Sloppy Seconds with Big Dipper & Meatball

This week, Dipper is pushing through June Gloom while Meatball reminds everyone not to try and sleep over after hooking up. They revisit frosted tips and summer school, celebrate Dipper making it through Pride Month STI-free, wonder if Tyra Banks sees the world as a giant puppet show, and debate how to determine if a person is gay solely based on their photo. Plus, they explain why confidence is the real secret to bottoming and div...

Big Dipper and Meatball welcome the formerly blue Juno Birch and the conversation spirals from food poisoning to feline separation anxiety to doing stand-up comedy in America. Juno dishes on lovingly leaving her alien era behind, how to vape on an airplane, and performing at the Comedy Store. Meanwhile, Dipper and Meatball swap hookup horror stories, reminisce about loud hotel sex, and discuss fake teeth, stolen drag concepts, and ...

This week, Big Dipper and Meatball celebrate the Summer Solstice the only way they know how: with grocery store cruising fake-outs, the return of the infamous “Special BLT” (still not a BLT), and a spirited defense of drag queens everywhere. Meatball is in a new movie called Lady Champagne and the Temple of Poon and reveals why her body is officially in revolt after too many gigs, while Dipper recounts surviving the gay...

Big Dipper and Meatball welcome the one and only Bosco to talk about people wearing Cookie Monster, Tweety Bird, and Hello Kitty pajama pants in public, her upcoming The Marvelous Miss Gender tour, and why horny lesbians seem to follow her everywhere. The group debates whether Australia truly has the horniest audiences on Earth, Bosco shares some spicy drag hot takes, and Meatball comes clean about being a terrible girl’s gir...

This week, Big Dipper and Meatball tackle life’s important questions: Can Trisha Paytas speed talk, speed read, or neither? Why are all the shirtless boys suddenly out for summer? And is there a secret Broadway Board of Directors pulling the strings from the shadows? They manifest a trip to Australia, praise Pink’s inexplicable-but-iconic Tony Awards hosting gig, and finally determine the color of Meatball’s perin...

This week, Big Dipper and Meatball welcome Hollywood multi-hyphenate and director of STOP! THAT! TRAIN! Adam Shankman. Adam spills about having an iconic lunch with John Waters, dreaming of life as a chorus boy, and how he went from choreographing dance numbers to directing some of Hollywood’s biggest films, all while being proudly out in the industry. Plus, Adam pitches his vision for turning Read U Wrote U into a movie, Dip...

This week, Big Dipper and Meatball take a surprisingly deep dive into the mechanics of eating food while on the sofa, debate their favorite sports, and relive Meatball’s latest night out after swearing she was staying home. Plus: saltwater pools and stomach burns don’t mix, Dipper battles Pride parking in WeHo, Meatball refuses to wait in line for anything (even a free drink) and the harrowing logistics of hooking up in...

This week, Big Dipper and Meatball welcome the one and only Tammie Brown to the pod and they dive into the realities of living a nomadic drag life, spending the summer in P-Town, and whether “ancient alien appropriation” has finally gone too far. Tammie shares tales of her father smuggling birds, flipping alligators upside down, and keeping it pumpin’ no matter what. Plus, Meatball declares that today’s chil...

Big Dipper and Meatball talk about craving community and Meatball briefly considers joining a church and vents about the struggle of staying professional at corporate gigs when all she wants to do is be absolutely rotted. Dipper reveals his latest dream of starring in a musical and they launch into a passionate defense of why KeKe Palmer is a national treasure, the lingering scent of Benihana on your clothes, and Meatball recounts ...

This week, Big Dipper and Meatball welcome the hosts of Good Children, Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella and dive into the world of haunted hotel rooms, Etsy ghost-repelling potions, cursed energies, and whether shrimp make good pets. They debate open-air bathrooms, aggressively loud white noise machines, gut flora, and the psychological damage of growing up trying to be “good” while queer. Plus: unhinged live theatre au...

Big Dipper and Meatball unpack Meatball’s chaotic whirlwind trip to Atlanta, Dipper’s ongoing nightmare at fast food drive-thrus, and the grim reality of trying to get paid fairly for drag gigs in this economy. They debate whether homeownership is a fantasy, if Meatball will ever successfully get a Real ID, and why Dunkin’ Donuts may have stolen the Slut Bucket before diving into a very important question: should ...

Big Dipper and Meatball welcome Seattle’s own Jane Don’t for a chaotic deep dive into being robbed on season 18 of RuPaul’s Drag Race, the curse of posting your L’s online, and why legal weed is simply too strong now. They discuss performing drag on mulch and cobblestone, and ponder whether it’s actually better to lose Drag Race than win these days. Plus: a very original game called “Do or Don&rs...

Big Dipper and Meatball recap their chaotic and delightful night at Zach Zucker’s Stamptown show, unpack the viral video of a dancer getting dragged out of Pieces in NYC, and discuss the dangers of puking out the side of a Waymo. Meatball recounts her absolutely unhinged three hours in Palm Springs, Dipper gets an unsolicited psychic reading at a party, and Meatball finally dives into Dipper’s Wikipedia page. Plus: bein...

Big Dipper and Meatball welcome chaos clown and comedian extraordinaire Zach Zucker to unpack the very real rivalry between clowns and mimes, and what actually goes down at clown school. Zach gets candid about hustling as an artist, navigating life as a bisexual, and building Stamptown into his own comedy empire. The trio dive into stories of unhinged performances, creative survival, and the beautiful madness that fuels it all. It&...

This week, we’re Sloppy Senators! Special guest Maebe A. Girl stops by to remind Californians to get out there and vote! (https://maebeforstatesenate.com) Big Dipper and Meatball settle on the proper pronunciation of mezcal, whether Drag Race All Stars 11 is already a flop, and recount the fun they had at the Off Sunset Festival…even though Meatball may still be recovering from her scooter accident concussion, because ...

This week, Big Dipper and Meatball welcome Interior Motives host Ben Mora, who drops in and immediately declares war on LA nightlife and unpacks his proudly sex-negative stance. Meanwhile, Meatball gets fully duped by AI videos, shares the art of throwing a drink in someone’s face, and the gang swaps chaotic hookup stories, including a trailer park rendezvous, and Ben spills on exploring Bangkok’s gay red light district...

Big Dipper and Meatball spiral into online conspiracy rabbit holes while they debate once again whether their chaotic chemistry deserves a book deal. From being mistaken for each other at a sex party to fake mustaches, any can happen. They sound off on their hatred of electronic music festivals (and the people who love waiting in lines, looking at you, Coachella), swap notes on bespoke pube grooming, and unpack a truly unsettling s...

Big Dipper and Meatball welcome Plane Jane and nothing is off limits, from the phenomenon of balls retreating back into the body to the chaotic life working in Vegas. She spills on traveling the world with comically large silicone boobs, faking it as a DJ, and surviving life on a bus packed with eight massive personalities. The conversation gets messier as she leans into her reputation as an elite internet troll and unpacks the emo...

Big Dipper and Meatball kick things off this week by reminiscing about LA warehouse parties, aging into “needing a chair at the concert” energy, and sliding-door life moments that shaped their careers. They dive into chaotic pop culture, from bizarre influencer stunts to wild street interviews and welcome guest Ruben Zambrano to hype the upcoming Off Sunset Festival in LA. They take your outrageous voicemails, debate se...