Getting Pretentious
Comedians Jayce Michael Hill and Connor Preston Bentley prove to the world how pretentious they are by covering a variety of artists. They take their low-brow comedy and apply it to high-brow topics. They cannot stress enough that they have no idea what they are talking about. Getting Pretentious Instagram: @gettingpretentiouspodcast Jayce Instagram: @jaycemichaelhill Connor Instagram: @connor_bentley_
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I just wanted to say that I don't care what you think. I don't.
But I hope you like us. Please.
We'll do anything if you just say you like us. We'll bake a pie. We'll mow your lawn. Hell - we'll even call your mom for you!
Instead of listening to whatever this is. Stop. Drop. And Roll.
Then meditate.
Well it's been a minute. And that's because we care. It's called self care and get use to it.
You know sometimes things happen in this world. And when they do, you need to be prepared. WD-40. That's right. You need WD-40. Not WD-39, not WD-41, but good ole fashion WD-40.
WE STILL DONT KNOW WHAT THIS PODCAST IS ABOUT.
Please and thank you,
Jesus Christ.
Hey there, sometimes you just gotta get out there and be yourself. Other times, definetly don't do that. It could be dangerous. Because sometimes you're just not good enough you know? I mean, I'm not suppose to say that, but the truth hurts sometimes.
This week we sing, play music, and generally suck at both. But whatever. Please like this, you could share it if you want but you don't have to.
I love you.
We have recently been accused of clout chasing with our episode titles. We argue that we are simply shameless oportunists who love a good easy way to get viewers.
Anyways this episode we really dive into what it means to be an artist, the finer points of freedom, what it means to be an American, and why you should think about other spirits in this realm we call modern day earth.
Also hydrogen, oxygen, and carbon are the buildin...
We have guitars too! This episode Jayce takes a break from music and lets Connor do the heavy lifting. It's hard work making stuff up all the time.
You should follow us on whatever we have on social media. How does one even do that?
Also here at Getting Pretentious we are offering to buy Twitter for one more dollar than Elon Musk is offering. That's the game Elon, you play to win and win to play. Or whatever rich people say.
O...
It's weird that people listen to this show. I honestly don't get it. You know what's ever weirder?
People wanting TO BE ON the show! Like who with a working brain would even consider it?
Damon Sumner. That's who.
Damon has a new album coming out soon so be sure to check that out. He is a great stand up comedian, father, and podcaster. Check his stuff out. Follow him on instagram at @damonrj2 to get information about his shows...
Kid's stay in school and dont be dictators.
Also eat your veggies.
We need a catchphrase. Those are pretty good.
I need coffee. This podcast is weird.
Where are we and how did we get here? The universe is constantly expanding at a rate that we cannot fathom and we are but specs of dirt on window pain, hardly noticeable and barely perceived. What can we do to live rich and fufilling lives in a space where time is but a blip on a vast canvas of matter and energy?
For now, you can listen to this new episode.
It'll help you drive to work, mow the lawn, or just forget about how tiny...
We were live with Jude Waguespack and Matthew Maher. We had fun, had some laughs, and no one got any refunds! So sit down, relax, and pretend you were there.
We will be releasing the video soon!
Fun fact: facts are fun.
We did a whole lotta talkin', singin', discussin' and podcastin'. Remember we are LIVE this Saturday (January 15th) at 6:30pm at Dynamic El Dorado. Our friends Jude and Matt will be there along with celebrity guests!
Join for fun, stay for the loyalty.
Dear Listener,
We are confident that the music in our podcast, which is made up on the spot, is better than The Beatles, Fleetwood Mac, Tupac, Mozart, The London Symphony Orchestra, and Cher COMBINED.
If you disagree, then you're wrong.
Sincerly,
Jayce and Connor
Hey there! We are existing along with you in this reality, if you can believe it! Believing is everything and everything is built on your ability to believe. So don't stop believing or reality will cease to exist. That's a lot of pressure for a humanoid.
I am human.
We're back and ready for action! What does that even mean? Like who says that? "Ready for action?" What a stupid thing to say. I feel bad for leading with that. I really shouldn't have.
You know what, I am sorry. These descriptions don't do the show justice. It's really a shame that they make me write these because they don't make sense. At. All.
Okay, you know what? I can read the room. Effectively immediately I, Jayce Hill, am...
Take me out to the ball game. Seriously. Please take me out to a ball game. I want to see a ball game. If you can invite me to a game, I'd go. I really would. I'm fun to hang out with and I barely need to be fed. Just one hot dog, that's it.
This episode we talk about bringing me out to a ball game where I can romp and play and have a grand old time. We also talk about other things too, and sing, and do other stuff.
Baseball.
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