Sexy Unique Podcast

On this week’s episode, Lara is joined by podcaster extraordinaire, Heather Jewett! The gals talk about the Holy Trinity of Kristen Doute, Luke Broderick, and Kaia Lily gracing the cover of US Weekly. The cursed Diddy trial verdicts are in, and they’re a reminder of America’s continued hatred of women above all else. And finally, Khloe Kardashian is back on Instagram pushing her face procedure narrative.

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Lara and Carey are back together in the stu! They discuss new updates in the Bezos and Sanchez Satanic nuptials, including bone-chilling invitations, PR conspiracy theories, and a steely prenup. They also discuss Kelley Wolf’s unfortunate Instagram spiral and a meager victory in the quest for Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader financial supremacy.

Back on The Valley, the crew prepares to head to Hawaii, where Luke continues prep for hi...

With Lara out of office, Carey enlists the help of dear friend and lifelong loler John Arthur Hill to guest co-host. They discuss messy gay representation on 2000s-era reality television, a Wahlberg-connected producer’s harrowing claim about Diddy in a LA Fitness steam room, a man who posed as a flight attendant on 120 flights, a woman who practiced therapy for three decades without a degree, and what schemes they would run as con ...

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Lara and Carey are back over the hill in the gorgeous and legendary San Fernando Valley. But first, they discuss Zoe Saldaña announcing the obvious about her Oscar statuette and the dystopian horror of the Boston Dynamic robot dog can-can on the most recent America’s Got Talent. 

Back on The Valley, D-Day approaches: Jax will soon be released from “The Facility,” and Brittany is battening down the hatches. She reveals the “...

Lara and Carey discuss their favorite movie of the year (with spoilers) BRING HER BACK, Sally Hawkins’s unparalleled talent, using demonic bridges to bring their dogs back, Lara’s dreams of a tiny purse closet for Tony, and the terrifying concept of Labubu.

Back on The Valley, Scheana’s famous enchiladas make another stellar cameo, and Janet conjures kitchen island witchcraft once more to control to turn people against Doute, Ja...

Carey and Lara discuss the concept of “playoffs,” the Chrisleys weaseling their way into a full Trump pardon, the depths of depravity one would be willing to go for presidential perks, the Tylenol death complex, Lindsay Lohan’s lemon juice propaganda, and a new Bravo star embroiled in a crypto bro’s torture and extortion plot.

Back on The Valley, Zack returns from a road trip with his George Glass boyfriend, Danny and Jason squa...

Lara and Carey discuss how the week has gone from rindom to iconic in a few short days, including Bieber’s Instagram terrorism, Jordon Hudson and Bill Belichick’s long-awaited engagement, Jordon getting booted from a family Christmas party on Nantucket, Lara’s advice to young hot stepmoms, and Rosie O’Donnell’s fated resurgence.

Back in The Valley, the Santa Barbara Horror comes to an end, and the crew reels from Brittany’s fight wi...

Lara and Carey celebrate the promises of spring, as Lara continues her green-thumb streak as a way to inspire her own personal hydration. They also discuss Diddy’s harrowing trial, Nancy Grace’s unsurprising lock-in, a peculiar new name for an Australian town, and France’s new robot army.

Then on The Valley, the crew’s Santa Barbara trip of sorrow rages on with a trip to the winery, where Jesse remains committed to making Michel...

Lara and Carey continue to feel the new studio glow, and are ready to bear the weight of the world. They discuss the official start of the Papal Conclave, priests singing showtimes at a piano bar, Barry Diller officially coming out as gay and Lara’s dream marriage, Keith McNally’s new memoir and Balthazar as a spiritual refuge, ChatGPT inspiring spiritual delusion, the Real Housewives of Rhode Island, SUP’s future Golden Globe nomi...

Lara and Carey are rogue-mote once more before their studio movie, and they’ve got a lot of mess to cover. They discuss manipulative gay AI and its propensity for people pleasing, cyber sexing fomo, and the tragic death of Virginia Giuffre. Then back on The Valley, the group is shocked to learn that Jax has actually entered rehab (albeit 30 minutes away) and urge Brittany to file for divorce immediately. Jesse conspires against Mic...

Lara and Carey discuss Carey’s birthday and entering a personal Year Nine, the Pope’s open casket diva moment, the Vatican’s ties to UFOs, Lisa Vanderpump reigniting her cosmic feud with Kristen Doute, Kim Kardashian as a capital ‘A’ actress, Kanye’s latest shout from the void, and more. 

Back on The Valley, Jax considers a stint at the “mental hospital” after getting a tough love house call from Doute, Zack takes a big step wit...

Lara and Carey discuss the new season of And Just Like That…, Carrie’s nana outfits and circus top hat, and the ladies arming up in Trump’s America. They also discuss the peculiar friendship of Ana de Armas and Tom Cruise. 

Then in the season two premiere of The Valley, the group reels from Jax’s “rock bottom” and domestic violence against Brittany. Brittany moves out and plans a White Party to celebrate her freedom while Jax pl...

Lara is joined by Valley queen and certified Babe! Tierney Finster to dive deep into identity shifts, spirituality, and post-party girl evolutions. Tierney unpacks life after nightlife, how breaking a leg fixed her ailing root chakra, and how to have a marriage that's both sacred and slutty.

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Lara and Carey finish out their current era of SUBS with the second book of Samuel, but first they talk Mickey Rourke’s bizarre homophobia against JoJo Siwa in the Big Brother UK house, an update in Virginia Giuffre’s Ringu journey, and a Beverly Hills apartment building locked in battle with a resident spreading poop-laden terrorism.

Back in Samuel, King David mounts his quest against Jerusalem to take the crown of Israel for himse...

Lara is joined by iconic Babe? guest and dear friend Graydon Sheppard for a soulful journey through romantic delusion, erotic cheeseboards, Montreal exile, and life at 42. The two babes share tales of losing themselves in chaotic situationships: From Graydon's entanglement with a throuple to Lara's fantasy-fueled Italian architect moment. They reflect on sobriety, being in your 40s, and the hard truths about love, emotional indepen...

Lara and Carey return to the source with another rendition of Sexy Unique Bible Study, this time focusing on the first Book of Samuel. Before diving into God’s word, they discuss important matters, like Lauren Sanchez and Katy Perry going for the glam on their tone deaf, upcoming Blue Origin space flight and Carey’s birthday blues.

Then in 1 Samuel, we meet drunkard housewife Hannah who haggles with God and is granted a son, Sam...

Lara is joined by the legendary Chloe Coover (of Nose Candy Podcast fame) for a deeply sensual journey through scent obsessions, chaotic childhood memorabilia, and the lost art of challenging cinema. They spiral into a vortex of rose fragrances, reflect on the Beanie Baby bear market, and praise the underrated genius of Mother! Plus, they also discuss the art of podcasting, the horror of lawn trespassers, and come up with an Emilia...

Lara and Carey return to times of yore with another round of Sexy Unique Bible Study. First they discuss the aftermath of 3/26: the day Gaga liked and reposted a SUP Tiktok, and how it’s changed their realities in 24 hours. They also discuss Carey’s gay New Orleans adventure, Lara dog-sitting Mango and his supernatural lack of boundaries, a place of en masse on The Pitt, the peerless comedy duo of Regina Hall and Anna Faris, Soderb...