At The Movies (10 Years Later)

"You are not gonna run into problems if you just burn things. Haunted pen? Burn it!"

Happy Halloween, Tenders! Our tradition of bringing the spooky scaries from 10 years ago continues, and it cost Jordan one of his 5 draft picks from 2014. Listen as we discuss our history with Ouija boards, the Parental Advisory of The Nightmare Before Christmas soundtrack (on cassette tape), creepy old ladies, ghosts watching over us eat badly, th...

"It's not a draft pick. It's a correct answer"

Greetings! We are trying a different approach to the 2014 movie season, and for the first time ever have decided to do a 5 movie (each) draft to determine which episodes we are guaranteed to revisit and review on this 10th anniversary year of the 10th anniversary movie podcast. So what gets picked? Does Jordan go 5 for 5 superhero movies? How much Disney can Janine draft? And will a ho...

Showtime, A-holes!

We're back! After an extended siesta, J-Bow and J-9 have gotten the team back together (it's just us) to celebrate 10 years of "At The Movies, 10 Years Later" and shake things up a bit for 2014's crop of Box Office Champions. 

Up first is the game-changing, star-making and foot tapping space epic that took the MCU intergalactic. Listen as we talk about the killer soundtrack, goo, an abundance of blue villains, bl...

"I adore the cut of his jib"

Happy New Year! Time marches in one direction, and so does this episode as we revisit a concern documentary from 10 years ago about One Direction. So pour a cup of Skittles and listen as we break down NSOD, power rank the members, lost youth, weird haircuts, bad tattoos, trying to be a bad boy, Beatles comparisons, hysteric teenage girls, 90s boy bands vs. modern boy bands, overzealous news reporting an...

"I thought it was pretty clever, but you're not 'Let It Go' and you never will be"

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, whatever you are into this time of year we hope it is unreal for you. We are back to revisit the land of Arrendelle and the phenomenon that was Frozen. Talking Olaf, sister-love, Weaseltown, hit songs, bitchy sisters, proper fire burning techniques, angelic tones, Kristen Bell: Ultimate Running buddy, Whistler, shitty...

"You know what? Fuck space."

Hey friends! Join us as we continue our trip back to 2013 and take a secondary trip up to space, which in case you didn't know, is a relentless killing machine. We talk about jackets (stay tuned after the end credits of the episode!) unsurvivable situations, Sandy B, the Macarena, Ed Harris' eventual villainy in all films, Oscar nominations, framed posters and more. All that plus FUN FACTS and Tenzie aw...

"I don't want to see mouths sewn to buttholes, but I'm down for some paranormal shit"

Happy Halloween! We are back to review a horror movie box office champion from 2013, and it's not a Paranormal Activity for once! Instead we are revisiting the movie that started a cinematic universe of profitable horror that is still going strong today. Listen as we break down things that scare us, favourite horror movies, creepy dolls, levitatin...

"I can't stand up for what's right anymore, because I want to keep living".

Hey friends! We're going back to the series that has inexplicably become the highest grossing animated film franchise of all time. Back to Gru and company for round 2. Listen as we discuss BC wildfire season, the appeal of the Minions, breakfast sandwich makers, viral movie marketing, movie theatre conduct, Jordan's "frosty relationship with magic", lava la...

"LIttle kids are hilarious athletes, and it's bullshit that I can't just go and watch"

Hey there! 10 years ago we got a Pixar sequel/prequel that FINALLY had nothing to do with Toy Story or Cars. Monsters Inc takes it back to college to see how Mike met Sully, why Randall squints and when Roz took a vow to keep her eye on them.  Listen as we discuss Pixar sequels, cheating, children's sports, Canadian college, self doubt, PotC turn...

"This is a million dollar concept in a $300,000 package"

IT has been 10 years since the first Purge, but considerably less time since the prequel titled "The First Purge", which makes this whole thing a bit confusing. Listen as we revisit the low-budget, blue balls concept tease that jump-started the whole franchise. We get into rich people home security, socio economics (briefly), our low-stakes purge activities, shitty neighbours...

"It's not a bad way to waste 2 hours"

Rev up your engines and hit the NOS gang, we are revisiting a very special movie in Bow's life (some may argue the most special), movie 6 of 10 and counting in the Fast & Furious saga. Listen as we break down the origin of why this is the movie Bow has seen more times in theatres (9!), as well as a breakdown of the entire Fast franchise, an eventual 5 minute plot, Mark Sinclair, who Barry Peppe...

"One thing about me...I love a good prologue. If you are ever watching a movie in a theatre, and it starts, and the title comes up first, and you hear someone in the theatre go "awww", it's me."

Warp speed, y'all! We are going back through a time rift and revisiting the alternate universe Star Trek sequel, which should have been called: Star Trek: Wrath of John Harrison. After an amazing first entry in the series, we examing the hi...

"It's tough because you have MCU nerds who get hard for this stuff"

Yo listen up, here's the story! Tony Stark returns as the man in the iron mask (and suit) for his last solo foray before Civil Wars, Infinity Wars and Endgames. We're hear to revisit the first movie in Phase 2 of the MCU, and the first one post-Avengers. We talk about this being a Christmas movie, Tony being a dick, desert island rescue food requests, precocious ki...

"I'm so glad they lost. Not because 'Go Humanity' or anything, but because they deserved to lose for being fucking idiots"

Hey there! Thrilled to be able to revisit a 2013 Box Office #1 that is also part of the Tom Cruise Sci-Fi subgenre, Oblivion. 

Join us as we break down tight ponytails, cabins, the anatomy of feathers, stupid machines, memory wipes, clones, the timeline of the end of the Earth, scabs, bad Irish accents, Top Gun...

"I know it kinda goes against the point of the movie to judge someone based on how they look...but...the guy looked like a racist"

It's April 15th, Happy Jackie Robinson Day! We're back to kick off our 2013 season with one of Chadwick Boseman's more underrated performances as Jackie Robinson. Listen as we discuss gross racism, dancing, old timey baseball announcing, Harrison Ford sounding like John Goodman, baseball movies, infidel...

"Bane is funny. He's got jokes"

After 8 years of being a recluse, hidden away from the world, Bruce Wayne dons the Batman cowl and the Dark Knight returns. Thematically, it makes sense to release this episode under similar circumstances. Recorded last Summer before things kinda went more than a bit to shit, sometimes you gotta slap on the knee brace and kick some bricks.

Listen as we talk about Bane's voice, Batman's voice, some Ro...

"I'm glad to know someone who shares my belief that booby traps are sometimes entirely necessary"

Happy Halloween Tenders! We've got a lot on the go right now but there was no way we would skip over a chance to experience some frights and return to the found footage franchise that is a license to print money: Paranormal Activity. Listen as we discuss some of our fears, adult trick or treating, buffet cantaloupe, our last tricks and...

"Eugene!"

It's that time web-heads! We are here to revisit and review the first attempt at rebooting the cinematic Spider-Man franchise with Andrew Garfield (and his hair) as Peter Parker/Spider-Man. We talk love languages, Flash's real name being the keyword to an asskicking, Gwen's skirts, keeping promises, Lizard men, Meatloaf, web shooters, the superior cinematic Spider-Men rankings and eventual honesty. All that plus Fun Facts...

"The guy has pulled Norah Jones and Tammy-Lynn from being a teddy bear with no penis? That's game."

It's been 10 long years since Song & Dance Seth MacFarlane's foul mouthed teddy bear came to life and said "fuck you" to thunder. We talk about how great The Other Guys is, Seth surviving 9/11, shitting on the floor, child stars, Ted's ability to pull hot ladies, Tom Skerrit, Ryan Reynolds' career lows and wonderful highs and white t...