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We cracked open one of our most popular episodes and gave it the sequel treatment. This week, we’re adding brand-new laws to the sacred Bro-Bible—and swinging the gavel to abolish a few outdated ones. From sneaker etiquette to facial hair crimes, nothing is safe. Think of it as constitutional reform… but with more beers and fewer powdered wigs.

This week we tested each other’s brains with a game of Crazy Facts. The rules? Simple: guess if the fact is true or total nonsense. Guess wrong? Bottoms up. By the end, things got… fuzzy.

Plastic surgery takes center stage—BBLs, nose jobs, fillers, and the rest. Unapologetic, unfiltered takes on the procedures everyone’s getting (and pretending they’re not).

We've all been mean before. Whether you meant to or not, admit it, you were an asshole. I this episode we talk about some of the times we were d-bags, and also list from A-Z, things that fit that category. 

The guys talk about how stupid New Years resolutions are, then we proceed to make our own.

The boys talk about some of their favorite ONE HIT WONDERS. No one is surprised about Jon's terrible taste in music!

We know, the Holiday's can be a depressing time. But if you think you have it bad, wait until you hear some real tragedies that happened around this time

The boys are starting their own PR firm.

Don't know about you, but we are starting to feel old. Kids these days... am I right? We discuss some things that make us feel old, things that we just don't understand about the youths, and even some current slang trivia.

Shout out to all the baby mommas out there! This one's for you!

So you call yourself a "SpOrTs FaN" huh? Everyone watches football. Baseball is Americas Pastime. You think that now because you watch soccer, you're better than everyone? Well what do you know about cheese racing? Hobbies Horse Show? What about Calcio Storico, basically imagine if the NFL, Rugby and the UCF from the 90's had a twisted ass baby! Take your helmet off and pick up the cheese wheel, LETS GO!

We discuss some of our favorite songs and also some of our worst. Naughty and nice lists and a gift exchange!

In today's episode we discuss the little things you do that could make you a trashy person. Maybe it's clipping your toe nails on an airplane, maybe it's the way you clean your ass. Either way everyone has a little trash inside of them. 

Times are hard, and we're ready to point the finger. We try and figure out who's responsible for the crazy inflation and how we plan to combat it. Plus a little game at the end where the loser takes a shot.

The guys are drafting a super team for different sporting categories. From uniforms to tailgating. Listen in and let us know who you think won!

Did you have a weird neighbor who thought their pet opossum was just the cutest? Maybe a crazy aunt who had a beady eyed rat as her plus one? This one's for you. 

We break down some unbelievable robberies and heists. Also discuss the greatest heist movies.