The Hake Report

Men's History: Scott Adams! William F Buckley? Tucker vs Fuentes? Trump's fired BLS woman? Bernie and the Princess Bride actor on Gaza drama.

The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 5, 2025 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

* (0:03:44) Hey, guys!

* (0:05:29) Scott Adams: MHM, Laziness thinking

* (0:13:12) JERMAINE, Canada: Australia bans YT for under 16,

* (0:18:16) JERMAINE: Explicit rewards

* (0:20:50) WILLIAM III: MHM, Buckley, Colu...

They're gerrymandering our countries with "immigration"! Flint water: Is it their own fault? Montana bar shooting! Aborsh stories. Vaxx propaganda.

The Hake Report, Monday, August 4, 2025 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start / Snake Hake / Disclaimer

* (0:06:06) Hey, guys!

* (0:07:39) JERMAINE, Canada: "Nice" foreigners, crime in the UK

* (0:11:59) JERMAINE: Candace-Tucker bashing Nick F.

* (0:19:51) JERMAINE: Maze

* (0:20:32) WILLIAM III, CA: ...

Happy MHM! Respect even weak men! N—zi accusations! The anger of obsession. Black WHM heroes? Discussion on J's, Muslims.

The Hake Report, Friday, August 1, 2025 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start, Disclaimer, Fact Checks, Men's History, Hake— word

* (0:10:09) Hey, guys! (Clumsy)

* (0:14:32) ALLEN, MI: Elizabeth Dilling, Obsession w/ J–criticism

* (0:22:57) IAN, OR: N—zi accusation, Sydney Sweeny simping, "Bitcoin"(?) Brian Tyler Cohen

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Last day of WHM. Don't interpret people as nice/nasty! Watch out for certain crowds and painkillers! Hulk Hogan drama: Mike Tyson or Joey Swoll?

The Hake Report, Thursday, July 31, 2025 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start, disclaimer

* (0:03:53) Super: Alaska, William H. Seward

* (0:06:22) Hey, guys! Mt Baldy, Rescue, Righteous bans.

* (0:13:30) HADEN, TX, not Nate, Ronnie being fake

* (0:18:52) HADEN: "Return to the Land," Maine?

* (0:24:03) ...

Musical, U.S. history, and Jewish WHM contributions! Ronnie criticizes fearful, hateful hearts. Slavery, Civil War, present crime, and the basic right of discrimination!

The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 30, 2025 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:03:31) Disclaimer: Epstein, Climate, big picture

* (0:10:22) Echoes in the Keys (Beat)

* (0:13:17) Hey, guys!

* (0:15:19) GREG, NY: Plan truster. Musical taste?

* (0:21:49) GREG: Alice Cooper: "...

Calls: Women. More WHM heroes and ladies. Poverty mindset vs "middle class." Cool AI "Hake" song! Caitlin Clark stalker sentenced. Which is worse: Slavery or war?

The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 29, 2025 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start: violence

* (0:05:48) Disclaimer

* (0:08:37) Hey, guys! Obvious globe tee

* (0:11:12) S/O Caledonian Elixir, Hake Appearances

* (0:16:52) JERMAINE, Canada: What I love about a female: "Imaginary relationship...

Ball earth proof. Calls: POC's in govt! Return to the Land. Crime rates. WHM "honorable" mentions, from Henry Ford to John Brown!

Hake on Caledonian Elixir tonight https://www.youtube.com/@caledonianelixir4702

The Hake Report, Monday, July 28, 2025 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:04:20) Super: Greggatron, shoutouts

* (0:07:09) Hey, guys!

* (0:09:23) Little drawing of a BE sunset (not FE)

* (0:13:16) JERMAINE, Canada: Omar Fateh, MN ma...

Callers: Crime stories, WHM contributions, movies and stars, Elizabeth Cady Stanton, and yet more Epstein-Trump nonsense speculation: Check out Michael Tracey.

The Hake Report, Friday, July 25, 2025 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimers

* (0:07:50) Hey, you guys! Mildly Attractive tee, Hulk Hogan

* (0:13:12) DAVID, Ocala, FL: B-on-W crime update, Ocklawaha

* (0:17:51) DAVID: Third Rail Omar

* (0:20:29) DAVID: AMC theater woman ski...

GUEST: Third Rail with Omar on a supposed "Epstein list," Trump, Israel's war in Gaza, Christian white Americans — and speaks Arabic to Copts in Egypt!

The Hake Report, Thursday, July 24, 2025 AD

LINKS: Third Rail with Omar https://youtube.com/@third_rail - https://x.com/thecomforter_1 - https://tiktok.com/@thirdrailomar

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:01:55) Disclaimer / Hulk Hogan RIP / Macron

* (0:04:57) GUEST: Third_Rail Omar

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Nazi-Commie liberals get caught up! WHM heroines. More "Epstein" arguing. 🙄 Jacksonville traffic stop punch! Based boomer Trump.

The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 23, 2025 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:01:44) Disclaimer

* (0:08:24) News… Art… Security for politicians

* (0:15:54) Nazis fearmongering, Audio issues

* (0:19:56) WILLIAM III: Elton John, WHM: Mamie Eisenhower, Lana Turner, Elizabeth Montgomery

* (0:27:22) WILLIAM III: Boy...

WHM heroes (and villains?) — The Cosby Show. YouTube. Toyota. Novelist Victor Hugo. Epstein drama: Take thoughts captive. Don't be liberal.

The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 22, 2025 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:07:07) Hey, guys!

* (0:08:41) MARK, L.A.: Corrections on assassinations

* (0:13:09) MARK: Dr. Edward Reed Fields, mentor, magazine

* (0:15:29) Coffee: RIP MJW, The Cosby Show, WHM

* (0:24:47) Phylicia Rashad early life

* (0:29:...

History written by "Fake News"! WHM heroes and bad guys. Is 120 IQ good? Liars: Adam Schiff? Leslie Stahl? Maria Salazar? MLK? RIP Theo Cosby!

The Hake Report, Monday, July 21, 2025 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:03:46) Disclaimer

* (0:06:47) Hey, guys! Ross shirt

* (0:09:17) MICHAEL, Canada: Working out? Exercise

* (0:12:58) MICHAEL: Grok, "Hitler," history

* (0:22:34) STEVE'N, MD: Mark struck out!

* (0:25:01) STEVE'N: Cried at Ausch...

No more option 3 for 988! Obama pushes "empathy"! Calls: No longer "trust the plan"? Little Caesars for Hake's birthday? White activist likes Jewish Trump pick Emil Bove!

The Hake Report, Friday, July 18, 2025 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start / F— Friday!

* (0:05:50) Heyyyy, guys! Knowledge is Poison Hake tee

* (0:11:43) Coffee: BasedAF on Gruesome Newsom

* (0:18:15) 988 Lifeline, LGBT, Sharice

* (0:29:20) Romantic social contagion

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Callers wish Hake a happy b-day, and talk ancient history including the Epstein "conspiracy theory," the Civil War, and WHM heroes!

The Hake Report, Thursday, July 17, 2025 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start / Happy Birthday

* (0:05:49) Maurene Comey FIRED!

* (0:08:50) Hey, guys!

* (0:12:33) Punchie TV podcast

* (0:13:40) PETE, AK: Happy b-day

* (0:15:23) ROBERT, KS: Don't look! 17th. Virgo.

* (0:19:00) ROBERT: Epstein PDF shill?

* (0:25:22) DA...

Ana Navarro, accusatory woman! Caller woman links ex-bf and Q to Epstein theories. Former "judges" against Trump's pick, Emil Bove!

The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 16, 2025 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:03:48) I believe in James Hake

* (0:07:02) Hey, guys!

* (0:09:17) BOB, Atlanta, not ready

* (0:10:18) JERMAINE, Canada: Ana Navarro

* (0:17:37) Emoji frustration

* (0:20:54) BOB, Atlanta

* (0:23:28) News… Cessna, Epstein, DOGE bill, N...

I admit that I am dumb and ignorant about the Epstein files! (How about you?) Aren't you guys going too crazy about it? Ignoring your own evil!

The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 15, 2025 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start - Echoes in the Keys (BEAT) - suno

* (0:05:14) Hey, guys!

* (0:10:02) Supers: LYC

* (0:13:13) Coffee: Carver, the disloyal

* (0:20:20) Cashapps, and Epstein chat drama

* (0:23:56) Rumble Rant… Got the call… Kash Patel?

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Callers harp on this supposed "Epstein List" that Trump won't release. But does anybody really care about "protecting children"? Stay with God.

The Hake Report, Monday, July 14, 2025 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start, disclaimer

* (0:04:34) Hey, guys! Hake Printify

* (0:06:48) Supers: Cashapp

* (0:09:08) Coffees: Singing, etc. Obama overreaction

* (0:17:54) Supers: Lin Yen Chin

* (0:21:03) Coffees: Obama the best? Trump could be too? Ukraine...

GUEST: Crishaun the Don on the "Epstein List" drama and Trump. Calls: Big Beautiful Bill border security, not a $2T problem?

The Hake Report, Friday, July 11, 2025 AD

Crishaun the Don https://x.com/CrishaunTheDon - of The Misfit Nation https://rumble.com/user/TheMisfitNation

The Misfit Nation Podcast on YT https://youtube.com/@themisfitnationpodcast and Podbean https://misfitnation.podbean.com/ also on Apple and Spotify

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Men's work: tunnels, trees… WHM heroes, per B&W callers! Trump withstood the same attacks as the KKK! Placeboing: "That sucks!" Epstein List: "nothingburger"?

The Hake Report, Thursday, July 10, 2025 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:04:13) Some points we may cover

* (0:08:16) Hey, guys!

* (0:10:06) Tunnel collapse in Wilmington … Sacred Cove, geography

* (0:17:53) More on the tunnel

* (0:20:12) Men being men: Removing a felled tree; Ph...