Deep Blue Sea - The Podcast

Deep Blue Sea - The Podcast

Deep Blue Sea is the greatest movie ever made about genetically modified sharks attempting to escape their aquatic prison. To celebrate this beautiful film, Mark Hofmeyer and Jay Cluitt are dedicating the first 33 episodes to discussing the 33 chapters on the Deep Blue Sea DVD. Sit back, relax, and enjoy this deep dive into a classic film.

Episodes

October 14, 2026 • 54 mins
Jay and Mark are joined by Will Slater (@explodinghelicopter on Instagram) to discuss the 1981 thriller Venom. Directed by Piers Haggard (who took over for Tobe Hooper) and starring Klaus Kinski, Oliver Reed, Susan George, and several real black mamba snakes, the movie focuses on what happens when a kidnapping goes horribly awry. In this episode, they also talk about rubber snake wrestling, English air vents, and helicopters blown ...
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Jay and Mark briefly discuss (with no spoilers) the 2026 Renny Harlin-directed action film The Beast.
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The second round of Deep Blue Sea 2 coverage begins! Jay and Mark are joined by Andy Goulding (@toonbreakdown on Instagram) to discuss the first chapter of Deep Blue Sea 2. In this episode, they also talk about weather-based names, ostentation punctuation, and films that are fun to explain. Enjoy!
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September 30, 2026 • 57 mins
New episode! Jay is joined by Todd Liebenow (@forgottenfilmz) for the snake mania movie Rattlers (1976), in which snakes are enraged by chemical warfare and take out everyone in their vicinity! On this episode they discuss condescending music, mid-crisis vacations, and casino snakes!
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September 23, 2026 • 39 mins
Jay and Mark discuss the 2024 creature feature Anaconda: Cursed Jungle. Directed by Hesheng Xiang and Qiuliang Xiang and starring Terence Yin, Nita Lei, and a bunch of really big snakes, the movie focuses on what happens when circus performers are forced to deal with a mysterious poacher and a comically large snake. In this episode, they also talk about excellent visual effects, fun remakes, and power washing snakes. Enjoy!
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September 16, 2026 • 63 mins
Jay and Mark are joined by Zanandi to discuss the excellent 2019 creature feature Crawl. Directed by Alexandre Aja and starring Kaya Scodelario, Barry Pepper, and some good-looking big chunky gators, the movie focuses on what happens when a family is forced to battle alligators and Florida weather. In this episode, they also talk about overcoming athletic plateaus, opportunistic Florida looters, and living the Crawl life. Enjoy!
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September 9, 2026 • 55 mins
Jay and Mark are joined by Tony Cogan to discuss the 2026 survival thriller Hungry. Directed by James Nunn and starring Madison Davenport, Tracey Bonner, Joaquim de Almeida, and an angry hippo, the movie follows a group of tourists on the worst alligator-sighting tour ever. In this episode, they also talk about sad swimming, sneaky hippos, and terrible tours.
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September 2, 2026 • 52 mins
New episode! Jay is joined by Richard Kirkham (@kirkham007 on Instagram) for Sssssss, a very normal film about a regular guy who just wants to turn people into snakes. On this episode they discuss swimming doll movies, James Bond villain plans, and reptile comeuppances!
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August 26, 2026 • 60 mins
New episode! Jay welcomes aboard Aaron Neuwirth (@aaronsps4) to ride the rails with the Snakes on a Train, a film featuring far more magic and snake vomiting than anyone expected! On this episode they discuss sharks in the Thames, knockout dust and swamp puppies!
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August 19, 2026 • 37 mins
Jay and Mark discuss the 2026 shark film Chum. Directed by Jonathan Zuck and starring Alice Eve, Eric Michael Cole, and an incredible amount of ADR, the movie focuses on a shark hunter who is really bad at hunting sharks. In this episode, they also talk about temporary shark-riding, cynical cash-grab AI slop, and ghost poetry.
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August 12, 2026 • 56 mins
Jay and Mark discuss the 2026 shark film The Devil’s Mouth. Directed by Jeff Wadlow and starring Kathryn Newton, Lana Condor, and a hungry bull shark, the movie follows a group of friends as they battle a bull shark while trapped in a cave. In this episode, they also talk about jellyfish gang surprise attacks, chomped turtles, and the most annoying character making the worst decisions. Enjoy!
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August 5, 2026 • 71 mins
Jay and Mark are joined by Heather (@headertime1981 on X) to discuss the 2006 motherf***ing thriller Snakes on a Plane. Directed by David R. Ellis (the second unit director of Deep Blue Sea) and starring Samuel L. Jackson, Julianna Margulies, and hundreds of motherf***ing snakes, the movie focuses on what happens when a crime boss comes up with an inefficient plan to kill a witness. In this episode, they also talk about internet hy...
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The Deep Blue Sea 2 commentary track! Sit back, relax, and listen to Jay and Mark talk about scene-ruining ties, Limitless juice, baby shark gangs, angry acting, swimming cleavage-first into the camera, and South African fishing bros in nice sweaters. Enjoy!
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July 22, 2026 • 55 mins
Jay and Mark discuss the 2026 survival thriller Deep Water. Directed by Renny Harlin and starring Aaron Eckhart, Ben Kingsley, Lucy Barrett and a shark gang, the movie focuses on what happens when a gang of sharks attack the survivors of a plane crash. In this episode, they also talk about frisky sharks, Renny playing the hits, and beast-mode flight attendants.
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Jay and Mark discuss the 2009 action horror film Anacondas: Trail of Blood. Directed by Don E. FauntLeRoy and starring Crystal Allen, Linden Ashby, John Rhys-Davies and many pairs of cargo pants, the movie focuses on what happens when a large snake chases people around the Romanian wilderness. In this episode, they also talk about wide shots of snakes eating people, underground serum dungeons, and cost-effective bug bites. Enjoy!
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New episode! If you've been listening to our second dive through the chapters of Deep Blue Sea, you'll have presumably loved our re-enactments of each chapter at the start of each episode. To celebrate finishing this dive, here's all those chapters sewn together! Enjoy this full Deep Blue Sea script read, with the Deep Blue Sea Players!

Featuring Jeanette Ward (@j.y.ward) as Brenda, DJ Valentine (@kenjinattix) as Russell, He...
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July 1, 2026 • 64 mins
New episode! Jay is joined by Andy Goulding from Cartoon Breakdown (@toonbreakdown on Instagram) to get dragged away screaming into the desert in search of water with Rango! On this episode they discuss incredibly ugly characters, bleached dream sequences and the films of Gore Verbinski, plus rock things, frog breasts, and drooping phallic face danglers!
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June 24, 2026 • 53 mins
Jay and Mark discuss the 2026 creature feature Kraken. Directed by Pål Øie, and starring Sara Khorami, Mikkel Bratt Silset, and salmon lice, the movie focuses on what happens when an ancient creature awakens and starts eating kayakers. In this episode, they also talk about overhead shots, scared crabs, fjord creatures, and international sub-par aquatic creature features
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June 17, 2026 • 75 mins
Jay and Mark are joined by Nick (@thatrehak on Instagram) and Bubbawheat (@bubbawheat) to discuss "End Credits," The 33rd and final chapter of Deep Blue Sea. In this episode, they also talk about haunted oceans, LL Cool J being an Animorph, and sharks in superhero films.
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June 10, 2026 • 64 mins
New episode! Jay is joined by Matt Poirier (@dtvconnoisseur on Instagram) for Boa vs Python (2004), in which a giant boa constrictor named Betty is used to hunt down an escaped giant python, name unknown. On this episode, they discuss tasty biscuits, underwater expressions and seductive shower gel, plus the difference between Mike Leigh films and Steven Seagal movies.
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