Sloppy Seconds with Big Dipper & Meatball

Big Dipper and Meatball are back on the good microphones this week and sounding expensive, just like overpriced mozzarella sticks. They spill on desert sexual escapades, Meatball winning four Precinct Awards, her scene-stealing fake mustache, and the harrowing moment she realized she accidentally poisoned herself in the dressing room. Plus, Dipper crafts the perfect sandwich, they debate bathhouses banning silicone lube, s...

This week on Sloppy Seconds, Big Dipper and Meatball welcome drag powerhouse Sapphira Cristál to talk hooking up in drag with ex-cons, eating pizza in P-Town, judging chaotic twink pageants, and why the cost of drag is anything but cheap. Plus, a tease of her upcoming comedy tour “One Slue Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.” Dipper spirals over gay people who don’t get the joke while Sapphira drops wisdom, glamour, and just enough de...

Hi beloved Slops! Please bear with the chaotic audio vibes this week as Big Dipper and Meatball record Sloppy Seconds fully feral from their Palm Springs AirBNB during IBC, because nothing says professionalism like airplane flyovers and desert delirium! This week, Meatball drives straight from Fat Slut to Palm Springs at 3AM, Dipper loses his dick ring somewhere in the house, they debate the psychology of Prince Albert pie...

Big Dipper and Meatball welcome tattooed, gorgeous adult performer Troy Daniels to talk old internet screen names, wild Berlin nightlife, stripping at the Nob Hill Theatre in San Francisco, and why gays get the best bacteria from eating booty. The trio catch up on GayVN Awards chaos, swap ball-shaving techniques, and beg people to come up with better opening lines on the apps than “Hey”. Plus, Troy spins the SICK Wheel and...

This week on Sloppy Seconds, Big Dipper and Meatball spiral from drag queens forgetting to take the metronome out of their numbers to whether they can single-handedly revitalize WeHo nightlife. They roast AI-generated hot muscle bear accounts while Meatball recounts getting into a harrowing screaming match over a parking spot and Dipper unpacks the evolution of the words he uses to label himself (from “husky” to “chubby” t...

This week on Sloppy Seconds, Big Dipper and Meatball welcome Smosh Family favorite Tommy Bowe to talk about escaping Florida, living on cocktails and obscene amounts of coffee, and the eternal mystery of why anyone is booking couples massages. Things spiral fast with rants about Trader Joe’s parking lots, Meatball’s clown bar at home, and why dirty apartments are an instant sexual turnoff. Plus, Tommy spins the SICK wheel ...

On this week’s episode, Big Dipper and Meatball discuss the scintillating topic of schlepping it back and forth from LA to San Francisco and their upcoming trip to the International Bear Convergence in Palm Springs. Meatball recounts coming face to face with Trinity the Tuck and her recent hookup in a sex dungeon. Meanwhile, Dipper once again overheats in a steam room and shares his performance-art dance troupe music video...

Luxx Noir London joins Big Dipper and Meatball to talk about recording her upcoming album in LA, her musical theatre kid origins, and the very real shock of seeing behind the Drag Race curtain. They debate whether Susan Boyle is an industry plant, how many drinks it takes for a drag queen to get drunk, and the need to go out in drag just for fun. Plus, Luxx spins the SICK Wheel and reveals her shocking body count and Big D...

Big Dipper and Meatball dive into the ritual of eating ribs as Meatball recounts bravely venturing into WeHo, and getting called “daddy” by a 26-year-old hookup. Dipper unpacks two major cultural moments, the origin of his attraction to older guys, and why the worms may have finally reached Nicki Minaj’s brain. They also pay loving tribute to the late, great icon Catherine O’Hara and take your medical professional voicemai...

Big Dipper and Meatball welcome the wickedly smart Guy Branum to talk about catching up on past seasons of Drag Race, his undying obsession with Marcia Marcia Marcia, and what it’s really like having Charro as a scene partner. The trio dives into Heated Rivalry, TV recs, Jean Smart kissing him on the head, AI-written jokes, and how to truly sleep like a champion (with a CPAP machine). Things get messy fast as Guy recounts ...

Big Dipper and Meatball are back from the GayVN Awards in Las Vegas, where they braved a crowded red carpet full of eager OnlyFans twinks galore. They break down their iconic matching red carpet look and address whether or not it was inspired by SpongeBob or McDonalds (it wasn’t) and Meatball rants about fashion designers missing deadlines while Dipper confronts being shaped like a baby. Meanwhile, they prep for their upco...

Big Dipper and Meatball welcome the highly entertaining Laganja Estranja to talk about tipping culture, being your own biggest cheerleader, launching your own cannabis line, and why she has earned the title of the Cheese Queen. Plus Laganja dishes on her love of traveling the world, Old Bay-seasoned Goldfish, bidets, and taking a much-needed break from social media. The group also dives into eating exotic animal meats, the...

Big Dipper and Meatball kick off this week’s episode by discussing drinking tequila from a literal bucket, debating why movies are the worst first-date choice, and breaking story for their chaotic (and fictional) romcom “Reel 2 Real.” Meatball spills about the 7-foot man who stole her heart, her possible return to the dating pool, and being in her painter era. Plus, the highs and lows of leather competitions, pinning tiny ...

Big Dipper and Meatball welcome the glamorous Angeria Paris VanMichaels to talk about everything from her Tammie Brown Snatch Game to winning All Stars Season 9 for charity, plus the wild moment TSA snatched her crown right off her head. From small-town Georgia to the chaos of LA grocery stores, Angeria breaks down the difference between small-town gays and big-city gays, her legendary pageant track record, old VHS drag ta...

On this week’s episode, Big Dipper leans hard into his Millennial energy as he and Meatball discuss sitting through long movies, the chaos of AI-generated Drag Race images, and why hooking up on holidays feels… off. Meanwhile, Meatball is busy cooking ceviche with extra lime juice, revisiting the eternal saga of being recognized at sex parties, unpacking the appeal of orgies, and explaining the finer points of snowballing....

Big Dipper and Meatball welcome the one and only Monét X Change to the studio, where she immediately confesses to popping a Ritalin and dives headfirst into the chaos. They get into everything from her enjoyment of fellating men for hours to walking cats on leashes and whether or not she quietly snuck off for a BBL. Monét spills about doing stand-up, surviving 36 unforgettable hours on Survivor, her time on The Traitors Se...

Big Dipper and Meatball return from the holiday break to recap bed rotting, chaotic travel itineraries, rogue confetti cannons, and a truly impromptu bathhouse visit. Along the way, Dipper shocks himself by breaking his bias against ear gauges, and Meatball calls out fake DJs. Meanwhile they discuss straight strippers invading a gay party, declare Heated Rivalry a full-blown fairytale fantasy, and Season 18 of Drag Race be...

Big Dipper and Meatball welcome the legendary Nicole Paige Brooks from Atlanta, Georgia into the studio for an episode that is messier than the BLT she made on YouTube. Nicole breaks down her drag origin story, reflects on her now-iconic verse from All Stars 10, and the conversation pivots into mugshots, holiday plans, and the art of rah rah. She also explains why biting nipples is non-negotiable and exactly what it means ...

On this week’s final Tuesday episode of the year, Big Dipper and Meatball dust off a very special musical number from the archives for your listening pleasure, hennies. Things get a little shady as Meatball recounts spotting a particular someone from her past at the airport, shares her ultimate holiday gift guide, and gives us the lowdown on her swan song performance at Oasis San Francisco. Meanwhile, Dipper confesses his ...