Hell or High Ranch Water

Hell or High Ranch Water

Your weekly dose of life adventures, from wild successes to total dumpster fires. Come along for the ride as two badass boss babes and hilarious best friends, Allison and Lila, share tales of ruthless execution and epic failure across all aspects of their outrageous lives. This ain’t your average momcast.

Episodes

July 8, 2022 28 mins

Allison learns about hearing aids that connect to bluetooth and hurricane-free Aruba. Lila insists on her identity as a low-tech redneck and remembers adventures slightly differently than Allison does. 

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Lila is live from the Aspen Ideas Festival, where Chad is living his best life. Allison shares her favorite appetizer recipe, why she can't hold a grudge, and her best guess as to where the next Aspen will be. 

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June 24, 2022 20 mins

Allison and Lila return after a long hiatus with a new format. While much has changed, the banter remains the same. The girls are still licking doorknobs, fishing and executing ruthlessly during these wild times.

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January 17, 2022 46 mins

Lila and Allison kick off 2022 together with a visit to the happiest place on earth. Lila opens up about egg freezing and Allison asks some hard questions as the girls dive into a topic people don't always talk about. 

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January 13, 2022 38 mins

The girls debate the merits of a healthy appetite for risk and announce a big shift in the podcast for 2022. Hint: risk meets topics. Lila shares the rules for when you say cheers, and Allison teaches Lila the joy of a same-side high five. 

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December 30, 2021 50 mins

In this episode on planning, Allison tells of a Halloween party gone off the rails and Lila discusses her rough landing in the wild world of tech. They debate the merits of making plans, the value of changing plans, and the magic of angle-changing wins. 

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December 24, 2021 44 mins

Lila and Allison wrap their series on wasted emotion with a conversation about fear. Lila experiments with alternative medicine and the girls share the biggest risks they aren't taking. 

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December 10, 2021 32 mins

In their second episode on wasted emotion, the girls reveal some of their guiltiest moments and decide whether they'd like to find out if their spouses are cheating. 

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December 3, 2021 37 mins

The girls kick off a series on wasted emotions, starting with Regret. Allison discusses her love of Hamlet and Lila reveals a new approach to setbacks of all kinds. 

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November 29, 2021 51 mins

Allison and Lila defend an environmentally unfriendly decision and debrief an epic party weekend. 

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November 19, 2021 36 mins

The girls introduce the concept of a PFL while explaining the dangers of blind trust in some of our most "trusted" people and  institutions. 

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November 13, 2021 22 mins

In this unfinished attempt at episode 27, Lila and Allison tell stories of golfing and fishing on Allison's would-be honeymoon. 

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November 12, 2021 43 mins

Allison plans a wedding on three days' notice, and the girls plan for a food shortage that may never happen. Lila celebrates the nuptials by spraying red wine and crashes Allison's honeymoon hours later.  

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November 11, 2021 44 mins

The girls kick off Season 2 with a series of episodes filling you in on everything you missed over the summer. Lila celebrates another trip around the sun and makes a decision that will change her life forever. 

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May 28, 2021 28 mins

The gruesome twosome make a big announcement. Allison shares her bed with an unwelcome guest and Lila finally learns how to use Snapchat. 

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May 21, 2021 47 mins

Allison discovers a sleep tracker that doesn't require any special devices and learns that her favorite beverage is less toxic than before. Lila tells the tale of yet another wild hunting adventure. 

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May 12, 2021 41 mins

Lila and Allison recap the series of unfortunate events that began on the previous episode. Allison discusses her love for Las Vegas and makes the case for a unique approach in Sin City. Lila explains why winning isn't everything; it's the only thing. 

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May 5, 2021 39 mins

Lila experiences an evening worthy of Forrest Gump lore. The girls share their mutual gratitude for unorthodox bathroom pit stops. 

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April 21, 2021 39 mins

Allison and Lila focus on another superpower... focus. Lila hires a homeless man to teach her how to play the harmonica. Allison discusses her love of pomodoros and skipping children’s birthday parties. 

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April 14, 2021 40 mins

The girls kick off a series on superpowers with an unexpected favorite. Lila tells of golfing with Kevin Costner and Allison reveals the anecdote to fears of all kinds. 

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