The Constant: A History of Getting Things Wrong
A podcast about exactly what it says it is: examining the bad ideas, mistakes and accidents that misshaped our world.
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June 16, 2026 • 64 mins
Create your own magical little men at home with only these simple ingredients (cum, horse manure)!
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June 2, 2026 • 58 mins
We're opening the secret feed vault and letting you take a peek. If you like what you find, consider joining at patreon.com/theconstant.
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May 19, 2026 • 67 mins
The bloody fight against Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever continues and concludes.
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May 5, 2026 • 53 mins
Here's a change: a history of getting something RIGHT.
Eventually.
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April 21, 2026 • 68 mins
When is a jar not a jar?
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April 7, 2026 • 67 mins
The rousing conclusion, now with verifiable events and personages!
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March 24, 2026 • 63 mins
To get to the last, we should start at the first. But since we have no idea who that might've been, we'll just start here.
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March 10, 2026 • 50 mins
Let's try this one more time. Forever.
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February 24, 2026 • 62 mins
Time for some ol' fashioned mass hysteria.
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February 10, 2026 • 82 mins
It's only an analogy if you want it to be.
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January 27, 2026 • 54 mins
Of confederates and con-men.
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January 13, 2026 • 41 mins
Thar be wood.
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December 30, 2025 • 45 mins
Arg, me mateys.
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December 16, 2025 • 37 mins
Two classic Constant Christmas episodes, remade in higher quality, and available ad-free for Patreon subscribers. That could be you!
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December 2, 2025 • 47 mins
Down through the chimney, click click click, it's three bonus stories from the Patreon secret feed!
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November 18, 2025 • 51 mins
Dust in the wind. All we are is dust in the wind. Even more so: our stuff.
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November 4, 2025 • 39 mins
All your base are belong to U.S.
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October 21, 2025 • 53 mins
Let your imagination go wild.
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October 7, 2025 • 52 mins
I can virtually guarantee that you've never heard this story before. As no one has, for at least the last century.
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September 23, 2025 • 66 mins
(And Eventually Be Found)
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