Dungeons, Dragons, and Dives

In this, the explosive series premiere, our heroes... hire a cab. Their destination? ADVENTURE!

In which our heroes finally manage to walk down a road! Now they face their greatest challenge yet... Human interaction!  Clae finds their home. Craigg makes a friend. Sir Haagen Dazs fights the urge to kill again (but not very hard).

In which our heroes learn the truth of why they've been summoned to Maplebrook and set out to solve a mystery!

Clae charms the locals. Craigg breaks and enters. Sir Haagen Dazs joins a gang.

Our heroes find themselves in the Bullywug kingdom searching for their missing boy. Will they find him in time? Or will their social ineptitude be their downfall? Three guesses.

Clae keeps a safe distance. Sir Haagen Dazs reaches out to the younger generation. Craigg breaks and enters. Again.

Our heroes have discovered a secret passage hidden within the Bullywugs' cave! Could this be the next step to finding the missing children? Narratively speaking, probably!

Sir Haagen Dazs makes jewelry. Clae finds a pet. Craigg doesn't help.

Our heroes have cornered the mysterious masked kidnapper. Will they be able to uncover the mysterious figure's identity and get justice for Caleb?

Clae works on their aim. Sir Haagen Dazs steals some jewelry. Craigg gets insistent. The Dungeon Master fails to understand the core concept of a skill challenge.

Our very first bonus episode! In this series, we teach our friend Julie how to play the game from scratch, from character creation to gameplay. This first episode is free, but the rest of this series will be available to our $5 monthly Patreon donors or for $5 per episode!

Join us as we teach you How to Train Your Dungeon!

Our heroes have made a shocking discovery: the boy they found dead has turned up alive with no explanation. How can they prove that what they found in the cave was real?

Clae gets a present. Sir Haagen Dazs conducts an examination. Craigg probes deeper.

In this final episode of Chapter One, our heroes learn that there's more to this boy than meets the eye. How will they deal with this new threat and keep Gwen safe?

Sir Haagen Dazs takes his pet on a walk. Clae has a drinking problem. Craigg ruins everything.

Our heroes have been sent to the nearby city of Stoneacre to seek the resident artificer and hopefully get answers to some of their burning questions. Who is the mysterious straw man? What is the purpose of the mysterious amulet? What mysterious being is masquerading as Caleb? Quit asking and listen to the episode.

Sir Haagen Dazs falls in lust. Clae cooperates with the police. Craigg goes shopping.

Our heroes reunite to brave the mysterious Entwood to learn what lies at its heart. With the unflappable duo of Koughrk and Botl at their side, they can't possibly fail. Right?

Sir Haagen Dazs charges ahead. Craigg sees something shiny. Clae saves everyone.

Our heroes have been thrown out of the Entwood after losing Koughrk to a violent ambush. How will they manage to return to the heart of the forest without his help? And how will Botl react to his capture?

Sir Haagen Dazs arms himself. Craigg makes his appointment. Clae decieves a poor old woman.

While Botl recovers, our heroes have set out to fulfill her vague request to find the old police chief. Perhaps he could provide insight as to how to rescue Koughrk. If they manage to find him...

Clae has a breakthrough. Sir Haagen Dazs breaks through. Craigg doesn't break character.

Our heroes have found clues in Chief Manley's basement about how to navigate the Entwood safely. What will they find in the depths of the forest? Will they be able to find the missing chief and rescue Koughrk from the mysterious guildmaster that took him?

Craigg plays cards. Sir Haagen Dazs works on his aim. Clae gets scary.

Our heroes begin their adventure into the thieves' guild to rescue Koughrk and find out what happened to Dirk's trinkets. And no one will get in their way, evidently.

Clae murders some people. Craigg murders some people. Sir Haagen Dazs murders some people.

The party has fought their way through the Thieves' Guild, finding a chained and drained Treant in one of its chambers. Now they face off against the insidious guildmaster to free Koughrk, but it looks like they might have to face off against him first...

Clae breaks some valuables. Craigg gets a fancy new hat. Sir Haagen Dazs shows us the dangers of smoking.

After rescuing Koughrk from the thrall of the crystal necklace, our heroes made a shocking discovery about the identity of the guildmaster. Will they keep this revelation to themselves? Whatever happened to Dirk Actwell's stolen trinkets? Maybe a relaxing trip to the theatre will help clear their heads.

Clae gets comforting. Craigg meets his magical match. Sir Haagen Dazs develops a critical eye.

The play didn't turn out to be quite as relaxing as our heroes may have thought. It appears that Dirk Actwell is not as he seems... What exactly is Dirk's terrible secret? And could it be a missing piece of the puzzle that explains what happened to Caleb?

Craigg meets his hero. Sir Haagen Dazs stirs the pot. Clae unlocks a mystery.