bad luck recently, Jerry brings all of them along to Germany where he tries to repair his reputation on the continent with a European comedy tour.

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This week Ivan and Stephen rent a house in Tuscany and put the balm on as they talk about the secondary characters from Season 7’s The Maestro.

Topics covered include having no Seinfeld News, Kramer the Dog, using aliases to hide insecurities, and accepting lowball settlement offers; Seinfeldisms (from 2:19), episode trivia (from 5:36); secondary characters Bob Cobb AKA The Maestro (from 12:49), C...

A different take on the Seinfeld universe, where the lives of some of its secondary characters in the modern era are explored.

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This week Ivan and Stephen buy used wheelchairs and hate The Drake as they talk about the secondary characters from the final Season 4 episode in the podcast series, The Handicap Spot.

Topics covered include ‘Podfeldisms’, Ivan thinking that Jadakiss is a female rapper, the OG Frank Costanza, and car salespeople; Seinfeldisms (from 4:40), Seinfeld News (from 5:24), episode trivia (from 10:37...

Jerry attends an Edison enthusiasts meetup and runs into a recently introduced nemesis, Elaine seeks revenge on her Second In Charge as her boss returns to work, George’s unexpected podcast exposure does not go as planned, and Kramer's cigar business struggles to get going.

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This week Ivan and Stephen eat blocks of cheese the size of car batteries and wear urban sombreros as they talk about the secondary characters from the final Season 8 episode in the podcast series, The Foundation.

Topics covered include Blink One Eight/Eighty Two, Seinfeld cast members being in Aussie TV commercials, Jerry becoming the showrunner from this episode on, and carpooling with your friends an...

Elaine reunites with Jacobo Peterman as she is a beneficiary to his living will, Jerry buys an electric vehicle (an ‘Edison Model J’), George plans to set up a podcast about the best bathrooms in NYC, and Kramer insists on still using plastic bags for shopping despite a recent statewide ban.

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This week Ivan and Stephen bid on Presidential golf clubs and have run ins with their obsessive mechanic as they talk about the secondary characters from the final two parter in the podcast series, Season 7’s The Bottle Deposit.

Topics covered include Sarah Silverman’s confession about working with Michael Richards on her podcast, possessiveness, and the episode’s cinematic qualities; ...

Kramer is interested in reopening Kramerica Industries as an online store that sells cigars and cigar paraphernalia, Elaine gets into an altercation with a Mommy Blogger at Brandon's school, Jerry dates a woman who believes that the Earth is flat, and George goes on a strict diet despite his previously negative test results.

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This week Ivan and Stephen stick it to each other and get the Jimmy Legs as they talk about the secondary characters from Season 8’s The Money.

Topics covered include the consummate professionalism of Sandy Baron, Australian made cars, door exercises, and ‘root and boots’; Seinfeldisms (from 2:04), Seinfeld News (from 5:15), episode trivia (from 12:12); secondary characters Emily (from...

George and Jerry go to the Les Miserables premiere before they slip up during the show, Elaine bears the full brunt of her nanny’s issues resulting from Jerry’s actions, and Kramer and Newman pitch an idea for an app that scares animals away when postal workers deliver their items.

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This week Ivan and Stephen get a 30% discount and get bitten by a dog as they talk about the secondary characters from Season 5’s The Glasses.

Topics covered include Chris Rock almost being George Costanza, trademarking transcendental meditation, deleted scenes which can change the course of an episode narrative, and sugar addiction; Seinfeldisms (from 2:04), Seinfeld News (from 3:18), episode tri...