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I LOVE HER WITH ALL MY HEART. Litigate for classical classism, shared cousins' quarters, and Georgian-era jawlines. The person most confused by the film this week was: every wig.

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Bon Appétit! Taste this episode for iconic couples, egotistical e-reads, and boeufs bourguignon. The person most confused by the film this week was: Julie's mom

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...Word. Tweet @us for deceptive dancers, baffled boyfriends, and fearsome Floridians. The person most confused by the film this week was: Derek, when betrayed by his homie.

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Mor'DU! String your bow for awesome archers, cantankerous clans, and punk-rock princesses. The person most confused by the film this week was: the Delicate Bear.

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Donkeh!!! Get out me swamp for questionable quests, a sensational soundtrack, delightful Donkeys, divalicious dragons, and pernicious princesses. The person most confused by the film this week was: the recently-evicted little German pigs.

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Let my people go.......... Follow us into this episode for sassy scripture, brawling brothers, and Burning Bushes. The person most confused by the film this week was: Rameses, hearing his brother care about people now, and also seeing him wigless. Siena called the Torah the Talmud at least once in this episode she is so sorry

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Mom!!! Send in a college application 5 months late for an episode full of mean-spirited mamas, chub-phobic chismosas, and America Ferrera's film debut! The person most confused by the film this week was: everyone whenever George Lopez appears in their driveway

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*Spits out a lizard* Secret handshake for tricksy twins, scheming sisters and plotting pals. The person most confused by the film this week was: the parents, duh!

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Home run! Round the bases for powerful Peaches, drunken dugouts, and Bill Pullman, baby! The person most confused by the film this week was: at least 90% of the team, sexually.

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*Record SCRATCH* Back handspring into an episode full of flippy friendships, historical haircuts, and awesome athleticism. The person most confused by the film this week was: everybody's bra straps, suddenly out.

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*Licks Cheeto dust off fingers*. Bite into this episode for Protestant preguntas, Chicano chips, and family flavor fests. The person most confused by the film this week was: Matt Walsh's mustache (the absence of)

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*Doubles Dutch* Fly into the sun for lit ladies, marvelous mamas, and carnivorous cats. The person most confused by the film this week was: the entire space crew getting flerkened.

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cw: suicide, depression. Uh... Check in to this episode for a father's enervation, film documentation, and a beach vacation. Watch at your own risk. The person most confused by the film this week was: the audience during the macarena.

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*Pops prosecco* Book a room for bashful boning, candid conversation, and mouthwatering Mars bars. The person most confused by the film this week was: Becky, having an insane day at work.

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You're not my wife! Exchange vows for farcical fiancés, women in the workforce, and suspicious SIM cards. The person most confused by the film this week was: Phool, but that is the patriarchy's fault.

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Fly out for gregarious grandmas, delicious dishes, and way chill weddings. The person most confused by the film this week was: Ellen the dog, that she was not in more scenes.

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Ba BA ba DOOK! DOOK! DOOK! Pop up for menacing mums, clamorous kids, and a queer icon. The person most confused by the film this week was: the kindly neighbour hearing all those sounds.

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AlaskaAa?! Get down on one knee for silly Sandra Bullock, riotous Ryan Reynolds, and of course, the naked slam. The person most confused by the film this week was: Kevin whilst in the clutches of a hawk!

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But... I'm a cheerleader! Forcibly attend this episode for campy casting choices, lesbian love triangles, and dazzling art direction. The person most confused by the film this week was: Megan's pom poms, wondering why they got dragged into this.

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