The Last Post

Still circling the smouldering ashes in her spaceship, Alice Fraser checks in with two more apocalypse survivors in the latest installment of The Last Post. 

Flapjack lumberjack Alison Spittle has taken it upon herself, along with her silent sidekick Jeff, to hunt down and convince the apocalypse non-believers of the undeniable truth. 

While time scientist and live action historian Matt Kirshen explains a few of the...

Host Alice Fraser checks in with apocalypse survivors Helen Zaltzman and disgraced yoga instructress Charlie George this month. 

Helen is roaming the lands looking for a home, while Charlie reports on holidays in the apocalypse and the ground battles between Gen Z and millennials.

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Host Alice Fraser checks in with celebrity celebrity Andrew Zaltzman and disgraced royal John-Luke Roberts for a very special post-apocalypse live show recorded with an online audience. 

How is Andrew adapting in a post-celebrity era and, even more importantly, what is the latest situation with sport? As John-Luke now shares the throne with King Arthur, how is the job share working out? And how is their new language co...

Join Alice Fraser in her orbiting space station as she catches up with Comandante Nato Green who has the latest on the war effort in the post-apocalyptic wastelands, as the revolutionary army roams the land. 

Then hear from intergalactic space lawyer Anuvab Pal, now residing on Mars and representing Elon Musk - get all the news on Musk and his micro-chipped pigs, and an update on Melania Trump and her Calvin Klein models.

We rejoin Alice Fraser in her orbiting space station as she makes contact with the survivors from the apocalypse - this month, Tiff Stevenson and James Nokise. 

How is Tiff's bunker shaping up? Which people has she teamed up with in there? And does she have plentiful supplies of baby oil for that one guy in particular? 

Meanwhile in New Zealand, just off New New Zealand, how has James reacted to the end of days? He ...

As Alice Fraser surveys the smouldering ashes of the apocalypse from her space station, she connects with tech bajillionaire Josh Gondelman and former child star Gareth Reynolds to see how they are adapting to the post-apocalyptic landscape. 

What has happened with Josh's fortune? Does money even exist any more? How has Gareth managed to survive and thrive in the new world? How valuable a commodity is half a glass of water?...

As the dragonchild circles overhead, scorching the lands - avoiding the cricket grounds of course - celebrity celebrity Andrew Zaltzman joins Alice Fraser to reflect on how lucky we are to live through, or at least up until, an apocalypse. 

Hear what happened when Andrew had now-awoken sleeper King Arthur onto his chat show, where he told him what he makes of modern-day England, including the set-up at Parliament and quanti...

As the imminent apocalypse looms large, Alice Fraser caught a moment with on-the-run unsuccessful children's party Neil Gaiman impersonator and successful Neil Gaiman ghostwriter Neil Gaiman after he escaped the suspiciously over-friendly winter solstice celebrations on Summerisle, in the independent biodome formerly known as Scotland. 

Neil first aired his curiosity in the local tradition in episode 336 (Scotland news), be...

As the year 2020 hurtles to a close, the negotiations with the space-time continuum glitch that delivers this podcast to at least one other dimension have reached a critical point. Comandante Nato Green, union organiser and negotiation expert, tells us what to expect. 

If you're with us at this stage, there's every chance you know what Nato is about. If you missed any episodes over the holiday period though, do pop back and...

As the octopus people of New New Zealand emerge from the seas, celebrity celebrity Andrew Zaltzman ponders the future relationship between humans and cephalopods. What happens with their voting rights when in international waters, or in the contested fishing seas surrounding the UK? Are they communists? And is the whole octopus people story just a hoax anyway?

If you enjoyed Andrew today, then press play any episode of 2020 at r...

It's always nice to get a surprise present on Boxing Day, right?

We give you a veritable selection box of festive cheer! Eat too much yesterday? Then quench your thirst with Alice Fraser singing some delightful half-a-glass-of-water Christmas carol advertisements, plus hear some little bonus stocking fillers, silly noises and reminders of the glorious year of The Last Post.  

'The Pipes of a damn Angel' - The A...

Wait, what happened there? Are we back? Is this the apocalypse? 

In part two of the first-ever live The Last Post - recorded in front of an audience of loyal Posters - Alice Fraser was joined by flapjack lumberjack Alison Spittle, tech bajillionaire Josh Gondelman, and time scientist Matt Kirshen.

As dragons circle the land, octopus people emerge from the seas, and sleepers from history return in our time of greates...

With the Morgan-Johnson human/weredragon offspring circling overhead, and the Welsh dragon potentially seeking a rematch, who are the socialist revolutionaries siding with? 

Nato Green, Leader of the People's Army of the People United, joins Alice Fraser to draw his battle lines in the scorched lands of Britain. 

If none of this makes any sense, or even if it actually does, then it's well worth (re)listening to ever...

King Arthur has arriven! Arriven? Arriven. John-Luke Roberts and Alice Fraser cross swords on the show today, as the recently-rediscovered royal covered surprise night-time knighting and, more significantly, the awakening of King Arthur, who has returned in our hour of greatest need. 

To hear more of the crazy goings-on of the past couple of weeks, you'd do well to (re)listen to every episode from 342 (Dragon news) onwards ...

Alice Fraser is joined by flapjack lumberjack Alison Spittle, tech bajillionaire Josh Gondelman, time scientist Matt Kirshen, plus a rare appearance from the increasingly-resentful glitch in the space-time continuum! This is part one of the live video show recorded on 20th December (ish).

Together they discussed some huge events - the birth of the Piers Morgan and Boris Johnson weredragon/human crossbreed child, sleepers awakeni...

What makes an all-American Christmas in 2020 for The American? How about packing the family into a warm, poorly-ventilated room, eating buffet food, laughing in each other's faces, and getting up close for some classic party games like suck and blow. 

To hear The American's other appearances this year, listen to episodes 286 (American Hobby news), 294 (Election Heat news), and 351 (Deplorables news).

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Double bonus content again this week! Firstly, a fresh-out-the-tap never-before-heard half a glass of water advertisement. Then hear hat fanatics Tiff Stevenson and Alice Fraser, positively brimming with hat puns.

Before that, hear the Alice Fraser from your dimension introduce excerpts from this week's episodes, which featu...

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John Luke-Roberts, the recently rediscovered royal and disgraced ex-Home Secretary, joins Alice Fraser to discuss the unwritten British constitution. This means everyone needs to walk around remembering it at all times - on their constitution constitutional, if you will. Listen in for some exciting news regarding its future, courtesy of Queen Elizabeth II.