My Wedding Industrial Complex

My Wedding Industrial Complex

The Wedding Podcast for People Who Are Afraid of Weddings

Episodes

BONUS: Another Link in the Spice Chain

September 18, 2018
Listen Here! UPDATE, UPDATE, UPDATE!  
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Episode 26: Reasons NOT to do The Thing! (Maybe Marriage Isn’t for You?)

September 11, 2018
Listen Here! “It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single person, in possession of whatever amount of fortune, doesn’t NECESSARILY want to get hitched. ” -Jane Austen, or something.   PS. Thank you so much for listening to our lil podcast about how wedding planning can sometimes suck real hard! We’re taking a brief…
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BONUS ROUND: Spice Chain!

September 4, 2018
Listen here! If you, or someone you love, is a Spice Chain, PLEASE email us and let us know. Is Liz being Punk’d? PROBABLY.
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Episode 25: Doin’ The Thing! Ceremonies!

September 4, 2018
Listen here! The wedding’s just around the corner, so Liz and Teagan talk the ins and outs of how to actually do the wedding bit of being wed! But in the meantime, they also talk the commodification of self-care, making your dog an officiant, and the benefits of being a Dudas Priest.
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Episode 24: Le Honeymoon, Ooh La La!

August 28, 2018
Listen Here! Liz listened to a very earnest pitch on pots and pans in pursuit of a “free” honeymoon, and now you can hear about it so  you don’t have to watch a man cook chicken! You’re welcome, America!
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Episode 23: The B-Word

August 21, 2018
Listen Here! This week, we talk the B-word. That’s right. The B-word, the dreaded word that brides get called when they’re just tryin’ to do their best in a patriarchy-trap. You guessed it, that word is BUTTHOLE. JK, JK, it’s Bridezilla. But maybe we should call people being buttholes for their wedding buttholes instead of…
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A Brief Break

August 14, 2018
Listen Here! Hello All. Unfortunately, Liz’s family got some very sad news this past week, which meant there’s no new episode. Stay tuned, Liz and Teagan will be back soon! In the meantime, let’s revisit the first episode and see how far we’ve come! Countdown to the wedding is 24 days to go!
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Episode 22: Guestiquette

August 7, 2018
Listen Here! This week, Teagan and Liz take a brief break from shouting about being a person getting wedding-ed and the patriarchy to spend some time talking about GOING to a wedding and the patriarchy. How should one be a wedding guest? Here’s a hint- don’t spit blood on the bride!
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Episode 21: Say My Name, Say My Name

July 31, 2018
Listen here! Name-changing is a sticky subject, especially when changing your name means you will share a moniker with a very famous actress-lady. As per usual, patriarchy makes things more complicated than they have to be.
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Episode 20: Mothers-in-Law

July 25, 2018
Listen Here! This week, it’s Liz and Damon, chatting about Mothers-in-Law, sitcoms, and sitcomy-mothers-in-law.
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Episode 19: Everyone Knows About Your Wedding Underpants

July 18, 2018
Listen Here! I don’t know if you thought maybe that underpants would be the part of wedding planning that was easy and not totally fraught with outdated societal pressures, but IF YOU DID, I have bad news for you!  
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Episode 18: FATIGUE and a Lovely Centerpiece

July 10, 2018
Listen Here! We’re getting down to the wire on this wedding, folks, and Liz. Is. TIRED. But there’s still so much to do! Like, picking out decorations! This week, we mostly discuss decor! Have a theme, if you want! But as always, #dowhatyoucanafford
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Episode 17: Gimme Gimme (Some Tasteful Gifts)

July 3, 2018
Listen Here! Today, joined again by Damon, the ladies are discussing wedding registries, and how asking for gifts can feel a little itchy, but is actually kind of a nice thing. 24/7/365 Registries for All!  
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Episode 16: How Does that Make you Feel? (Couples Counseling)

June 26, 2018
Listen Here! Joined once again by Fiance-in-Chief Damon, Liz and Teagan talk pre-marital counseling, Damon and Liz’s experiences during it, how to find a therapist yourself (with some unfortunately named websites), and how to just dang communicate with the person or peoples you love! Notes: Liz and Damon searched for a therapist on the poorly-named…
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Episode 15: Nothing Bundt Cakes!

June 19, 2018
Listen Here! We’re talking CAKES. We’re talkin’ DONUTS. We’re talking OPPRESSIVE CAKE TOPPERS that we LOATHE. Covering all our bases this week, let’s talk about Wedding Desserts! (Best accompanied by a giant cheese wheel cake, or, failing that, a cupcake. Of your choosing!)
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Episode 14: Sweet, Sweet Music

June 12, 2018
Listen Here! This week, Teagan is mysteriously absent (don’t worry, she will return!), but keeping the co-host seat warm is Alison, Maid of Honor and Most Honorable Sister of the Bride. And lemme tell you, she has some OPINIONS about Pachelbel’s Canon. Don’t think you know that one? Guarantee you, you do. Sisters talkin music…
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Episode 13: Grooming!

June 5, 2018
Listen Here! This week, we’re talking dude stuff with Liz’s number one favorite dude, her fiance, Damon! We discuss suits, and suit shopping experiences, rental shoes, and Lisa Frank. (Any recommendations for a Lisa Frank tie very welcome.)  
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Episode 12: What Do Brides Even Look Like, Anyway?

May 29, 2018
Listen Here! This one gets deep, my friends. A warning here to anyone who may not feel comfortable listening to talk of weight loss or diets (although we tend to skew, probably unsurprisingly, to the, “you’re great just the way you are!” side of the coin). We talk the good ole (nope, we hate it)…
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Episode 11: Did You Hear About That Royal Wedding?

May 22, 2018
Listen Here! Teagan and Liz gently take down the monarchy, one crummy Lifetime movie at a time. We did our research this time, folks, even if it sure doesn’t sound like it. Happy nuptials, Harry and Meghan! Hope your romance was just as schmaltzy as that dramatization that Liz bought from Lifetime on YouTube. Also,…
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Episode 10: Wedding Rumspringa (Bachelor/ette Parties)

May 15, 2018
Listen Here! Teagan and Liz try hard not to yuck anyone’s yums, but man, nothing less fun-sounding than wearing a penis hat in public. Bottom line, be kind and considerate and don’t forget that other people exist, and then after that, go have a fun party! NOTES! “How Nashville Became One Big Bachelorette Party” on…
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