Berner Phone

Berner Phone

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in. Dial in - https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/

Episodes

June 23, 2025 77 mins

Crashing out is the cool Gen Z way to say mental breakdown. We've all been there, and the dialers are sharing stories of the crash out moments they'll never forget. 

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If you post an inspirational quote on social media your friends might question your mental stability, so we had the dialers share them here instead. 

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The pandemic had a lot of lows, but today we're looking on the bright side. The dialers are telling stories about the positives that came out of lockdown and we share our own story.

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We've all stayed in a relationship a few months too long solely because the person was hot. The dialers are sharing stories of the craziest things they've ever done for a hot person. 

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The dialers were in need of some more life advice and no child gets left behind on this pod, so we delivered. 

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The dialers asked for our advice and we didn't hold back.

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We're all trying to feel connected to those around us and nicknames are one of the most fun ways to do that. The dialers are sharing the origin story of their nicknames and Hannah shares some of her more traumatizing nicknames.

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May 5, 2025 65 mins

Gifts can make or break a holiday, birthday, or even a relationship. The dialers are sharing the best and worst gifts they've given or received. 

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April 27, 2025 70 mins

Despite Hannah promoting her book for the past two weeks, we're talking about the things you shouldn't buy. Sometimes the items we think will make our lives easier actually turn out to do more harm than good.

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April 21, 2025 69 mins

Our screen times are alarmingly high so we figured we should at least find out what the dialer's favorite and most useful apps are. 

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April 14, 2025 75 mins

It's a new week, but couples are still fighting. Hannah and Des are back trying to save some relationships with advice on how to move past menial arguments. 

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April 6, 2025 72 mins

Every couple has that one recurring argument they can't agree on. The dialers are sharing the small but mighty fights in their relationships.

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Customer service is a b**** and the dialers told us all their most annoying interactions. From standing up to get a waiter to shaking drinks at a bar, Hannah and Des figure out if they were ever guilty of being bad customers.

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March 22, 2025 79 mins

The last episode of are you the a-hole was a hit, so we're bringing it back. Based on the popular Reddit thread "Am I the a-hole?" we're deciding if the dialers are in the wrong this week.

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March 15, 2025 73 mins

Hannah is back and is passionate about this week's topic. Your notes app is about as personal as it gets, but the dialers are opening up to share the funniest thing in their notes. 

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The dialers are making their case for the best TV series of all time.

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Who needs therapy when you have Berner Phone? This week the dialers are sharing the best advice they've recieved from a therapist. 

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February 22, 2025 81 mins

The list of things that should be illegal could go on forever. You might leave this episode annoyed with humanity, but you'll also feel seen.

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February 15, 2025 77 mins

The dialers are putting Des to the test and he's giving advice on life, love, travel, and becoming a yoga instructor. 

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February 9, 2025 51 mins

Search history is personal, but the dialers are letting us in on their most recent Google searches. You can usually find Hannah searching tennis players, celebrities, and the latest documentaries, while Des is on WebMD and looking up ACL exercises.

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