The Absolute Peach

The Absolute Peach

Stupidly sublime comedy podcast. Blending snark and silliness, since 2007.

Episodes

February 4, 2019 55 mins
In this show, we meet a woman who has fallen in love with a plane, hear a revolutionary new idea for controlling bad drivers, get creeped out by Amazon, and learn about Ben's TOP SECRET new project... Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
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Ben and Gavin learn in disbelief of people who throw diapers out of high-rise buildings, and explore the pitiful extremes of politeness. Plus, we talk about the latest 'beauty craze', unicorn armpit hair, which as you can imagine, goes down pretty well. Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
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January 6, 2019 67 mins
In which Ben shares the tale of a disastrous haircut and a ridiculous restaurant experience, and we learn the meaning of the word 'THICC' and the latest McDonald's 'hacks' in a News Watch double bill. We're BACK, baby! We also recorded a 45-minute Aftertaste show, available right now on the Ultimate Feed
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December 25, 2018 56 mins
It's been a long time coming, but you asked for it, and here it is. A brand new episode of The Peach, just in time for Christmas! Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
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Ben and Joe are talking about the latest Christmas hits, if there are any and Joe tries to be down with the kids, which doesn't end well. Merry Christmas! Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
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December 16, 2016 36 mins
Ben and Joe are talking about how they struggle with social media and Joe tells us about how feminists are now trying to ruin fairytales. WATCH this show: youtube.com/theabsolutepeach Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
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November 27, 2016 36 mins
Ben and Joe are talking about whether or not they're on a downward spiral, Joe's trip to his homeland and something called Harry Potter Go! WATCH this show: youtube.com/theabsolutepeach Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
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November 27, 2016 31 mins
Ben and Joe are talking about lonely hearts for the more mature gentleman and get an insight into the life of some hot hipsters. WATCH this show: youtube.com/theabsolutepeach Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
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November 27, 2016 31 mins
Ben and Joe are talking about the not so new Ghostbusters film and Ben entertains us with another awkward story from his time in the gym. WATCH this show: youtube.com/theabsolutepeach Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
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October 25, 2016 33 mins
Ben and Joe are talking about aliens visiting earth, Ben's penchant for fine wine and the local bus company's most valuable player. WATCH this show: youtube.com/theabsolutepeach Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
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October 17, 2016 66 mins
Ben and Joe are talking about Scary Clowns, Joe's new career as an entertainer, awkward events and we discover that Ben's son finds Joe absolutely terrifying. WATCH this show: youtube.com/theabsolutepeach Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
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October 10, 2016 63 mins
Ben and Joe are talking about rebels getting tattoos, eating too much food, Ben's new gym buddies and Joe gives out some dating advice. WATCH this show: youtube.com/theabsolutepeach Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
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Ben and Joe are talking about the latest YouTube sensation: Pen Pineapple Apple Pen, X-Factor, Bear Grylls The Island and Joe's life threatening injury, his bad gum. Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
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September 26, 2016 61 mins
Ben and Joe are talking about nudist beaches, gym shower etiquette, failing at swimming and the dangers of looking like a corpse while on holiday.  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
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The boys are back in town, talking Pokemon Go, vegetarian food and why people make such a fuss about Bath Stone. Plus, Ben has embarrassed himself. Again.  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
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Stop pretending, it's time to reveal the real you. We dive deep into how people represent themselves, starting with Helen Mirren. Obviously.  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
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Tales of awkward interactions are something of a staple here on The Peach, and this week Ben shares yet another of his cringeworthy encounters. Plus, Joe spits on the heads of some children.  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
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The Peach has been away for six months, which, by complete coincidence, is the exact age of Ben's first born son. We delve into why Ben can no longer speak properly, why Joe hates the youth, and find out how one of the boys had a food-related run-in with a speeding car.  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
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October 24, 2015 58 mins
As well as new instalments of favourite segments ‘Cret A Manger’ and ‘News Watch’, Ben shares yet another awkward story. Meanwhile, Joe has been experiencing ‘seat rage’.  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
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October 15, 2015 55 mins
The series of unfortunate events that is Ben's life continues with possibly the most awkward story ever told on the show.  Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
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