Centaurs with Keytars

A wild accusation of abandonment in the face of rabid skunks.  I deny this, and demand an investigation!  WHO WERE THE SKUNK LEAKERS, HUH?!!

Janie Idaho and I discuss scary parts of our childhood compared to scary parts of adulthood, and then get wildy off-track discussing college, vomit, and sex toy parties.  

The sound is a little wonky, and I deeply apologize.  Next week may be a litt...

Release the Mueller Report to the public.  But first...

A dating advice episode with my ex-wife?  What a country!

Yep, we thought this would be a good idea so we did it.  Had a lot of fun, and you might as well!  Hear some stories about a handkerchief fetish, when to disconnect on Facebook from an ex, and coughs and sniffles I forgot to edit.

Head on over to The Best Show as well to hear...

The beginning of the pseudonymns!  Or continuation?  But anyways, Simba the Dinosaur is here!  He (or she) is not really a dinosaur, though.  See if you can follow along with these clues provided through the episode!

Listen as we re-trace the fabric of our friendship!  Our move to LA, our doomed feature film "Ron is an Island," and those horses I found in a cave once are just a few topic...

Oh yeah!  The first match-up of The Bad Movie Bracket is here!  Mothers, lock up your daughters!  Bad movies are here!  But seriously, there are a lot of bad dudes in the movies on here, and they do not respect women as individuals and consider them more like property.  It's in everyone's best interest to lock them up.

Who will win?  Do the Red Herring Chili Peppers help take Point Break...

It's the introduction to our Bad Movie Bracket!  Trademarked?  Sure.  Tm.  

I thought it'd be nice to give you a little content to introduce a new feature on the show that's coming up in a couple of days where we talk about a couple of.... classic films?  What would you do if accused of a crime you didn't commit?  And could you make a modern day Sylvester Stallone/Kurt Russell buddy acti...

Marriage.  The road most travelled.  Just great.

I talk to a lot of people I like to hear from about marriage.  It's a theme episode.

The theme is marriage.

Thanks again to Frances and the Foundation for... um... ubiquitously lettin us use "Hey Man" off their album "Nothing is Perfect, Everything is Fine!" as our intro song.  No thanks again to Ubiquitous Synergy Seeker for not letting u...

Toxins all over this mug!  Toxic relationships (with humans AND cats)!  Toxic president!  Toxic raps!  Toxic interviews with beloved comedy icons!  Toxic cobra farms!  See, that's why I called this episode Toxic!  Makes a lot of sense!

We have a new theme song!  Frances and the Foundation graciously let us use "Hey Man" off their album "Nothing is Perfect, Everything is Fine!"  Check the...

History shows how far we've come on race relations, and how far we need to go.  Also, basketball and some brief vomit.

If you liked the music featured in this podcast and want to learn more about them, I would encourage you to do so!  Great musicians, and even better people!

Thanks to Pamper the Madman who gave us permission to use "She Showed Up," off their self-title album.  Like them ...