The Hake Report

Another caller announces his departure. WHCD: “Shots fired,” a figure of speech! American identity: Assimilation into the world, alas. We’re TOO welcoming! Iran war: Bad move?

The Hake Report, Thursday, April 30, 2026 AD

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* (0:03:11) “N” word truth

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* (0:06:50) 📞 Haden: last time, disrespected

* (0:13:25) 🖼️ Grok imagery

* (0:15:44) 💬 Cesar, WH Press Sec, crying, lying

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50-minutes of a black man’s “lived experience” with “weaponized” words. Love YOUR enemy, but not GOD’s enemy? Dating an autistic girl?

The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 29, 2026 AD

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* (0:07:15) 📞 Ronnie, OH: Why isn’t there a

* (0:13:35) R: Overreacting to words, fighting words

* (0:20:05) R: Rappers mad…

* (0:35:04) R: Beta not to fight?

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They tried to get my President! When to mention race? Norah O’Donnell’s “evil” intentions: Imagination? Mary Phagan: It was the janitor?! CO college pills bill.

The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 28, 2026 AD — there was no Hake Mon 4-27-26

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* (0:08:04) 💬 Supers: Aghori… old biblical wise men

* (0:10:29) They tried to get him! And you gullible people think it was fake!

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“High-T” men can be provoked by words! Low-T men too calm? People who believe in anger won’t question themselves. Does fraud go unpunished?

The Hake Report, Friday, April 24, 2026 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start / Yesterday’s drama spills over…

* (0:04:31) 📰 News… Trump, Iranians

* (0:06:43) 📰 White South African… Denaturalization efforts… D4vd

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* (0:13:07) 📞 David, Ocala: Can’t just stand there

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A little news, then an explosive conversation between black and white Americans — about “disrespectful” words, or one in particular.

The Hake Report, Thursday, April 23, 2026 AD

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* (0:10:39) 📰 Billions of dollars: “Waste, fraud, abuse” allegations

* (0:15:30) 📰 Israel Settler “violence”

* (0:19:25) 📰 Bizarre, highly unusual

* (0:26:30) 📞 Alex: Days since Mark; N Pavlov training;...

JLP’s patience. Can you be Democrat and Christian? Artemis II “actors” fact check. Medicine for depression? Anti-Trump complaining like women? “N”-joke wasn’t personal!

The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 22, 2026 AD

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* (0:06:17) 📞 Garrett, NH: Sick. Prayed. Jesse patience w/ caller.

* (0:13:24) 📞 Haden, TX: If we lose black Americans (BuyMeACoffee tip)

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The problem as a minority? Trump critics on the right. Defund Catholic Charities! The cure for depression? Bieber’s boyhood joke, still touchy!

The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 21, 2026 AD

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* (0:08:15) 📞 Haden, TX: Grow up? SA cider. LA domestic incident.

* (0:16:30) H: Why is becoming a minority a problem?

* (0:18:55) 📞 Ronnie, OH: What are you afraid of?

* (0:27:50) R: Christian,...

South Africa crime. Trump’s psychedelic EO: Good/Bad? Ouija board history. Louisiana father vs 8 children, women. White people in the Bible? Troglodytes and other ancient people.

The Hake Report, Monday, April 20, 2026 AD

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* (0:04:11) 🎶 Hey, guys! (FB live)

* (0:07:02) 📞 Coco, L.A.: South Africa m—, “n” word 2000s

* (0:13:45) C: Abusive people can’t see

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Don’t say “parasites.” What’s the fear of becoming a minority? Mouse experiments: Spoiled, non-reproductive. South Africa chant: Do WHAT to the farmer? Good ones “tap-dancing”?

The Hake Report, Friday, April 17, 2026 AD

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* (0:06:16) 📞 Haden, TX: Disrupters. “Leeching” but not dehumanizing

* (0:12:39) Q: Will we be a minority? 2045?

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JUST 30 MINS!

The Hake Report, Thursday, April 16, 2026 AD

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(0:03:17) 📞 HADEN, CA: ttyl

(0:04:22) 💬 Supers YT: Brandi thoughts, US-Iran 1953, draft

(0:12:10) 📞 TORY, CA: Friend

(0:13:53) 📞 COCO, L.A.: Dad draft, Jane Goodall-looking neighbor, fight ICE

(0:17:50) 📞 BOBBY, TX: Israel, prophecy? Or man-made?

(0:22:12) 💬 Coffees….

(0:27:59) 💬 Popcorn: Trump’s AI pic “gaslighting”?

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JUST ONE HOUR TODAY. We don’t hate the nuisance. Caller made a video, causing drama! Trump-Jesus pic, and nobody’s fair-minded.

The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 15, 2026 AD

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* (0:05:10) 📞 ALEX, CA: We don’t hate them. “The enemy”? To Israel?

* (0:07:27) A: Mixing results odd. Catholics Q?

* (0:09:12) 📞 BRANDI, HI: Time zones

* (0:11:26) B: Ticking people off with videos; nonverba...

DoorDash Grandma’s politics? Immigrant vs Americans: working smart? Divorce and reconcile: Y/N? A record of Trump’s “wrongs” in second term… “blasphemy”? Iran?

The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 14, 2026 AD

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* (0:06:04) 📞 JAIME, MN: Doordash Grandma, Trump, no tax on tips

* (0:11:57) J: Henry Kissinger couldn’t moderate these “debates”

* (0:13:08) 📞 HADEN, TX: DoorDash grandma, don’...

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Trump vs Pope Leo and the Iran war. Do you know what “Love your enemy” means? Are neighbors not your neighbor? South Africa. Trump “Jesus” pic?

The Hake Report, Monday, April 13, 2026 AD

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A dishonest conversation: South Africa now, America past. Seeking the truth? Why white gals go interracial. NJF: Vote Dem? I don’t respect him, but care what he says and thinks!

The Hake Report, Friday, April 10, 2026 AD

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* (0:07:03) 🎶 Hey, guys! I Disavow tee

* (0:09:14) 📞 HADEN vs RONNIE: G— in South Africa, America

* (0:18:34) H vs R: Frustrating to talk to… ...

What an American is. Countering anti-Southern propaganda. South Africa: Is it persecution? Is it fair? Did childhood vaccines shape your mindset?

The Hake Report, Thursday, April 9, 2026 AD

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* (0:08:05) 📞 HADEN, TX: Gov Abbott, “Roll On”? SpaceX, NASA?

* (0:12:50) H: Bobby funny; Ronnie, “American”? South Africa Q

* (0:15:01) H: G—ide a liberal word? UN vs Israel on Reparations

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South Africa: Fairness vs “history.” GUEST: Crishaun the Don (at 36 mins) on Trump’s Iran war ceasefire, women’s anti-suffrage wisdom, BHI fantasy, real Jewish ancestry, and genetic predisposition.

The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 8, 2026 AD

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Trump vs Iran: We’ll see! Civil War history revisited. Did you vote for war or “mass deportations”? Praise be to Allah. 14th Amendment: regrets?

The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 7, 2026 AD

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* (0:01:47) Crazy ese, or essay!

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* (0:07:35) 📞 MIT, Australia: Jesse Q; Trump, Iran, unintelligible

* (0:18:11) 📞 DANIEL, TX: Conspiracy: Civil War coulda gone either way

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Trump cussed at Iran. Consanguineous marriages. Police chase tactics vs fleeing suspects. Life as a refugee or deportee. Don’t go personal: Don’t talk culture?

The Hake Report, Monday, April 6, 2026 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

* (0:03:26) News… Our guys rescued

* (0:05:38) Trump cussed on Truth Social

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* (0:08:19) 📞 JEFF, LA: In—st

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* (0:14:36) 📞 MICHAEL, Ca...

NYT: avuncular Ayatollah. Marginalized Internet shutting down. Lee on the peculiar institution. A nation is a people. Bifurcated view of different peoples: New Orleans footchase story! “THE” crime statistic, per good-at-math caller?

The Hake Report, Friday, April 3, 2026 AD

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* (0:02:16) 🗞️ US jet shot down… Trump: Say UNC, Avuncular

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