Hooked On Draconics
A D&D actualplay podcast where four lovable and goofy friends delve into the realms of imagination
Episodes
In the shallows of the desert it gave them a glance...
Summoning a whirlwind with their motorcycle dance...
Unseen danger beneath the rolling and heated sands...
Tasty mortals, it thought, warming up it's infernal glands...
But the chosen best brought the artifact of Colossal stature...
A saddle made for specifically catching her...
Can colossal clashers climb canopied cliffs cleverly? Riding High from their victory over the group of pygmy owlbears, our wonderful and idealist group of Companion Keepers must traverse into the treetop housing of the jungle in order to claim their rewards over their competition... but the only way up is by trusting the Snake of a Keeper that was just defeated by them... and coming face-to-face with the matriarch of the whole clan...
Who's ready for an all-out shock and awe beasty brawl!? The Chosen Best step into the mechanical automaton ring to show their slippery and staggeringly ferocious foe who's the real danger of the rumble in the jungle!
A thousand humble apologies, our dear listeners, for our long cold opens lately... We wish we could bring you more of them... They're awesome, really the best parts of the podcasts... you know you love them too. But within the confines of the game, The Chosen Best head on their journey to Rocksbury to find the lead geologist!
(Tags: Metroidvania Souls-like podcast) Will the group be able to ever start an episode again? Can they ever get over how enchanting their own conversations out of character are? The charm is unreal, and the boyos have been playing a lot of Elden Ring lately... A new dimensional Wes awaits, and he may or may not have sigma ligma... on this episode of spin-off Dragon Ball Z...
Both in-game and out, our heroes and players have returned to the normalcy of things after a long period of being away... Covid-19 and Cave Gummies couldn't keep us away for long!
We know you've been waiting at the edge of your headphones, speakers, and seats for the return of your cheeky chosen group of companion keepers!
They said we were madmen!
They said it couldn't be done!
That's right... we did a full episode of a cold open!
It goes entertainingly well as you'd expect...
An amazing tale of heroics, dire circumstances, triumph over terrible odds... and one high-density caloric colossal cave terror! Can the chosen best overcome this mountainous menace? This deep dark denizen of doom? I'd bet my corn nuts that this will leave them scared, scarred, and sticky from this point on out!
Bringing ourselves back to the table after a several weeks haitus (thank you holidays) We totally speedrun the cold open... PB: 9:18:22! Wait no... it's actually like 15 minutes! The Chosen Best's battle continues with the distinctly none-grape oozes! What could be waiting further into this deep dark mining cave of destiny!?
Alright, time for a legitimate description. The cold open for this one is pretty long, we discuss all sorts of things, including Lee hating Harry Potter fans.. Wolf rumors and fishing preferences... Lee being mean about Harry Potter some more... What is this darkness, but the absence of comfort, light, and all good things?
As the Chosen Best faces their newest and hardest challenge yet, they put their wits, skills, and abilities to the test to answer everyone's favorite commercial break question... Who's That Sponsor!? It's... <Redacted>!!!
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Talk about dreams! Sibling rivalries abound! There's never a shortage of cold opens, weird topics, and scrambling for a sponsorship before the Companion Keeper League sends the new friends on their way! But what is this about a deep dark cave... one that reaches into the darkest deepest parts of your soul? One that really reflects your darkest personality traits!?
Who knows... This week on Hooked On Draconics!
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Our newly formed team of Companion Keepers have had enough of these insults!
Now it's time to show their rival team what they are made of!
Teeth, feathers, scales and slaps collide as the ragtag group of newly introduced friends find common ground in showing their opponents who is truly the best there ever was...
Our Companion Keepers have finally left on their journey to go join the Companion Keeper League! Each with their heads held high, the wind on their backs, and dreams of being the best there ever was in their minds... but some challenges still await them ahead
But will there be trouble at the gates of the academy?
Can they put their differences aside to band together?
Will they also meet a hand-crafted set of rivals to ...
An amazing world full of fantastical whimsy, a world of many settings, times, and cultures living mostly in harmony with one another... a world in which conflicts are carried out by battles between mythical creatures, objects, and outsiders knows as Companions!
Our story begins by introducing the characters of this adventure, and how they came to join the Companion Keeper League, enjoy!
HUGE shoutout to 'Sti...
Season 2 is coming soon!
In the meantime, we wanted to give our stupid sexy kobolds out there a chance to meet our newest cast member, our ongoing super talented artist, a man who clearly needed an hour long introduction, and most importantly, a dear friend... ALEX!!! Whoo!!!
We also discuss some world building and character introductions for season 2, while also explaining Josh's leave of absence... so if you want a...
Well look at that, we made it to the end of the first stop on this crazy train! The cast gets together to discuss making a podcast and what we loved about this season and the lessons learned about making a podcast... don't worry, it's just as unorganized and tangential as always!
With Windstone secured of any wild and windy threats, our group has taken a hard rest for a few weeks. Peace has returned to the area and it's reflected in the faces and minds of the wonderful cast of people we have met along the way...
But is this it for our group of novice adventurers?
Our Amateur Archeologists can't just hang up their hats now can they?
Nay, there's too much story left untold and the ...
For those who trust our tales to be the true and faithful, and to those that don't...
This is the end of a few roads...
We went there and back again, as the saying goes
So what are you waiting for?
This is your invitation to hear how the epic of our battle with Uraq ends, forevermore...
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There comes a time in everyone's life I suppose when destiny meets a head in the road. When the cards are down, and there's nothing left to do but play the hand out left in front of you...
This is that moment for our semi-amateur archeologists, when it's time to put the genie back in the bottle, and close up this can of worms for good... To undo the actions that brought us back to the Windstone to begin with... t...
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