What would Brian Bevan say

What would Brian Bevan say

Award winning podcast - now with just a quarter of its original listeners. Please help us to continue to produce more content by buying us a pint at www.patreon.com/whatbevan

Episodes

July 28, 2026 97 mins
Warrington click for 51 minutes, but Sam’s statistics confirm what many feared: that’s it for the season. Dennis feeds Karl Fitzpatrick’s end of season statements into the What WouldBevan translation generator, while Rob continues his quest to raise his core strength above mashed potato. Plus, Daniel is back with his number one in Wire's Top 30 Summer Rugby Countdown and George walks the boards at The Globe. ...
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Following, you know, the loss to Wigan, the podcast, you know, thinks it knows all the answers. Rob, you know, turns recruitment guru and decides he could probably do, you know, a better job himself. Sam compares, you know, the new NRL TV deal, you know, with Super League and somehow, you know, manages to relate it to his own, you know, cash flow. Dennis calls, you know, everyone’s bluff by taking, you know, a fresh loo...

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After Warrington fail with their tricks at Magic Weekend, the podcasters’ focus starts to wander. However, Sam still manages to find some positives in his shitistics following a pep talk at Altrincham Market, Dennis goes in search of a new theme tune for Wire and Rob questions why the Dodgems have gone woke. Plus, Daniel returns with his number three, before the sitcom heads to the circus. Enjoy.

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June 23, 2026 59 mins

As Warrington suffer humiliation in their defeat to Leeds, Rob flies off the handle. Was he right, or was it just because he forgot to have his massive morning shit before recording? Sam desperately tries to find a positive but comes up empty, though he does deliver real-time analysis of the game. Meanwhile, Dennis investigates crop circles, wondering if the gap in Burgess’ media training is just a pattern in the wheat. ...

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June 16, 2026 71 mins

Following Warrington’s impressive victory away at St Helens, the podcast returns in buoyant mood. Sam delves into the numbers behind Warrington’s homegrown talent, while Dennis battles both his glasses and an increasingly questionable Robin Day impression. Meanwhile, Rob investigates the curious world of knighthoods and uncovers some surprising statistics behind those who have knelt before the sword. Plus, Daniel ...

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With very little to get enthusiastic about in Warrington's laborious win over Dull, the podcast turns to percentages. Sam has an incredible stat on Max Wood, questioning why on earth has he been dispatched on loan? Dennis acts out his tackle gags and is ever so excited about the FIFA World Cup, while Rob questions why he’s desperately short of the national UK intercourse longevity average. Plus, Daniel stretches out his...

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June 2, 2026 87 mins

As Warrington beat Bradford on a scorching afternoon, Dennis begins exploring alternative drinking venues for the Magic Weekend, Sam feels the radiation from a nuclear power station and Rob’s reactor reacts to absolutely nothing following a blissful 5-star holiday in tropical North Queensland. Plus, Daniel’s Top 10 returns despite there being no ordinary players and the sitcom is hit for six! Enjoy.

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May 19, 2026 78 mins

Following a victory in France celebrated with a wine from a region 300 kilometres away, the podcast asks questions about Wire’s second half performances. Dennis scans an excellent idea, Sam secures his first commission and Rob quizckly lands a big fish. Plus, Daniel’s countdown enters the top ten and there’s a challenging workshop over at the sitcom. Enjoy… and hey, become a patron. 

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May 13, 2026 90 mins

Following Wire’s exit from the Challenge Cup, the podcast turns to physics with an equation of mass over density. Dennis returns from a trip to a 24ft chalky shaft, Sam serves up chicken and one-and-a-half portions of Laydell soup and Rob reveals he has absolutely no core strength whatsoever amd has his rant edited out of the episode. Plus, is Tyrone May the answer to the Captain’s Challenge? Daniel goes from 3 to...

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April 28, 2026 91 mins

As Wire mastermind a victory over the pie eaters, the podcast takes a closer look at whether Warrington’s pegs are in the correct order. With Mrs Sankey away, Sam finally finds time for a decent shitistic and looks set to be podcast employee of the week, before his betting scam. Dennis couldn’t care less about the international game and tells a gruesome story about a matador, while Rob suffers an injury on a B&...

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April 21, 2026 80 mins

With Sidekick Steve’s move to Hull now confirmed, we ask the question Stuart Pyke forgot to ask… has his effect on the team already worn off? Meanwhile, Dennis becomes a granddad, Sam pauses longer than a captain’s challenge and Rob would prefer it up the arse than a poke in the eye. Plus, there’s a Tony Meo colour clash, a close encounter of the HJ kind and Daniel continues his player countdown from ...

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Time to review not one, not two, but three Warrington matches. Yes.... the podcast returns following its Easter break, with Dennis saving fuel but still touching a UFO, Sam actually enjoying a game & due to sobriety, pays Fitzy a compliment and Rob reminisces about an AIDS scare in Croatia whilst courting Elaine from Doncaster. Plus, Daniel’s back with his player countdown and the sitcom, thanks to some excellent sc...

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March 24, 2026 89 mins
It’s four from four… so has there ever been a more positive year of What Would Brian Bevan Say podcast podding? Yes, sit back and relax in the company of Sam’s completely made-up but confident shitistics, Dennis’ techno tackle gags and Rob’s micro penis. Plus, there’s a crucifixion on the sitcom and Daniel returns with more of his player countdown. Enjoy. www.patreon.com/whatbevan

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Will you have the attrition to make it through the episode? Yes a new low, even by WhatBevan standards. Firstly Sam’s shitistics come with no numbers whatsoever, then Dennis flogs tenuous film star gags and finally Rob takes the lead at Crufts. Enjoy.... oh and become a patron at www.patreon.com/whatbevan

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March 3, 2026 73 mins

Following two solid wins, the podcast delves into why Wire’s performances have improved. Could it be the new communal dining experience, or perhaps the Halliwell Jones lightshow as it continues to affect the neurodiverse fan base? Either way, buy your ticket for the HJ Express ( oh.. and maybe one more to become a patron) and join 'What Would Brian Bevan Say' as we depart from the platform Fitzy mediocrity. Enjoy.

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February 17, 2026 83 mins

Join us on a hyped-up episode. Yes, following Wire’s magnificent opening win, there’s nothing but positivity as the podders illuminate a Professor Broomhead-initiated game review, a salsa-fuelled bobsleigh team, a remarkable sober Sam Sankey, Rob’s replica Hockney, and more of Dennis’ wedding celebrations (just don’t mention Gary Glitter). Enjoy.

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February 3, 2026 116 mins

With Dennis still loved up and Mr Sankey still thawing out his calculator from his hibernation, it’s left for Rob to take to the air and cover the Leigh match. Yes, settle back for nearly two hours of uninformative nonsense as the podcast returns for Season 8! Oh… and please become a patron — look, look, the links below. Enjoy.

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October 14, 2025 102 mins
The podcast signs off for another year. A huge thank you to all our listeners — but especially to our Patrons. THANK YOU. Without you, this shite wouldn’t be possible. 

Become a patron please at www.patreon.com/whatbevan

See you all next year!
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September 16, 2025 98 mins
As the players find themselves out of their depth, the podcast takes a plunge behind the scenes. So lap of it up and dive right in as we freestyle until the end of the season.

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September 2, 2025 98 mins
Don’t worry, we’re nearly there. Yes, that’s right, yet another podcast episode regurgitating the same old nonsense. Who gives a shit anymore? We don’t! Enjoy.
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