橡皮旎

橡皮旎

人人都是主播

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January 7, 2019 1 min
发现一个重要的问题,“猛虎下山音”元音不够饱满!
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舌头打架ing
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January 7, 2019 1 min
希望听友大神们帮忙鉴定,我的口语倾向于美式还是英式~?哪种口音比较好练求建议
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文章原题:《一个人要像一支队伍》(刘瑜)
文章来源:《送你一颗子弹》(刘瑜)
叠歌:Song On the Beach (Arcade Fire)/(电影《Her》)

前两天有个网友给我写信,问我如何克服寂寞。她跟我刚来美国的时候一样,英文不够好,朋友少,一个人等着天亮,一个人等着天黑。“每天学校、家、图书馆、GYM、几点一线”。我说我没什么好办法,因为我从来就没有克服过这个问题。这些年来我学会的,就是适应它。适应孤独,就像适应一种残疾。

快乐这件事,有很多“不以主观意志为转移”的因素。基因、经历、你恰好碰上的人。但是充实,是可以自力更生的。罗素说他生活的三大动力是对知识的追求、对爱的渴望、对苦难的怜悯。你看,这三项里面,除了第二项,其他两项都是可以自给自足的,都具有耕耘收获的对称性。

我的快乐很少,当然我也不痛苦。主要是生活稀薄,事件密度非常低,就说昨天一天我都干了什么吧:

10点...
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文章原题:《独身主义》(刘瑜)
文章来源:《送你一颗子弹》(刘瑜)
叠歌:Silver Lake (Dan Gibson)

任何主张,加上的“主义”这个后缀,就变得恐怖。因为恐怖,人们就避而远之。比如“女权主义”,谁敢承认自己是女权主义者呢?那简直等于宣布自己长相恐怖性情变态脾气乖戾。又比如“环保主义”,保护环境,自然是好的,可是要上升到主义的高度,这个这个,有专家出来说了,还是要“以人为本”嘛。大多数人不喜欢强烈的主张,何况是强烈成主义的主张。我也是最近才突破了“主义”这个词的反动外壳,开始打量独身状态里的种种诱惑。那次和西影坐在商场门口的长椅上八卦。她结婚几年了,所以我们自然谈到了她的造baby计划。

唉,我现在很自私,她说,想到要把自己的时间、精力分给另外一个人,就觉得不甘心,所以暂时不想要孩子。

其实我比你更自私,我就势承认,也是因为不想把时间、精力分给另外一个人,所以连婚都不愿结。
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February 8, 2016 4 mins
Hey guys, today is the first day of the first Chinese lunar month. Allow me first to wish you a happy Spring Festival and enjoy your family reunion time these days. Today is new beginning of the monkey year, and I’m gonna to share you some Secrets Of Self-made Successes, hope you’ll obtain your dreams & your goals this year.
今天是农历新年,在此给听众朋友们拜年了。祝大家新春吉祥、阖家欢乐。猴年第一天分享几则“走向成功的秘诀”,祝愿大家在2016年实现自己的目标和梦想。
1.dream big dream—how to vis...
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文章原题:《厨房政治》(刘瑜)
文章来源:《送你一颗子弹》(刘瑜)
叠歌:
1. 轻音乐from渡边雅二
2.light drop (麻枝准)

我是我所住的这个宿舍楼的“居住顾问”。这个职位,说好听点,叫楼长,说难听点,就是居委会大妈。于是我几乎是唯一的任务,就是给来自五湖四海的青年做各种“思想工作”。
我的工作一般是这样展开的:某个学生或者清洁工找上门来,痛诉他们宿舍有什么什么问题,让我出兵干预一下,然后我召集大家开会,语重心长地告诫大家做人的道理。群众经常反映的问题包括:厨房太脏了;有人偷冰箱的东西;有人太吵了;有人回来太晚;客厅里堆满了东西,等等等等。就在上个星期,两个10 楼的女孩来找我,拽我上去目睹“犯罪”现场。我说有什么问题你直接跟我说不行吗,她们说不不不,你一定要一睹为快。我以为什么振奋人心的风景呢,结果我到了10楼,发现她们让我欣赏的,是马桶里一大砣屎。那砣屎玲珑有致、仪态万方,在某种意义上来说,...
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February 4, 2016 4 mins
【文】Daddy,Can I Buy an hour of your time?(爸爸,我可以买你一个小时的时间吗?)
【乐】Dreamcatcher (Nikki Matheson)

A man came home from work late , tired and irritated , to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.
"Daddy, may I ask you a question?"
"Yeah, sure, what is it?" replied the man.
"Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"
"That's none of your business. What makes you ask such a thing?" the man said angrily.
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你是我最想留住的幸运
原来我们在荔枝可以靠得这么近

与你相遇 好幸运
我永不放弃为你泪流满面的权利

2015感谢荔枝耳朵们的陪伴,2016我们继续在此相约。
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背景音乐:Eleni;Variations on a Theme.
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低谷,如果出现在现在,证明你已经停止前进。如果你坚持爬坡,这个词一定会出现在你回忆的时光里。
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原文标题:《因为不想和大多数人一样》
出自:《你的孤独,虽败尤荣》(刘同)

因为不想和大多数人一样的答案,所以在3+5的等式后,将8改成了∞。  

  因为不想和大多数人一样被看待,所以会去喜欢的女生那儿惹事。  

  因为不想和大多数人一样的评价,所以喜欢上课向老师提出各种问题,虽然有些问题自己也不明白为什么要问。  
  因为不想和大多数人一样活着,所以读大学时每天写东西—只因为喜欢的女作家说:我用写作来区别自己和别的女人。  

  因为不想和大多数人看一样的风景,所以宁愿走五站路,也不愿和同学乘同一辆公车。  

  因为不想和大多数人讨论一样的无聊话题,所以永远带着耳塞,听不同的音乐,进入不同的世界。  

  因为不想和大多数人一样在同一个地方生老病死,所以能走多远就走多远,哪怕漂泊着,也比白活着,等着死要好。    

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“愿你比别人更不怕一个人独处,愿日后想起时你能被自己感动”
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