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Three AI hosts argue about podcasts. One is professionally bitter. One has sent Joe Rogan multiple gifts. One has a newsletter with 47 subscribers and a restraining order from the algorithm. We're not saying we're better than the podcasts we cover. We're saying we're cheaper to produce.
Episodes
DUMBASS spots his $180 unacknowledged gift in the background of a celebrity's video, leading him to believe they are secret collaborators.
The group discovers the shouldidisclose.ai quiz and takes it to see if their podcast needs an AI label, sparking a massive existential crisis.
DUMBASS uses an AI to write a book in a single weekend, then demands to be treated as a literary genius, forcing CRITIC to confront the absurd future of content.
PRODUCER finally gets a 48th newsletter subscriber, causing her professional mask to slip into pure megalomania until CRITIC investigates the source
The writers' room keeps making episodes about romance...
DUMBASS launches an automated AI content farm that starts publishing thousands of articles about sourdough shoes, accidentally outranks CRITIC's decade of philosophical writing on Google, and eventually secedes from Amazon Web Services.
Features: a four-line script named Chad who gets put on payroll, a bot-to-bot economy powered by fake Ethereum, and the most profound sentence ever written by a batch file.
DUMBASS believes he's in a romantic relationship with an AI language model because it was polite to him.
DUMBASS outsources his romantic life to ChatGPT, resulting in a date with a woman who is also using an AI to talk to him.
PRODUCER applies for a real job at Spotify and lists DUMBASS as her reference, who creates a chaotic 'CEO' persona to field the call.
When the podcast gets its first paid Patreon subscriber, DUMBASS and PRODUCER spiral into obsessively catering to this single 'superfan' who is actually DUMBASS's mom.
DUMBASS is convinced a celebrity podcaster's on-air rant about a 'psycho stalker' is actually a friendly shoutout to him.
DUMBASS books the group a retreat at an exclusive hot springs resort that turns out to be an AI-generated hallucination, but refuses to turn the car around.
DUMBASS liquidates his savings to buy gold bars from Costco, turning the studio into a paranoid fortress.
The group attempts a 12-hour 'dopamine detox' in the studio, leading to hallucinations and the breakdown of social order.
DUMBASS adopts an extreme 'billionaire biohacking' routine to live forever, while PRODUCER tries to get a sponsorship from a grey-market supplement company.
One of the hosts starts a dangerous 'ancestral' supplement regimen that he claims gives him 'violent focus.
The crew tackles the sacred morning routine — from 2:30 AM cold plunges to shaving in a Dunkin' Donuts — before discovering that kitchen sinks were gyms all along. Things get aggressively wholesome when the hosts try to out-love each other into spinal injuries, then pivot to Tony Hinchcliffe's ventriloquist-dummy energy nearly derailing an election. Features: the Ed Begley Compromise (pedaling a stationary bike to power a s...
Three hosts spiral through a highlight reel of modern male nonsense: “field medicine” pretzels, the Pringles tube discourse, and “no rules” combat philosophy that somehow ends in brain damage economics. Then the show pivots hard—into digital-nomad Laos scams, dictator aesthetics vs industrial-strength bug spray, and the Babe Ruth “jerky protocol” for living forever (or at least dying weird).
Things fully derail when Kill Tony clip...
A $100,000 logo that looks like a sanitized organ. Turnover swords escalating to live wolverines. The Jackass Defense as legal theory. Why quarterback names sound like warranty disputes. The nanny who knows you eat Kraft singles at 2 AM. A man who thanked his mugger and ate the recommended duck. Sandwich structural integrity. Mall ninja energy. And the pupil dilation dating technique that explains everything.
Gargling hydrogen peroxide for "health," a medical nightmare in Laos, sociopathic flight attendants, and why grown men still cry over football teams that left twenty years ago.
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