Weird AF News
Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
Episodes
Chinese hotel told wake-up service involving red pandas climbing onto guest beds must cease. Syringe attacks during France music festival leave 145 jabbed and several hospitalised. Lollipop man banned from giving children high fives because it upsets drivers. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.me...
Taiwanese parents hire pole dancers to celebrate son's graduation, police intervene to disperse crowd. Disneyland Paris calls in police over alleged fake wedding with child bride. Dozens attend the Hetero Awesome Fest in Idaho. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the...
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman (and Karen) arrested for off-road tailgating teen on an e-bike. Floridaman Urinates on $10k Worth of Spam and Vienna Sausages at a Sam's Club. Florida attorney general pitches ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ to hold migrants. Argument over mangos ends with Florida man pulling gun. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.co...
Fake dentist gave root canals after reading online instructions. Man finds out he was married without his knowledge, ex-girlfriend arrested. ‘No bra, no exam’ as Nigerian university sparks outrage over bra checks before exams. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the offi...
Liquid Death Is Selling Iced Tea Cans Containing Ozzy Osbourne’s DNA. Download festivalgoers warned against making accidental 999 calls from moshpit. Hammerhead shark falls from sky onto disc golf course in South Carolina. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the offici...
Family challenges 84-year-old woman’s will after $1M left to her male escort companion. People urged to report crop circles to police. Visitors and influencers throng Air India crash site, take selfies near aircraft wreckage. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the offic...
Amusement park in Ohio warns parkgoers to keep mouths closed on the rides because of cicadas. Struggling bargain chain Poundland sold for a pound. Ghana Drunkard Associate warns government to bring down liquor prices or else. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the offic...
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman posed as a flight attendant to score more than 100 free flights. Floridaman tried to pay for intercourse at a strip club then called 911 to complain about not receiving services. Ron DeSantis Says Floridians Have Right to Hit Protesters With Cars. Naked Floridaman with a junk pump arrested near Ocala gas station. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jone...
Brazilian comedian sentenced to jail for jokes about race, weight and gender. German politician removes clothes and asks citizens to join him on swingers trip in France. New laws punish bad drivers with tech that forces cars to go the speed limit. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/...
Mule-riding Kentucky man accused of unleashing a raccoon inside bar after being turned away. Leaders of Orgasmic Meditation women's wellness company convicted of forced labor. Students in Nigeria are selling eggs and sperm to pay college tuition. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.c...
German cathedral is sorry for having a naked chicken dance production by the altar. Woman in China sends 1,000 kg of onions to her ex-boyfriend's doorstep to make him cry. Reported Bigfoot sighting prompts cannabis dispensary to offer a free preroll for photographic proof. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://...
TSA urges people to stop trying to use a Costco card as their official REAL ID. Japanese city pays people to stand on escalators for six hours a day. Group protests over goldfish races in San Diego. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://Weird...
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Police: Floridaman locked employees inside a restaurant and demanded $6 million over Netflix documentary. Florida woman sprays bear mace at neighbor's children playing with bubbles. Florida woman accused of attacking child on plane who called her 'Miss Piggy'. Florida man caught pleasuring himself at a bus stop tells police he's Captain Kirk from Star Trek. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Pa...
A 200-year-old condom decorated with erotic art goes on display in famous Dutch museum. Fried chicken-flavored toothpaste sells out shortly after it's introduced. Bird Feeders Banned in New Jersey Town As Legislators Push for State Ban. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Chec...
Mom ‘attacks principal and superintendent’ after being called to school to discuss daughter’s fighting. AI Startup Company Revealed to Be 700 Indian Employees Pretending to Be Chatbots. Thai Chicken Secures Place as NASA Astronaut Food. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check ...
British Airways flight attendant found naked and dancing in business class bathroom after taking drugs. New mother wins 100-kilometre ultra marathon run despite breast feeding her six-month-old daughter three times on the way. Man accused of breaking into home and licking woman’s toes while she slept. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/f...
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman claims he’s Jesus, kisses a minor in gym locker room. Floridaman Sentenced to 30 Days for Shooting and Poisoning Dolphins. DeSantis signs bill to allow transactions using gold and silver in Florida. Meth-crazed Florida man is bitten by alligator, charges at cops with garden shears before he’s shot dead in wild series of events. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnew...
Hikers Called 911 Over ‘Dead’ Friend, Turns Out They Were Just High on Mushrooms. Japan finally has a sumo champion after years of Mongolian dominance. Belgians accused of ‘stealing wind’ from the Dutch. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://We...
Japan cracks down on weird baby names like Pudding and Pikachu. Cinema ceiling falls on woman during Final Destination: Bloodlines screening in Argentina. 24 year old adult impersonated 17-year-old high school student. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official web...
Young American men are joining Russian churches promising 'absurd levels of manliness'. Amazon tribe sues New York Times over story it says led to p@rn addict claims. Drunk and Lost: Man Spends Hours with Rescue Team Searching for Himself. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.co...
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