Jokes with Mark Simmons
Comedians talking about jokes Every week Mark Simmons and a guest share jokes they've written that just haven't worked - because they're too long, too stupid, too clever, too groanworthy or just too rubbish. Follow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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Christmas gig report, Danny gives his verdict on the new jingle and Mark reveals something very personal.
Merry Xmas, come see us on tour nest year here: https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/
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One of the best acts on the UK comedy circuit, Raymond and Mr Timpkins, are retiring and Mark and Danny have gotten the exclusive interview. We chat about 35 years of their act, how it's developed and what they will miss the most.
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The boys christen the sky lounge for their first recording it their new home. There's a lot of catching up to do, tune it to see what's been happening on the live comedy circuit this week.
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Producer Joel is back and he's bringing the mailbag!
See Danny's award winning show The Holiday in London here:m https://www.museumofcomedy.com/danny-ward-the-holiday/
See Mark on tour here: https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/
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Blank Peng joins the boys to talk about comedy in China, the jokes she can't get to work and Mark treats us to his probably incorrect definition of what a terroist is.
See Mark on tour here : https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/
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Danny has bought some more tat, Mark has a child in the front row of his show and the boys run through a joke that doesn't work.
See Mark on tour from January here https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/
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Julian Deane is back! We hear about his gig in Saudi, Mark says something stupid and some good old fashioned catching up.
See Mark on tour here https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/
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Poetry slam time! As promised Mark & Danny spit some verse in this week's edition of circuit talk. Plus all the gossip from our latest gigs.
See mark on tour here https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/
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Fizzy tits, previews together & Danny's photo shoots are just a few of the topics covered in this episode. You have to hear it to believe it.
See Bella at the soho theatre https://sohotheatre.com/events/bella-hull-doctors-hate-her/
See Danny in Herne Bay 5th November: https://www.ents24.com/herne-bay-events/round-the-bends/danny-wards-best-bits-hosted-by-mark-simmons/7371720
See Danny in London: https://www.museumo...
Danny brings us a joke he tried last week, Mark highlights some critical instagram comments and Danny reveals how he once abused himself with a Lemsip.
See Mark on his UK & Ireland tour - Tickets available www.marksimmons.co.uk
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Being back on the circuit, parking tickets & scumbag heckler's are the talking points on today's show.
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Live at the Apollo's Laura Lexx returns to tell us three more routines she's not quite happy with and also gives us a sneak peek into her new podcast 'The Comedy Bureau'
See Laura on tour with her new show YO YO
See Mark on tour from January. Tickets available at www.marksimmons.co.uk
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One month since the fringe, what's been happening?
See Mark on tour here: https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/
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New Zealands Becky Umbers joins the boys to chat through jokes ideas about looking after strangers bags on the train, horses issues with uber and much more!
See Mark on tour with Danny on support duties here: https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/
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Living in the Tower of London, the most commonly used word and fox hunting are the topics of jokes Tom Houghton is workshopping with Mark and Danny in todays episode.
See Tom on tour here: https://honourabletom.com/pages/tour-dates
See Mark on tour here: https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/
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Joke heavy podcast with Simon Harriyott who's just finished his debut Edinburgh run. Go check out his show 'Autastic' for one night only at Angel Comedy on Sunday 28th September.
Mark and Danny are back on tour from January, tickets available at www.marksimmons.co.uk
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The final episode of Fringe Talk 2025. Many questions are answered, How does Danny get on at the ISH Comedy Awards? What is the final podcast chart standing? What is Mark's joke about a blender?
The regular Jokes Podcast will be back very soon. Hit that subscribe button, listen all the way to AWOOGA, we really appreciate you all tuning in.
Mark is going on tour very soon, head to marksimmons.comedian@googlemail.com for tix.
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Today we chat all things Free Fringe with Luke Meredith. Luke is in charge of the day to day running of the PBH Free Fringe and tells us how it works for the performers, the audience and the venues.
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