Berner Phone

Berner Phone

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in. Dial in - https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/

Episodes

October 14, 2025 62 mins

We have a juicy one today - the dialers are spilling their family secrets.

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Chris is back and we're in studio. The vibes are high and we're discussing double standards in relationships. 

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September 29, 2025 79 mins

Des is giving advice on the questions you don't want to ask your friends.

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September 22, 2025 66 mins

The dialers are asking us to hear them out on their most out-of-pocket crushes. 

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September 16, 2025 65 mins

Hannah is a solo parent to the pod this week and she's answering the dialer's burning questions.

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Revenge is an art and the dialers may have mastered it.

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September 1, 2025 54 mins

We're letting the dialer's choose their own adventure this week.

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The dialers are sharing the advice they wish someone had given them 10 years ago.

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August 18, 2025 66 mins

This week we're celebrating some of life's simple pleasures. The dialers are sharing the nonsexual things that are arguably better than sex.

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August 11, 2025 57 mins

We went rogue this episode and didn't have a prompt. So without futher ado, let's hear what the dialers are up to and wanting to discuss this week. 

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We asked the dialers to share what makes them feel better than everyone else.

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July 28, 2025 81 mins

Who needs therapy when you have Berner Phone? The dialers are getting the things that are bothering them off their chest this week.

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Hannah has some exciting news and the dialers are sharing the craziest things someone has said to their face.

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Being called ma'am for the first time can really stick with you - just ask Hannah. This prompted her to ask the dialers to share the moments that have made them feel old.

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A prompt so nice, we had to use it twice. The dialers are sharing the random moments that make them feel awkward in public.

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There are many things in life that shouldn't be awkward like waiting in line and sitting in traffic, but somehow our brains trick us into thinking we're embarassing ourselves. The dialers are sharing the random moments that make them feel awkward in public.

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Crashing out is the cool Gen Z way to say mental breakdown. We've all been there, and the dialers are sharing stories of the crash out moments they'll never forget. 

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If you post an inspirational quote on social media your friends might question your mental stability, so we had the dialers share them here instead. 

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The pandemic had a lot of lows, but today we're looking on the bright side. The dialers are telling stories about the positives that came out of lockdown and we share our own story.

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We've all stayed in a relationship a few months too long solely because the person was hot. The dialers are sharing stories of the craziest things they've ever done for a hot person. 

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