Two & A Half Pastors
Thom, Travis and Andrew are 3 grown men struggling to stay relevant. All working with the youth at different levels, their goal every week is to understand the new fads and trends of the kids they struggle to keep up with every day.
Episodes
July 3, 2021 • 63 mins
We know... We know... We know!
It's been far too long. But don't worry... This is the end! For now...
Introducing the Season 2 Finale of Two & A Half Pastors!
We will see you all this Fall!!!
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May 13, 2021 • 65 mins
Uh.... yeah, so there's an episode this week. Is it good? No comment. Is it bad? No comment? Is it off the wall? I think you know what I'm going to say.
Tom takes us on a journey rating the upcoming movies coming out in Phase 4 of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. We still aren't quite sure how we rated them.
Andrew reveals to us the absolute evil that is awaiting the next generation: NO SNOW DAYS. Do you agree that there shouldn't be...
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April 30, 2021 • 73 mins
For the first time in the long history of this podcast, we have BREAKING NEWS! Listen for yourself to be brought on this absolute bonkers journey of movie reviews and critics alike.
Tom does what Tom does best: berate the Paul brothers AGAIN! Although, I think there may have been a small compliment this time. He also shows what happens to celebrities when they try to live up to the unreal standards themselves.
Andrew then asks the...
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April 15, 2021 • 71 mins
To quote Tom, "This is our most spiritual episode yet!"
Spoiler Alert: It's not spiritual.
Andrew's turn to start things this week and what better way than to talk about all the businesses that had to file bankruptcy during the pandemic. Tom and Travis try to guess if the business THRIVED or DIED!
We have a brief breaking news segment and then it's to the next one. Travis is the trend setter of the group and jumps on the Fantastic ...
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April 10, 2021 • 57 mins
Yeah, we know... A little late on this one. Blame Gary.
This episode could very well be our last... we will see...
Tom starts things off in a fiery rant about the Stokes Twins. Who are they? Yeah, we don't know either. But, *spoiler alert*, Tom doesn't like them and threatens to lock everyone up because of it.
Andrew very carefully navigates us through the minefield of talking about one of the biggest stories we have ever covered...
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April 2, 2021 • 64 mins
We don't have an easy job, we hope you Connies know that!
In this episode we are tasked with quite the difficult task.
We start by explaining the new wave of art known as NFT's. But we are just warning you, by the end you will be even more unsure of what one is.
Then we have to pivot from art to food. Not too hard, considering we all love food, just not these odd food concoctions. You'll have to decide for yourself.
We go from ar...
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March 25, 2021 • 67 mins
Beware ye all who listen beyond.... This episode is not for the faint of heart.
It started simple enough with a fairly lengthy overview of a couple of the new streaming services available: Peacock TV and Discovery+, but things take a turn for the worst when Andrew decides to play a little game...
You have been warned.
Also, any mothers out there that would like to send a strongly worded message to Tom Ronda are encouraged to do so....
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March 11, 2021 • 68 mins
Time for another episode Connies!
I don't think any of you wanted this, but you're going to get it: A full breakdown of Tom's recent bout of appendicitis. If you missed the photo, it's still up on our Instagram. We are still surprised it hasn't been flagged.
After Tom talks about his ruptured appendix, he then rants for the rest of the episode about comic book movies. So, you know, it's like every other episode you know and love.
A...
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March 4, 2021 • 66 mins
Better late than never, right?
We break down exactly what happen during the Super Bowl's halftime show. Yeah, we know, that was literally a month ago. Relax. We've got to get back into the swing of things. It will happen. We hope.
Did you know that Beyblades are still a thing? What are Beyblades? Oh. Uh, just listen to the episode.
And we hope you all come over to our house this weekend to buy our tupperware. It's the only way our...
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February 19, 2021 • 75 mins
So, uh, yeah, Travis quit.
But no worries, we have a backup Pastor in the wings because every Pastor wants to be a part of our hot podcast. Right? RIGHT?!
Oh, no? They just feel bad for us? We'll take it!
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January 28, 2021 • 62 mins
We've hit an all time record of two weeks in a row! Don't get used to it!
In this episode Tom trains a dragon, Travis becomes a Santa Monica fortune teller, and Andrew regresses back into a child-like state because he can't adult right.
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January 21, 2021 • 65 mins
We've heard your cries and we are BACK! Now, we realize that this may mean even more of you will be crying, but that's a price we are willing to pay.
In this episode Travis convinces the other guys that Peacock TV is a worthy addition to their streaming devices, Andrew decides to cook up fried chicken using a Sega Genesis, and Tom picks a fight with a mountain!
Wanna join all of Tom's friends and blame him for all the terrible stuf...
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