Disposable Worlds

Does the fear of high impact collisions keep you from doing the things you love? Are you concerned that your body isn't up to the task of performing your job(s)? Did you worry that you ate the wrong first meal during puberty and totally messed up your future sex life? Well, fret no longer as we address all of these concerns and more in episode 46 of Disposable Worlds!

Slip into a pair of your favorite shoes and hop on into our most perfect world yet, where people and shoes form an unbreakable bond, groups of people can collectively think things into existence and your age is determined by the temperature outside! In other words, a perfect paradise.

Listen as we make up for our absence over the last two weeks with arguably the single weirdest episode of Disposable Worlds yet. Which, if you're a regular listener then you know that's saying a lot. We've got flesh Gundams, Murderous tigers, a deepdive into the Pinocchio lore and some cooking tips for preparing a tasty dish of elephant trunk. Enjoy.

Join us as we explore our most exciting world yet! A world full of all our favorite things! Sibling rivalry, Danny Devito, Wario, Tetris and Communism!

'Twas the night before Christmas, you could tell by the smell, by the blood and the carnage that made it feel like hell, grab your axe and your cod-piece and prepare your best licks, for the Krampus is coming wielding Satan's guitar picks, but if you should slay him or have a hand in his death, then you'll become Krampus with blood on your breath. Merry nondenominational holiday season ya'll.

Join us as we explore where E.T. situations with kids and illegal aliens from space is an everyday occurrence, where cowboys are coming back in vogue in a big way, and there's a 50% chance that gravity will inversely effect you.

Hop aboard your weed powered spaceship, take a massive rip from your control bong and take to the stars in the perfect utopia that is the Benjamin Button World! In this world all living beings begin their lives as perfect beautiful bouncing Benjamin Button babies, at least until puberty when they get to select their appearance down to the DNA. Be a dog, a cat or even a ninja turtle and live out life as your authentic self!

Join us as we finally get to the bottom of Mary Poppins magical abilities and uncover her insidious plan to indoctrinate all the worlds children into her magical sleeper cell program. As you might have gathered, this episode is a little buckwild, but what else would you expect from a world where you belch to cast magic, your arms grow and shrink constantly and the most deadly gang in the world is The Platypuses.

Feeling lonely? Well, cover all your orifices and dive on in to a whole new world filled with nearly infinite potential sexual options as we explore a world where all living beings can crossbreed and everyone can relive one single day as many times as they wish!

Join us in an unfamiliar world where the father of the automobile, Mr. Henry Ford, used his dark black magic to cursed the world to suffer the strange fate of growing exponentially relative to how far they are away from their ghost infused cars, where your are randomly assigned both your own personal meaning to life and an object you can summon with your mind, and where ghosts roam free and need to be busted!

In the episode we explore one of the oldest and most culturally rich subsets of human civilization: The Juggalos. On The Insane Clown Planet there is no crime, no hatred and no pain, only peace, love, good times and of course Faygo as far as the eye can see!

How do you make the perfect world you ask? 3 words: Macgyver VS Predator. And maybe throw in the organization Manscouts and make the leading international industry shoes for animals just for fun.

What would happen, you ask, if all the worlds governments operated on a strict UFC based caste system, where every time a person breaks a bone they can glimpse 30 seconds into the future? And on top of that what if every painting acted like a horcrux and kept the subject alive forever until the painting was destroyed? We answer all these questions and more in episode 34 of Disposable Worlds!

In a world where puberty can change you into any random fantasy creature, you can easily catch magical STDs and potatoes are scarce, the only way to really get by is to grab the joint Carl Sagan hands you when he busts down you door and go with the flow!

Help us unravel the vast witch-based conspiracy behind the addictive nature of online streaming and join us in a world that never had to experience the pain of losing the worlds greatest movie rental franchise! Relive the past and imagine with us a better today in episode 32!

Dueling is coming back in a big way! And there's only one place that'll satisfy all your dueling weaponry and comfortable slacks needs. You guessed it; Walmart! Join us as we destroy our loved ones in fully refundable sacrificial rituals for soulbound dueling weapons in The Palace of the Damned!

Join us as we explore a world, not unlike our own. A world that heavily diverged from our path long ago in the past. A world that has never known the power and science of electricity or simple machines. An organic flesh based utopia!

Join as we explore a peaceful utopia as imagined by our divine sexually frustrated and pokemon obsessed savior, little Timmy. A world where sex isn't real, babies evolve like pokemon and you can be Beetlejuiced from out of nowhere at any freakin moment!

In a world where your temperature determines your social worth, people can absorbed by other people, and the earth isn't flat for a change, the question on everyone's lips is who would win in a fight between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Dwayne Johnson?