Matt D’Elia Is Confused

Matt D’Elia Is Confused

With guests that range from icons to outliers, host Matt D’Elia talks to anyone who can help him understand things that confuse him, make him laugh, or just plain trouble him. If you ever look out at the world and think “what the hell is happening?” then this podcast is for you.

Episodes

Sunday Service™ | Pride Month In God’s Country

June 13, 2021 • 47 mins
Happy Pride Month to all— even the asshead Christians who are extremely mad about the existence of Pride Month! Listen in as Pastor M. Diesel tackles homophobic pastors, breaks down the illogical anticipation Christians have for the always-coming but never-actually-arriving ‘rapture’, and illustrates the absurdity of those who claim to communicate with god.
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Sunday Service™ | Prayers & Praying

June 6, 2021 • 37 mins
In today’s Sunday Service, Pastor M. Diesel examines the practice of praying— and finds that it does not require a rigorous examination to come to the conclusion that praying does not work at all ever under any circumstance! Listen now as Pastor M. breaks down all the ways in which praying is complete and utter bullshit! In the name of the father, the son, and the holy podcast— (K)A(Y)MEN!
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Disagreements & Dumbness

June 4, 2021 • 42 mins
In today’s episode Matt does his best to convince you that disagreeing is not only fun— but also life-affirming. Other topics include but are not limited to: the age of nonsense we are currently living through, some of the more nonsensical news stories and developments over the course of the past week (including the single most nonsensical thing that has happened in recent memory)— and the fine line between acceptable and unaccepta...
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Sunday Service™ | Civil Wars & Rods of Iron

May 30, 2021 • 51 mins
Don’t pray— just hit play! ⛪️🙏🏽🙏🏾🙏🏿⛪️
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Sex Tapes & Lab Leaks

May 27, 2021 • 46 mins
In today’s episode Matt covers a wide variety of topics, from Scott Stapp’s sex tape (and the implications thereof) to the possibility that COVID escaped from a lab (and the implications thereof). Enjoy!
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Sunday Service™ | Bad Metaphors & The Bicameral Mind

May 23, 2021 • 39 mins
It’s that time again! ⛪️🙏🏼🙏🏽🙏🏾🙏🏿🛐
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Gross Advertising & The Age Of Insecurity

May 21, 2021 • 48 mins
In today’s episode Matt touches on a wide range of topics, including but not limited to: the ‘me rn’ mugs that are FINALLY for sale at the MDIC merch store (weeeeeee!), his experience getting Vax Shot #2, some truly fucking disgusting advertising campaigns for ‘male grooming’ products— and in the second half of the episode he breaks down an extremely thought-provoking article written by former (and hopefully soon-to-return) MDIC gu...
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Sunday Service™ | Mean Christians & The Name ‘Todd’

May 16, 2021 • 40 mins
In the name of the father, the son, and the holy podcast— AMEN! Rejoice, for this week’s Sunday Service™ with Pastor M. Diesel is upon us! 🙏🏼🙏🏽🙏🏾🙏🏿
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Vaccine Skepticism & Eric Clapton

May 14, 2021 • 41 mins
This week’s MDIC, comin’ at ya— just in time for the weekend! As the title suggests, Matt covers what the conspiratorial anti-vax crowd is up to lately, Eric Clapton’s new shitty anti-lockdown song— and much more!
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Sunday Service™ | Prophecies & Meth

May 9, 2021 • 47 mins
A particularly ungodly Sunday Service™ with Pastor M. Diesel!
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Old Movies & Anti-Vaxxers

May 6, 2021 • 45 mins
In this episode Matt touches on a wide array of topics, including but not limited to: what it’s really like being M. Diesel, the importance of catchphrases, the genius of Little Richard, why Hollywood insists on remaking and rebooting movies instead of coming up with new ideas, why couples in old movies sleep in separate beds, the hypocrisy of the anti-vax crowd, why Tucker Carlson still sucks a whole lot, and more!
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Sunday Service™ | Blood Of Jesus!

May 2, 2021 • 46 mins
Another Sunday Service™ with Pastor M. Diesel! Praise be! ⛪️🙏🏼🛐
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Algorithms & Virtue Signaling

April 29, 2021 • 42 mins
Matt outlines a handful of things that have been confusing and / or upsetting him lately, including but not limited to: how / why the Apple News app is so terrible, how / why many major corporations could have (but did not) help us get through the pandemic faster and safer, how / why social media & search engine algorithms are ruining our lives instead of making our lives better, how / why people who virtue-signal about the COVID-1...
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Sunday Service™ | Baby Jesus & The Academy Awards

April 25, 2021 • 71 mins
Another fresh Sunday Service™ for you! Full of insane prophets making insane prophecies, a literal breakdown of the supposed ‘immaculate conception’ of baby Jesus, and of course some bangin’ ass church music. Plus, at the end of the episode Matt covers the Oscars, why he didn’t see any of the nominated movies, and lets us in on the sick ass shit he HAS been watching over the course of the last year.
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Sunday Service™ | Jesus Is A Friend Of Mine!

April 18, 2021 • 67 mins
Another Sunday Service™! “The best Sunday Service™ yet!” — Matt D’Elia (aka Pastor M. Diesel)
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DMX & Khloe Kardashian

April 10, 2021 • 63 mins
In this episode Matt touches on a wide range of topics, including but not limited to: DMX’s untimely passing, Khloe Kardashian’s run-in with the impossible beauty standards she has helped create, why all dogs should be at least a little fat, Yelp reviews and what they say about our immense loneliness, superhero movies and why everyone still watches them even though they’re the same thing over and over and over again— and Jordan Pet...
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Sunday Service™ | Easter Edition

April 4, 2021 • 67 mins
HE IS RISEN! Matt’s back with his second consecutive Sunday Service™, right on time for Easter. Celebrate this extremely holy day the right way... fuck church, listen now! 🙏🏼🙌🏼🙏🏼
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Sunday Service™ | The Return

March 28, 2021 • 64 mins
HALLELUJAH, Sunday Service™ is back! 🙌🏼👼🏼🙌🏼
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Marijuana & Bruce Springsteen

March 19, 2021 • 65 mins
In this episode Matt discusses the horrifying domestic terrorist attack that took place in Georgia earlier this week, and breaks down one of the major reasons there’s been such a massive uptick in hate crimes against Asian-Americans over the course of the last year. (Hint: the guy who coined the race-baiting term ‘China Virus’ has something to do with it.) Other topics Matt covers in today’s episode: what happens to our brains as w...
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Guilty Pleasures & The Royal Family

March 10, 2021 • 60 mins
In this episode Matt examines the term ‘guilty pleasure’ and what people really mean when they say it, solves the age-old problem of two people faced with a decision that both people insist the other person should make, questions why anyone admires (or even cares about) the British monarchy anymore— and on the subject of The Royal Family, Matt also spends a good amount of time covering the global response to the news of their racis...
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