Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos
WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Remember to rate us on iTunes! CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy
Episodes
May 6, 2026 • 72 mins
#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy
Comedian Sam Morril jumps into the Chaos Bus with Chris Distefano for one of the funniest and most chaotic episodes yet. The guys talk Knicks playoff madness, bombing in front of baseball legends at the Rawlings Gold Glove Awards, awkward run-ins with Jerry Seinfeld, comedy horror stories, New York City, parenting, relationships, and why every comedian eventually embarrasses themselves in front ...
Listen
Watch
Mark as Played
April 29, 2026 • 56 mins
#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy
Chrissy is recording straight out of his trunk, running on no sleep after a brutal night with a sick dog, dealing with garage door drama, and somehow still trying to hold it together for a podcast.
Jaz joins as the first official Chaos Bus guest, things immediately spiral, and we somehow end up doing physical therapy in the back of the car.
00:00 Chaos Bus debut from the trunk
01:00 No ...
Listen
Watch
Mark as Played
April 24, 2026 • 27 mins
#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy
Chaos in the back of a minivan in New York City.
This episode of Chrissy Chaos goes everywhere — from classic NYC energy and wild childhood stories to Knicks frustrations, old-school parenting, and real marriage advice that actually hits.
We get into how New York has changed, growing up with tough parents, relationships, family life, and a birthday dinner that takes a turn you won’t believe....
Listen
Watch
Mark as Played
April 15, 2026 • 63 mins
#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy
Chrissy Chaos is back and this time the Reverse Advice Hotline delivers. Chrissy and Vito talk weight loss, weird food habits, David Cross, Jasmin’s birthday, home ownership stress, and then open the lines for fans to tell Chrissy exactly how to fix his life.
The callers do not disappoint. Chrissy gets roasted for not knowing tools, told to stop moving, pushed into “man bootcamp,” and somehow ...
Listen
Watch
Mark as Played
April 8, 2026 • 89 mins
#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy
We’re BACK on video…
In this episode of Chrissy Chaos, Chris explains why he HAD to bring video back (hint: it involves a house, a wedding, and a LOT of money). Meanwhile, Josephine the dog completely takes over the studio, Vito is barely surviving with duct-taped equipment, and the Reverse Advice Hotline returns with some of the most unhinged callers yet.
From real estate advice to vegan ...
Listen
Watch
Mark as Played
April 1, 2026 • 75 mins
Chrissy is spiraling… and this episode proves it.
From breaking down a massive financial mistake with his house to debating testosterone therapy, Chrissy Chaos gets REAL in this audio-only episode. But instead of giving advice… he flips the script.
📞 Introducing the Reverse Advice Hotline — where fans give HIM advice.
And let’s just say… it gets chaotic fast.
We’ve got:
A brutally honest breakdown of overspending an...
Listen
Watch
Mark as Played
March 25, 2026 • 70 mins
#chrisdistefano
Chris is back with another chaotic episode — and this one has everything.
We’re going audio only (deal with it), calling fans for advice instead of giving it, and trying to figure out if Chris is even capable of owning a Siberian Husky. Things spiral fast when a “fox sighting” turns into a full sprint from… a squirrel.
Chris calls dog trainer Justin Silver for real advice, but somehow ends up talking peptide...
Listen
Watch
Mark as Played
March 18, 2026 • 66 mins
Chrissy Chaos is BACK — and this time it’s audio only.
Chris Distefano and Vito are back together after a long break, diving into everything from moving out of NYC, buying a house, anxiety spirals, relationships, and whether Chris made the biggest mistake of his life.
From breaking a lawn mower on day one… to questioning EVERYTHING… to discovering peptides and internet health conspiracies — this episode is peak Chrissy Chaos....
Listen
Watch
Mark as Played
July 27, 2025 • 41 mins
In 1979, Iranian revolutionaries stormed the U.S. Embassy in Tehran and took 52 Americans hostage, sparking a 444-day international crisis. Caught between shifting politics and fierce anti-American sentiment, the hostages endured beatings, mock executions, and months of isolation. Meanwhile, the world watched as President Jimmy Carter struggled to negotiate their release amid rising tensions and oil shocks. Discover how a daring CI...
Listen
Watch
Mark as Played
July 20, 2025 • 20 mins
WE'RE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT PROHIBITION, THE CRAZY ERA WHEN ALCOHOL WAS BANNED IN AMERICA! From the roaring twenties to speakeasies hidden behind secret doors, Prohibition turned ordinary Americans into bootleggers, gangsters, and undercover cops. We dive into how this bold social experiment was supposed to stop crime and improve health, but instead, it sparked a wild rise in organized crime, secret parties, and clever loopho...
Listen
Watch
Mark as Played
July 13, 2025 • 37 mins
WE'RE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT THE CHERNOBYL EXPLOSION, ONE OF THE MOST CATASTROPHIC NUCLEAR DISASTERS IN HISTORY. In this episode of Christories, we dive deep into the events leading up to the explosion, revealing how human error and flawed design combined to create a deadly accident. Discover the harrowing immediate aftermath and the long-term environmental and health impacts that still resonate today. We explore the untold stor...
Listen
Watch
Mark as Played
July 6, 2025 • 30 mins
WE’RE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT THE SALEM WITCH TRIALS. In this chilling episode of Christories, we uncover the truth behind one of the darkest chapters in American colonial history. Forget what you’ve heard about witches being burned—this story is even more haunting. We explore how fear, superstition, and power dynamics led to the wrongful execution of 19 people, mostly women. You’ll learn who was accused, who benefited, and why i...
Listen
Watch
Mark as Played
June 29, 2025 • 54 mins
WE’RE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT GEORGE WASHINGTON, THE MYTH, THE MAN, AND THE MESSY TRUTH. He’s on the dollar bill, praised as the father of our country, but how well do we really know him? In this episode of Christories, we dig into the real George Washington: war hero, enslaver, and symbol of a young nation’s contradictions. From his violent campaigns against Native Americans to the legendary (but fake) cherry tree story, we unco...
Listen
Watch
Mark as Played
TODAY WE’RE LEARNING ABOUT WATERGATE!! This isn’t just a break-in story! it’s the scandal that shook Nixon’s presidency and forever changed American politics. In this episode of Christories, we explore how a botched burglary at the Democratic National Committee headquarters led to a tangled web of lies, coverups, and one historic resignation of President Richard Nixon. We meet Martha Mitchell, the bold truth-teller who tried to exp...
Listen
Watch
Mark as Played
TODAY WE’RE LEARNING ABOUT THE BERLIN WALL, cute Germany!! 🙆🏼♂️ We’re tearing down walls, literally! In this episode of Christories, we dive into the Cold War drama that split Berlin in two, turning neighbors into strangers and the city into a tense playground for the U.S., USSR, and their global squad. The Berlin Wall was built overnight in 1961 to keep East Germans in and capitalist vibes out. JFK came through with his "Ich bi...
Listen
Watch
Mark as Played
June 8, 2025 • 39 mins
Before she became America’s sweetheart, Shirley Temple was a 3-year-old with bouncing curls and unexpected sass, making her screen debut in a risqué pre-Code short that would be unthinkable by today’s standards! By age 6, she was Hollywood’s top box office draw, charming Depression-era audiences with tap numbers, dimples, and her iconic dance with Bill “Bojangles” Robinson—the first interracial dance pairing in film history. While ...
Listen
Watch
Mark as Played
THIS WEEK CHRIS IS TALKING ABOUT THE SPANISH INQUISITION! The Spanish Inquisition was one of history’s most infamous religious crackdowns, kicking off in 1478 under Queen Isabella and King Ferdinand. Its original goal? To root out heresy and enforce Catholic orthodoxy, but it quickly turned into a powerful tool for social and political control. Jews, Muslims, converted Christians (called conversos), and anyone who didn’t “fit the ...
Listen
Watch
Mark as Played
May 20, 2025 • 33 mins
Chrissy Capitals in Albany this week at The Egg. Working out material and messing with a mother and her daughter that must've forgotten what time the show started. We had fun, BABE!
#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy
UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE
👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas
SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS
Factor - Get started at https://factormeals.com/chaos50off and use code chaos50off to get 50% off plus FREE shipping on your...
Listen
Watch
Mark as Played
May 13, 2025 • 50 mins
This week I'm Chrissy Connecticut! I performed at the College Street Music Hall and thanks to a FULL ZERO bomb on my radio call in, Donna told my Mom what I said about the Pope. Love you Mom!
#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy
SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS
Ridge Wallet - Take advantage of Ridge’s once-a-year Memorial Day Sale and get UP TO 40% Off right now by going to https://www.Ridge.com/CHRISSYCHAOS #Ridgepod
BetterHelp - Chrissy Cha...
Listen
Watch
Mark as Played
May 6, 2025 • 23 mins
This week my therapy session got canceled and I aired it out on stage! Daddy Daughter dance got messy, and I came home to a sniper in the kitchen. Thanks for watching! Please like and subscribe. It helps a lot!
#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy
UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE
👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas
SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS
BlueChew - Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! And...
Listen
Watch
Mark as Played
Popular Podcasts
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com
The World's Most Dangerous Morning Show, The Breakfast Club, With DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, And Charlamagne Tha God!
Buck Sexton breaks down the latest headlines with a fresh and honest perspective! He speaks truth to power, and cuts through the liberal nonsense coming from the mainstream media. Interact with Buck by emailing him at teambuck@iheartmedia.com
The latest news in 4 minutes updated every hour, every day.