Jawbreakers

Jawbreakers

An elder emo and a queer belieber find surprise celebrity connections. It’s well researched deep dives + completely fabricated untruths. New episodes every Tuesday. https://patreon.com/nermernermer https://linktr.ee/nermernermer

Episodes

March 10, 2024 49 mins

WE HAVE MOVED!
The new show is THE OLE SWITCHEROO and it is available on Apple Podcasts (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-ole-switcheroo/id1702716284?uo=4), Spotify (https://open.spotify.com/show/7jYrsfTv1td0c9UK8VSoOP), and everywhere else under the sun!!!! In our new show, we each watch half of a movie and come together to figure out what the heck happened.

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HELLO! This is a random Wikipedia bonus (Suzy only) all about Christmas Queen (TM) Mariah Carey.

Please go listen to our NEW SHOW The Ole Switcheroo at https://feeds.transistor.fm/the-ole-switcheroo and visit the Patreon page at https://patreon.com/nermernermer

Mariah’s Wikipedia page is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariah_Carey

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Hey! There’s a new podcast in town https://feeds.transistor.fm/the-ole-switcheroo

This episode is a bold recap of the Jonas Brothers show in Pittsburgh. Catch all our links at https://linktr.ee/nermernermer

If you’re here from the QR codes we passed out at the Jonas Brothers show, welcome. We’re happy to have you.

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August 1, 2023 75 mins

From Wikipedia
Barbenheimer (/ˈbɑːrbənˌhaɪmər/ BARB-ən-HIGH-mər) is an Internet phenomenon that began circulating on social media before the simultaneous theatrical release of two blockbuster films, Barbie and Oppenheimer, on July 21, 2023, in the United States and several other countries. The word is a portmanteau of the films' titles. The dichotomy of Barbie—a fantasy comedy by Greta Gerwig about the fashion doll Bar...

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July 25, 2023 56 mins

Just a super cute episode about it being the middle of the summer! Let’s go to the beach!
Please check out the Patreon page at patreon.com/nermernermer and also be advised that this episode is actually about the extremely graphic film Midsommar (2019) and we talk about every aspect of it. Also check out our TikTok @nermernermer!

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Taylor Lautner is in the news recently for his appearance in Taylor Swift’s video for his appearance in the I Can See You (Taylor’s Version) video (fuck Scooter Braun).

New show: Prank Panel Recap is available wherever you get your podcasts. It is also on YouTube at https://youtu.be/qggq9_S6Cy4 and on TikTok @NermerNermer

The Patreon is Patreon.com/NermerNermer

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Alexis and Suzy are talking about Fall Out Boy’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire” and you can read it in order on Patreon, even if you are not subscribed.
https://www.patreon.com/posts/we-didnt-start-85643850?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

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June 27, 2023 41 mins

Have you seen the Titanic? Alexis has. This episode was available early on Patreon! It’s patreon.com/nermernermer

@ Spotify listeners — do you see the episode album art each week?

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June 20, 2023 34 mins

FAISON
GLOVER
DUCK
MUSTARD

Alexis and Susie are talking about the DONALD.
Find more shit on patreon.com/nermernermer

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June 13, 2023 56 mins

WARNING: lots of Macklemore slander

Of course the Transformers movie with Pete Davidson and Anthony Ramos was released on 6/9. Susie gives an update on Tekashi 6ix9ine. Alexis was awake for the entire Transformers movie. There ARE spoilers in this episode! From the director of Creed II, a new Transformers movie.

The Sofia Vergara/Meghan Trainor episode: https://share.transistor.fm/s/bb7fe655

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June 6, 2023 58 mins

In 2023, a remake of White Men Can’t Jump (Ron Shelton, 1992) was released on Hulu. It stars Sinqua Walls and Jack Harlow. Susie and Alexis discuss white people jumping.

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May 23, 2023 85 mins

Buckle in, this is our longest episode to date. Alexis and Susie talk about The Album by Jonas Brothers.
Listen to The Album here: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
For the Bonus Jonas episode about Frankie Jonas, become a Patron at patreon.com/nermernermer

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May 16, 2023 38 mins

Warning: This episode is not about the Jonas Brothers!!! We literally had to INTERRUPT our Jonas Brothers series because the anniversary of the Elon Musk episode popped up right in the middle. But have no fear. The Album album review is coming next week. (You can hear it sooner by going to patreon.com/nermernermer

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May 9, 2023 43 mins

“Slow down, sugar, because I’m a diabetic.” -Nick Jonas   
Alexis and Susie are talking about the youngest jonas in the band, Nick. You may know him as Nicholas. Episodes are published early on all tiers of the Jawbreakers Patreon at patreon.com/nermernermer

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May 2, 2023 39 mins

Alexis and Susie are talking about Joe Jonas, the second best Jonas brother. Some may say he is the #1. Jonas brother. Still others would say “stop placing value on the Jonas brothers, they are real people with feelings.” ANyway, become a patron at patreon.com/nermernermer

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April 25, 2023 31 mins

Hi,

This episode is really hard for us to put out considering the recent news that Kevin Jonas is still the least likable Jonas Brother. They wrote him like that. I’m not saying that you should have so much sympathy that he becomes your favorite but I don’t think it’s entirely his fault.

If you want early episodes, please consider becoming a patron. It’s Patreon.com/NermerNermer

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April 18, 2023 56 mins

Alexis and Susie are long time fans of Taylor Swift’s album Lover because it is a piece of art. Both are critical of Taylor Swift’s other work. To support this mindset, consider becoming a patron for as little as $2/month.
Https://Patreon.com/NeRmErNeRmEr
Linktr.ee/nermernermer

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April 11, 2023 36 mins

It’s the Passion of the Christ episode. Alexis and Susie watched it and talked about it without throwing up.
To learn more about us, please visit https://youtu.be/Yh_k7de7Acw

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April 4, 2023 34 mins

Alexis and Susie talk about the TikTok ban and some of the pros and cons of banning TikTok. If you ban TikTok, do the world’s problems end? Maybe.
Early episodes are available online at patreon.com/nermernermer

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