We Don't Have Time For This

The gals are spiralling straight into the vortex of modern motherhood. First up: Revz has an update on her Roblox story. Hallelujah! It’s Perinatal Mental Health Week, Gem reflects on her perinatal experience and please, DLs, if you need it, there is so much support for you. Meanwhile, Revz needs to vent about her shit-box car, and speaking of, why can’t we have nice things with kids and teens? Finally, 2025 Dance Mum L...

Gem’s found a rogue black hair in a very unexpected place, and naturally… it’s peri until proven otherwise. Meanwhile, Revz has had a financial fright courtesy of her child and a very large in-app purchase. Cue a deep dive into kids, devices and digital chaos. How the hell are we meant to keep boundaries, when ours are hanging by a thread?

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Revz kicks off the episode with the ultimate jar-opening hack—it might just change your life. Then we dive into godparents and why, honestly, we should be allowed to choose our own. Next up: the great hair-in-your-food debate. Would you say A) it’s not that bad, or B) that food is dead to me? Spoiler: opinions get heated. And parents, pay attention: Gem has a PSA you don’t want to miss. We’re talking Toothpa...

Sister Lu’s back and proving once again she’s the chillest mum in the game… possibly too chill? We’re talking her latest “low-effort, high-reward” parenting hack that has us questioning parenting styles. While we’re on genius ideas, can someone please make a trampoline that isn’t hideous? Lu and Revz also chat about what it’s like living together on tour (domestic bliss or abso...

First up, Gem’s entering her no-fucks-given era, otherwise known as our 40s, and she’s got a story to prove it. The girls are easing back into post-tour life, allegedly eating better, and Gem’s been deeply inspired by her friend who went all the way to THE MALDIVES… for the gym?! Revz owns up to a harmless little lie and it’s official: Gem is a certified bin chicken, and this comes as a surprise to&he...

First up, gag reflexing over kids’ toothpaste in typical Gem style. Then, we spiral into the minefield of saying thank you — what’s the right level of gratitude these days? Verbal thanks? Text? Handwritten note? Full-blown doorstep ballad? And why does it all feel like a test we’re destined to fail? We get a little ragey about why we’re all trying so damn hard to be “good” at everythin...

DLs, how often are you cleaning out your fridge? Are you a ‘clean as you go’ queen or do you wait until you can smell something funky? School holidays are over (praise be), but now Revz is dealing with the fallout of kids expecting Cirque du Soleil every day. Whatever happened to being bored and building character? Meanwhile, Gem’s got a list of things we’re apparently not supposed to talk about. Think: your...