Horror Vanguard
Ash and Jon are your guides as we delve through the crypts of Leftist politics and Horror films
Episodes
December 16, 2025 • 70 mins
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HV Classic goes undercover into the deregulated confections industry to break the story on the horrible abuses behind your favorite Willy Wonka brand candies. Can we find some proto-utopian prefigurations in this post-scarcity candyland or is it all dystopian refuse and chocolate runoff?
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December 7, 2025 • 72 mins
We've exited the nightmare podcast factory and we've got a special plan for this episode. Is our work yet done? What is the conspiracy against the eel-race? Are my Thomas Ligotti puns pictures from the apocalypse or are they paradoxes from hell?
Your (g)hosts review A Cure for Wellness and get to the bottom of one slimy eel pit of cinematic discourse!
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October 31, 2025 • 834 mins
Chapter 2: Our heroes quest for answers. A villain falls prey to their own schemes. A surprise visit brings the dawn.
Films Reviewed:
The Amityville Horror (1979)
Amityville II: The Possession
Amityville 3D
Amityville 4: The Evil Returns
Amityville: The Curse
Amityville: It’s About Time
Amityville: A New Generation
Amityville: Dollhouse
The Amityville Horror (2005)
Amityville: Awakening
The Amityville Haunting
The Amityville ...
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Chapter 1: A hero returns with an unfamiliar face. A villain reveals their hands. Old comrades ride out against this new threat.
Films Reviewed:
The Amityville Horror (1979)
Amityville II: The Possession
Amityville 3D
Amityville 4: The Evil Returns
Amityville: The Curse
Amityville: It’s About Time
Amityville: A New Generation
Amityville: Dollhouse
The Amityville Horror (2005)
Amityville: Awakening
The Amityville Haunting
The A...
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October 28, 2025 • 71 mins
Finally, a right-wing podcast for the grindset horror fans. Join Kyle and Kay, who have always been the hosts of this specific podcast as they discuss UNTILL DAWN. Finally the only two cultural forms - movies and a strange thing call video games - collide.
Welcome to ALL HORRORS ARE VANGUARD
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October 2, 2025 • 61 mins
As Jon takes to the road driven by strange psychic messages from the Jervas Dudley Centre for Xenophilology and Psychogeography (probably), the HV (g)hosts take on their newest challenge: a contemporary horror movie.
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September 22, 2025 • 73 mins
Jon and Kyle sit down to talk about Tobe Hooper's first movie, Eggshells.
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September 12, 2025 • 77 mins
After surviving the Pepsi Agony, the Kyle-satz Haderac embarks on a cinematic adventure with Reverend Mother Ashley Helen Mohiam and Jon Idaho to discovery the mystery of what's happening to all of the magic and poorly explained precognitive South American spiders.
Brave the Bai Waters of Life and join in their quest as we discuss: Madame Web!
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September 4, 2025 • 63 mins
Join us for a discussion of all things home improvement.
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August 21, 2025 • 63 mins
Join us in this joyful jaunt into early modern history.
An important content note: this one is very much concerned with serious depression.
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August 15, 2025 • 56 mins
A true movies rock moment
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August 6, 2025 • 82 mins
Movie reviews with Hideo Kojima.
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July 27, 2025 • 11 mins
In order to discuss scary spiders, we must first turn our attention to tech investing in San Francisco.
You can get access to this bonus episode and our entire back catalogue of bonus episodes on our Patreon page which is a thing you should do irrespective of your fear or love of larger-than-average spiders. Patreon.com/horrorvanguard if you dare.
Discuss your favorite types of animal-centered horror films that are actually pro...
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July 26, 2025 • 5 mins
The taxidermy owls aren't what they seem.
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www.horrorvanguard.com (It would have been up this week, but I accidentally let it sink into a mire.)
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July 23, 2025 • 99 mins
Check out librarypunk: https://www.librarypunk.gay
You can listen to us discuss The Day After Tomorrow today with the entire librarypunk crew!
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July 22, 2025 • 96 mins
Sonic the Hedgehog
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June 24, 2025 • 75 mins
Kyle and Jon continue their tenure as the HV tech-priests during the Age of Apps.
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June 13, 2025 • 73 mins
We very nearly made this episode a clip show of the last three Friday the 13th reviews. Sustainability at its finest!
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Get the full episode (and quite possibly future discussions on mammalian sea life on our Patreon page!
It's a Jaws Ripoff Isekaied into Moby Dick by way of Taxi Driver with the plot structure of Dragonball Z and the cultural poise of The Exorcist with a touch of Star Trek. This movie is incredible.
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May 20, 2025 • 96 mins
What do we make of the politics of FFVII's Avalanche? What game design fundamentals does The Golden Saucer teach us? How will Ash and Kyle unpack the idiosyncrasies of play experience and narrative design against the backdrop of larger, political and material, conversations? All of this and more in... a review of 1985's House?
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