The Hake Report

The Hake Report

James Hake gives his takes on the news and people in the news, and takes calls on politics and religion — coming "from a Christian alpha male perspective," one viewer called it! thehakereport.substack.com

Episodes

October 3, 2025 114 mins

Callers on fear. Countries’ leaders shooting their people in the foot! Refugees-turned-leaders! Anti-2A Canada!

The Hake Report, Friday, October 3, 2025 AD

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(0:00:00) Start w/ JLP

(0:02:41) Fo Friday

(0:06:18) Hey, you guys!

(0:08:09) JOSH, GA: Billy’s call, dunno truth, have fear

(0:16:21) JOSH: Trucker life

(0:22:17) WILLIAM III: Armed smash-and-grab arrest? Trump firing?

(0:27:42) DAVID, Ocala, FL: Billy’s fear of dying; good v...

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Another day, another terror. 🥱 Jane Goodall is NOT Gorillas in the Mist gal! 🤯 Looking for the truth, but won’t pray?! Jewish-Muslim-Christian talk.

The Hake Report, Thursday, October 2, 2025 AD

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(0:00:00) Start

(0:00:55) Disclaimer / Echoes in the Keys (no beat)

(0:04:30) Hey, guys!

(0:06:00) JERMAINE, Canada: Attack in Manchester

(0:10:38) JERMAINE: Mandatory digital ID; CBDC

(0:16:32) JERMAINE: 2A confiscation in Canada

(0:16...

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October 1, 2025 114 mins

Nepal’s 2yo goddess?! Pope Leo: Reddit atheist for Dick Durbin? On Tina Kotek, JK Rowling, Emma Watson, and Lady Gaga.

The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 1, 2025 AD

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(0:00:00) Start

(0:01:24) Estamos en el Norte, v4, disclaimer

(0:05:04) Hey, guys!

(0:06:43) Hake, Punchie TV

(0:08:03) News… ICE … Hurricane … Earthquake

(0:15:18) 2yo goddess for Hindus and Buddhists?

(0:19:20) theSkimm: “misogyny”

(0:20:37) the Pope like a Reddit a...

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September 30, 2025 114 mins

Lionizing Assata Shakur. Would the founders be pro-full-auto? Guys’ afros and long hair? ICE pushed a woman down. Is Trump stronger now?

The Hake Report, Tuesday, September 30, 2025 AD

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(0:00:00) Start

(0:02:26) Oso, Hakey Bear v1 / Disclaim

(0:07:48) Joanne Chesimard, Assata Shakur, RIP

(0:22:01) Antifa-looking guys

(0:23:30) Oregon Governess

(0:29:28) 2A, Ruffalo, gal on liberal mind

(0:36:16) Health & Immigration

(0:42:37) Manha...

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September 29, 2025 115 mins

Intellectuals. Ex-bf: “I want to wish them well.” TikTok livestream horror! “Our new country’s gonna be GREAT!” Autistic mother fights back!

The Hake Report, Monday, September 29, 2025 AD

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(0:00:00) Start / Estamos en el Norte, v3 (Instrumental)

(0:03:53) Disclaimer

(0:05:00) Hey, guys!

(0:07:27) James respectfully banned

(0:08:44) Coffee: Popcorn: Intellectual, Trump’s “anger”

(0:16:28) Coffee: Anthony: Copts in Egypt, black in ...

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September 26, 2025 114 mins

The top men in America are banned! Calls: more in-fighting over J-blame! Turning the other cheek. Blind smearing of Charlie!

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(0:00:00) Start

(0:03:38) The top voices alive are censored

(0:09:13) Hey, guys!

(0:12:35) HADEN, TX: Come together on one truth

(0:14:24) HADEN fave quote: Love an empty catchword… Trump, stats

(0:22:11) HADEN: Thoughts… Will it happen more? Weak right response

(0:31:36) MARK, L.A.: Peace and quiet

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September 25, 2025 115 mins

A couple of angry “right-wingers” call. Crack down on “first-time offenders” and fare jumpers! Christians vs Christians over Jews!

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(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / “Echoes in the Keys (BEAT)” - Suno

(0:04:05) Hey, guys!

(0:08:45) Punchie TV yesterday

(0:12:05) Thx Nitt

(0:13:25) News… Kimmel… Govt jobs

(0:15:34) Crying SJW didn’t care CK, and had to say it

(0:22:56) MARK, L.A.: Zenny, John, Trump hates like me!

(0:39:41) ALLEN, MI:...

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September 24, 2025 114 mins

Contrived “forgiveness.” Anti-ICE terror! Eager to believe a lie? Black Jackson, MS. Sad and angry about Charlie Kirk. Israel-bashing Canadian.

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(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

(0:02:35) Music at the park!

(0:04:54) President Trump vs UN

(0:06:50) Hey, guys!

(0:07:53) Knowledge is Poison — and it is! — Hake tee

(0:17:31) July 4 Tx ICE shooting — protesters lie!

(0:21:32) Charlie Kirk vigil beating: Lie?!

(0:25:47) Don Lemon going cra...

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September 23, 2025 114 mins

Jasmine Crockett spouting ego! Charlie Kirk–Jimmy Kimmel fallout: false info! Dolly Parton on Appalachian families!

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(0:00:00) Start: Rosh Hashanah

(0:05:14) Coffee: Anchor Baby

(0:07:29) Hey, guys!

(0:09:41) Jasmine Crockett, Dana Bash

(0:25:44) JERMAINE, Canada: Jasmine Crockett, crime leniency

(0:39:38) Coffees… Erika and FBI questioning? Zinn (not Howard, but George) mess

(0:46:33) Dolly Parton on marrying young

(0:52:00) Coff...

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September 22, 2025 114 mins

You succeed; you want more. Trump at Charlie Kirk rally: "Hate"?! Anglosphere recognizes Palestine, but not themselves! Obama: Real Presidents bring us together.

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(0:00:00) Start

(0:03:28) Schmax and Aut— in the Oval Office!

(0:07:01) Hey, guys!

(0:08:18) Wisdom: Success makes you want to keep at it

(0:14:23) Bodybuilding parallel

(0:19:12) Trump, Elon, shaking hands

(0:21:01) Trump at Charlie Kirk memorial (NewsNation video)

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September 19, 2025 114 mins

Jimmy Kimmel, stubborn and angry? Crime stories. Sob stories: Is Gaza a "genocide"? Palestinian protestors, BLM, Charlie Kirk haters…

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(0:00:00) Start

(0:02:07) Jimmy Kimmel spoke in blindness

(0:07:32) Hey, you guys!

(0:09:28) Robert in KS being silly

(0:10:58) MICHAEL, Canada: R Kelly, Blink 183

(0:13:54) MICHAEL: RIP Charlie Kirk

(0:16:46) MICHAEL: Mimi, Rick, me, how people look in-person

(0:20:58) MICHAEL: Pushups, pullups

(0:...

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September 18, 2025 114 mins

Trump: Antifa is TERRORIST! Chad O. on MLK: Communist. Portland subversion. What's a "fascist"? Emotional "love" is "God-centered." Erika Kirk, female CEO of TPUSA.

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(0:00:00) Start

(0:00:44) Rumble rants! Ronnie; the grandfather of the suspect

(0:05:12) Hey, guy!

(0:06:41) Antifa vs Trump vs AP

(0:15:31) Antifa "peaceful" sympathizers like MLK

(0:18:40) Chad O. Jackson on MLK being commie IMO

(0:22:46) Chad O. Jackson on MLK vs ...

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September 17, 2025 114 mins

Caller Ronnie debate: Defund single mothers, to lower crime. Hungry? Can't read? Emotional media has the same "love" as the assassin! Kash Patel debunks Epstein narrative!

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(0:00:00) Start

(0:01:58) Disclaimer

(0:04:07) Destiny

(0:06:31) Hey, guys!

(0:08:33) RONNIE, OH: RIP Charlie Kirk

(0:16:37) RONNIE: Disagreed w/ Charlie on 2A debate

(0:25:00) RONNIE: Defund singl...

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September 16, 2025 114 mins

RIP Robert Redford, older lib actor. Charlie Kirk humiliated college "kids"? Chad O: MLK's communism. Europe "occupied." Spreading bad moods.

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(0:00:00) Stream / CashApps!

(0:03:01) Hey, guys! When she's crying - JLP tee

(0:05:31) News… Shipwreck Lake Michigan; 100 days till Christmas

(0:11:14) News… "genocide," Bibi haters

(0:14:41) DAVID, Ocala: Robert Redford, "Raindrops…" The Sting; 3 Days of the Condor; T2

(0:22:52) DAVID: ...

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September 15, 2025 114 mins

Kathy Hochul for Zohran Mamdani, Trump NOT for cat guy Curtis Sliwa. Long calls: Black and white? Get rid of vote by mail? Haters getting fired!

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(0:00:00) Start

(0:02:10) Intro

(0:04:10) Hochul, "Liddle Communist" Mamdani, Trump, Sliwa "cat fight"

(0:16:48) JOSH, GA: NYC, L.A.: I like black and white, but it seems gray…

(0:30:45) JOSH: Burpees

(0:36:12) JOSH: Boxing

(0:37:47) TERRI, OR: "Liddle' communist Zohran Mamdani

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September 12, 2025 114 mins

Don't believe what it seems! Assassination-cheering man? TMZ. Social media witch hunts. The black mindset vs Charlie Kirk, a conservative Christian.

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(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

(0:03:09) Hey, guys! Desert Pink Hake tee

(0:05:35) Charlie Kirk suspect got, widow devastated

(0:07:04) Did that guy celebrate? … TMZ'ers didn't cheer it!

(0:16:18) Calm yourselves … review

(0:19:09) STEW, ND: Doxxing, witch hunts, spewing online, poli...

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September 11, 2025 114 mins

Charlie Kirk assassinated. It's 9/11. Calls peddling theories. 12-13 pushups would upset Arnold. Ticked at viral French videos. Bathrooms vs water fountains.

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(0:00:00) Start, Disclaimer, Charlie Kirk RIP, 9/11 emotion

(0:10:29) Hey, guys! King of the Cage, Bald Eagle USA flag tee, slobby-fit

(0:14:36) MIT, Australia: Charlie Kirk video over and over

(0:20:05) KEVIN, NY, 1st: friend holding hands with trans

(0:22:55) Judge with...

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GUEST: Dylan Burns speaks on Ukraine, Trump, wars, city crime and "poverty" in America.

Dylan Burns: https://x.com/dylanburns1776 - https://linktr.ee/dylanburnstv - https://youtube.com/@DylanBurnsLIVE - https://youtube.com/@DylanBurnsTV

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(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

(0:01:35) Coffees from yesterday!

(0:06:23) Danabo: Dylan Burns is on!

(0:07:30) Coffees… Popcorn on broken windows white collar crime

(0:13:30) Hey, guys!

(0:14:30) ...

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September 9, 2025 114 mins

Fake Trump-Epstein drama. Woman left boyfriend for another! Boy cries at a new dirtbike. Ukrainian refugee victim criticism. E. Jean Carroll is vulgar! Crime crackdown, please!

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* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / Don't interpret

* (0:04:19) Hey, guys!

* (0:06:27) News… Trump/Epstein

* (0:19:46) Unfaithful gf met a guy

* (0:26:40) Emotional grateful kid: IG

* (0:35:50) Mother: 20yo daughter's fellow traveler "creep"

* (0:42:42) DC a...

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September 8, 2025 114 mins

"Mushroom murderer." Charlotte train incident: RIP Ukrainian refugee! The dishonest melodrama around "race" and "whiteface."

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* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

* (0:04:00) Hey, guys!

* (0:06:12) Lunar Eclipse, space deniers

* (0:09:24) Mushroom murderess

* (0:21:34) Charlotte train Ukraine refugee

* (0:34:11) JERMAINE, Canada: GoFundMe for NC suspect

* (0:37:17) JERMAINE: Phillies Karen

* (0:46:26) Kate Steinle

* (0:54:25) Coffees… Wh...

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