Buried Gems
The internet is a treasure trove of original fiction! Here we dig through and try and find the next big thing.
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Sausage, Relish, Banana Pepper, Tomato, Onion, Mustard, Sauerkraut, Cole Slaw, Bun, Beef, Hamburger, CHICAGO
Come enjoy some poetry with Fancy Octopus and the prisoners of "Lost In narration" Matthew and Erik as they read "Chicago For Carl Sandberg" by James Bradley Macullum.
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WE FINALLY GO CAMPING. Come pitch some tents with FancyOctopus, ToxicGold, and Jake as we read some more "Of Yokai and Hopeless Romantics" by Pewternatural.
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The paint cracks on my baby blue wall. Chips fall upon me as I frown. "Babe hows the room coming along?" I here my wife call to me. "Going great, just need to grab some paint" I holler back across the fixer upper. "Well you better hurry... the Johnsons are coming over and I don't want to look a fool." Grimacing, I began my trek to the garage. About halfway down the stairs I slip upon some stair butter and tumble down the 3 flights....
I wobble up the hill, stumbling every few steps from the shackles around my ankles. Legionnaires surround me but none of them are willing to look me in the eyes. Upon reaching the top of the hill I'm forced to my knees and my neck is placed upon a stump. A stunning horse, with the torso of a woman with hair of gold atop, trots upon the hill up to the stump. In her hand I see my end, a gold hilted sword. I look up at the goddess. "Y...
I trip over bramble wires and gash open my good knee. "Crap" I mutter to myself as I get up to limp through the abandoned IKEA. I had to keep moving. Behind every turn there was more of... them. My only advantage was my speed and I couldn't afford to lose it. The moon shone brightly through the sun roof leaving behind stark shadows. Stepping quickly to the left, into the light, I turn and slam my shin into a... "Oh no!" I yelp. I q...
A Golden Transgression has stepped forth into the sacrificial pit. He removes his hood and looks up at us. We understand his loss and he understands its importance. I wipe tears collecting at the bridge of my nose as the incantation begins. A rhythmic chant " Muzzarella...Ricottaaa" starts off as a whisper. Slowly we all join in and it begins to crescendo. The Golden Transgression gets on one knee and lets out a sustained bellow sh...
The robotic eye stares me down coldly. Its pupil an unwavering void reminding me that I am being watched. I will never escape my prison of city blocks and 7-11s and it is here to remind me. My hot dog grows cold in my hands as an orange citizen sweeps up the trash on the corner a gold dumped from the back of their lambo. I sigh and look down at the flaccid pink dog in my hand slowly freezing. Thats when the bright dawn is blocked b...
Mommy always brings me my chicken nuggies. I need them to grow big and strong so I can become the ultimate gamer! Call of Duty, Halo, HAH mere child's play for an elite such as myself. I have stopped going to school or talking to friends. I NEED THE TIME TO GAME. Even walking spends extra gaming juices on my legs so I have mastered lizard crawling. Mommy stopped talking so much though and I am worried for her. She spends a lot of t...
I awake in the plane of darkness. I attempt to speak but I have no voice. My mouth begins patching over leaving a smooth flesh patch where my lips once were. I turn behind me and see my mortal enemies....Thomas, Charlie, and Proper Gent! "Did you think you could get away from us?" laughed Thomas. "Oh you're gonna pay for what you did" Charlie says as he creeps ahead of me with a ghoulish smile. Proper gent had snuck around me and f...
Who doesn't love a good prank? Oh when I replace my partners contact solution with vinegar it was quite a laugh HAH. Sure they won't talk to me and their doctor is furious, but they are just overly sensitive. Besides, I'll never get my come uppance because I am violently against learning.
Join the pranky bois: Fancy Octopus, Stave, Hyena, and Proper Gent, as they dive into "Prankster's Payback" by WaspSt1ng.
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To the surprise of no one, touching rocks is not a healthy life style. But you'll never stop me! Why I will touch this stones and place them where ever I darn please for it is my RIGHT. Everyone thinks they can just stop me from rubbing my stones in public....why they say its unnatural or disturbing....well I think they are disturbing and honestly I'm cooler than them anyway! Man its so hard being a rock collector.
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Love is truly in the air, or actually we want it to be but we can never truly grasp it. Instead we must carefully weigh our options and make an algorithm to determine if we should "love". We know a good love life is necessary part of school admission and we don't want to be expelled. We could never let something like emotions and spontaneity take hold and show us around. No, for we are Benihimie.
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Sierra was made in the eyes of her creator, Dr. Samuel. However she must strike out on her own as the government quickly kills her creator. She learns quickly that she must hide who she is from this world as sentient robots are outlawed. Luckily she finds she can confide with Jesus to help her ride out the troubled times.
Join Fancy Octopus, Proper Gent, Hyena, and Seth in the roller coaster epic "Sierra The Robot" by Typhon Omega ...
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Whats going to happen to Sierra next? Will Dave take her back? Will she be able to raise her alien baby? Join Fancy Octopus, Hyena, Proper gent and Seth in the next installment of "Sierra the Robot" by Typhon Omega 1138.
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Warning: Due to how we recorded this episode we recommend listening through speakers or over ear headphones.
Whats going to happen to Sierra next? Everything seems fine and dandy, but what new adventures will life throw her way. Join Fancy Octopus, Hyena, Proper gent and Seth in the next installment of "Sierra the Robot" by Typhon Omega 1138.
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Warning: Due to how we recorded this episode we recommend listening through speakers or over ear headphones.
Whats going to happen to Sierra next? She has shown her true self to the entire galaxy and societal change sometimes comes slows. Join Fancy Octopus, Hyena, Proper gent and Seth in the next installment of "Sierra the Robot" by Typhon Omega 1138.
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Garfield enraptures everyone that he approaches. It is merely the way of life that we have become accustomed to. Sadly, not everyone can be chosen by his orange. His glowing warmth filling your soul as he passes but you never truly get to sleep and envelope your soul in his aurora. For me that was the truth, until recently.
I was eating my lonely lunch at a local Italian joint. Only 2 stars, I was banned from the good restaurants f...
The well packaged fox scurried away from me. I, seeing a path towards redemption, a path towards fulfillment, a path towards food, hopped up and began to sprint. Each step was a step closer to my destiny, and I was going to reach the end!
Upon turning a tree I saw the ..... well not Fox per se.... laying there exhausted among the brush. She laid there looking at me, with a devilish grin and a gun pulled out from her side holster....
Its been a while since our last post. I have a good excuse though. You see... I went on a magical adventure through the deep forests of Michigan. Tasked on finding dinner for my family on the frontier of human civilization I dove into the upper peninsula.
Multiple days pass and I can only assume my entire family has perished due to my incompetence and so I decided to make a new life on the peninsula. So there I sat, still a mouse, ...
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Guests: Hyena, fanatic of black t-shit. Thomas, a scholar of the hair gel.
We have gathered here today to discuss the most powerful being we have ever known. We willingly submit to their charms for he surely knows the way. No one in this pious flock would ever deny his strategy. The women may strike him down, but it is merely because they have to yet to succumb to his powers. Even if they think they have left, the re...
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